OPEN UP THE HISTORY BOOKS, GAYJAY HAD WON HIS 4TH. I AM JUST IN T.EARS THIS IS SO INSPIRING AND SO SHOCKING I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DID IT!!! SUCH AND
UNDERDOG!!!1
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NASCAR 2009---Wake me up for Daytona...
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Posts: 8749 (11/22/09 5:41 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
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sniffles11 |
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Posts: 5441 (11/22/09 5:43 PM) Registered User |
I think the board is going to crash when all the GayJay fans come pouring in here to express their joy.
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5522 (11/22/09 5:44 PM) Registered user |
In honor of GayJay, Cheatin' Chad, and the 48 team, a tribute.
------------------- Just Cheat (with apologies to Lady GaGa) We're the champs! NASCAR Black flag Last week we finished far too low Second's not good for us, you know Final pit stop. I told you drop the jack! Restarted in mid-pack. We were fifteenth with ten to go. What's go-ing on every week? We're near the top in points but they all make us look meek. Keep it cool what's the name of this track? It doesn't matter but we'll win, we'll win. Just cheat. Acid panel dip. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Come on, soak those tires. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Magic raising shocks. Duh-duh-duh-duh Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Ju-ju-ju-just cheat. (Chad:) Get off your knees and shut your mouth. (Jimmie:) Why is my racesuit inside out? Inside out Chad! What's Chandra gonna say? I think she thinks we're gay. (Chad:) Give her this necklace, shut her up. What's go-ing out on the track? We started off so strong but now we've been shuffled back. Keep it cool what's the lap that we're on? It doesn't matter, dude, we'll win, we'll win. Just cheat. One less pound of weight. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Engine additive. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Chad, what should we do? Duh-duh-duh-duh Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Ju-ju-ju-just cheat. (Jeff:) When I come through the garage stall checkin' out my driver's car Can't believe my eyes what they doin' to each track bar And I AIN'T gonn' stand for it, we're supposed to be sharin' ALL info I'm part-owner, I'm part-owner and I damn well better know what's the score GUYS! Show me I can see that you runnin' faster laps than me The way you twirling up that wrench round and round (Jimmie and Chad:) There is no reason, Gordon, why you try to spy on us? Move on back old goat, let us show you how it's done. And cheat. Extra battery volts. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Are those parts legal? Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Here's a box of nails. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Spill 'em on the track. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Blow their tires out. Duh-duh-duh-duh We need these points. Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Ju-ju-ju-just cheat. We won! We're points-stressing, win-obsessing Weekly fuel mileage-maximizing We're points-stressing, win-obsessing As long as it's not us they're catching We're points-stressing, win-obsessing Aerodynamic optimizing We're points-stressing, win-obsessing As long as it's not us they're catching Go. Use your bumper, come on, nudge 'em and draft 'em You got him, now stay close enough to pass him Go fast. Drive it, wreck him like a pimp smackin' up his hos and get Another title Just cheat. Put 'em in the wall. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Bump draft in the turns. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Damn you Smoke and Shrub! Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Jimmie, here's a gun. Da-doo-doo-doo Just cheat. Kill, so what? You win. Duh-duh-duh-duh Cheat. Cheat. Cheat. Ju-ju-ju-just cheat. |
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Posts: 1315 (11/22/09 5:44 PM) |
LOL Sniff!!! Congrats to Mark and his second place finish for the 5th time.
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Erinnloveee |
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Posts: 259 (11/22/09 5:46 PM) |
WOW I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR RATINGS SUCK THIS YEAR, NASCAR. SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE. |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 8750 (11/22/09 5:48 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
EXCUSE ME HE IS A HUGEEEEE UNDERDOG! THIS IS SUCH A FEAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW SOMEONE WHO STARTED 1ST COULD HAVE AVOIDED FINISHING 29TH OR WORSE WITHOUT
BLINKING! THAT'S SUCH A HUGE TASK!!1 Seriously, why do they act like it was that impressive?
Who would have won with the old system? |
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10570 (11/22/09 5:49 PM) Registered User |
Who won the race? Yes, the actual race, not the fucking cup.
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5514 (11/22/09 5:50 PM) Registered User |
swim4life227 wrote: 
Seriously, I think I heard the phrase "make history" like 10 times within a span of 5 minutes after the checkered flag. The last time somebody not named Gayjay was the champion, Bush was one year into his second term. This is so uninspiring, as much as ESPN is trying to make it so. Swim, these are the old standings as of last week: pos, car#, driver, points, behind 1) #48-Jimmie Johnson(X), 4996 2) #14-Tony Stewart(X), 4983, -13 3) #24-Jeff Gordon(X), 4940, -56 So Gayjay finally won a second cup. But both Tony and Jeff would have had a legit shot today.
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11/22/09 5:53 PM.
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5523 (11/22/09 5:52 PM) Registered user |
Kitten Gloves wrote:Herpes. Also known as Denny Hamlin to those who don't know all our nicknames. |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5524 (11/22/09 5:55 PM) Registered user |
swim4life227 wrote:Through Phoenix, GayJay would have been leading under the old system. This is per Jayski. UNOFFICIAL Sprint Cup CLASSIC - the OLD way - Driver Points Standings [after Phoenix, race 35 of 36]: pos, car#, driver, points, behind 1) #48-Jimmie Johnson(X), 4996 2) #14-Tony Stewart(X), 4983, -13 3) #24-Jeff Gordon(X), 4940, -56 4) #5-Mark Martin(X), 4635, -361 5) #11-Denny Hamlin(X), 4611, -385 6) #2-Kurt Busch(X), 4593, -403 7) #42-Juan Pablo Montoya(X), 4454 -542 8) #16-Greg Biffle(X), 4420, -576 9) #39-Ryan Newman(X), 4353, -643 10) #18-Kyle Busch, 4310, -686 11) #9-Kasey Kahne(X), 4276, -720 12) #17-Matt Kenseth, 4265, -731 13) #99-Carl Edwards(X), 4252, -744 14) #33-Clint Bowyer, 4224, -772 15) #00-David Reutimann, 4103, -893 16) #83-Brian Vickers(X), 4024, -972 (X) a chase driver.(11-15-2009) smartguy - jinx. And I probably would have put a bounty out on JPM's head had the old system been in place. Then again, I don't think he and Tony would have been going at it like they were had Tony been in contention.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10571 (11/22/09 5:57 PM) Registered User |
Damn Mark looks bad in HD.
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5515 (11/22/09 6:02 PM) Registered User |
Oh look! It's Brian France!
He's probably got a boner the size of that trophy right now. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 38945 (11/22/09 6:04 PM) Registered user |
Kitten Gloves wrote: We call that the Clint Eastwood Effect |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5525 (11/22/09 6:05 PM) Registered user |
Brian France, ick. I hear there's some salacious stuff going on with him - something about a divorce IIRC. Sorry, Brian. Gay marriage isn't legal in
NC yet, so both Jimmie and Chad are still off-limits.
Whoa, sniffles, your Lions won! |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5526 (11/22/09 6:11 PM) Registered user |
Post-hoing to say -- best wishes to Rick Hendrick's niece, who is having a liver transplant. Hopes and prayers going up that her surgery goes well and her
transplant is successful. He was right to be with her today.
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 3572 (11/22/09 7:39 PM) Registered User |
Congrats to Daytona for back to back fantasy championships! Now - can you PLEASE tell us who you are?
Oh - and I am done with NASCAR until they fix this stupid points/chase thing they have RUINED the sport with. There is no way in hell - that Jimmie Johnson is that much better of a driver than everyone else. Is he good? Sure. 4 back to back championships good? No. |
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BobbyBrown06 |
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Posts: 14022 (11/23/09 10:05 AM) Registered user |
With football returning and Jimmie leading the chase I don't think I saw more than 20 laps of the last ten races :/
It doesn't help that Kensenth shat the bed this year too. |
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raidersfantom |
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Posts: 2851 (11/23/09 10:15 AM) Registered user |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER HMS VICTORY!!!! Jimmie Johnson is well on his way to becoming the greatest NASCAR driver of all time!!!!!!!! Chad Knaus is well on his way to becoming the greatest crew chief of all time!!!!!!! This thread is awesome. |
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ketchuplover |
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Posts: 1878 (11/23/09 11:44 AM) Registered User |
I hereby predict Jimmie Johnson will win the next 6 championships.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 3438 (11/23/09 11:59 AM) Registered user |
I watched not even one race this year. Who's the smart one now?
I win! |
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