Real Housewives of Orange County S2: The bitches are back.

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worstdog		#1641	[-]
Posts: 4586 (11/22/09 11:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	VivaLsVgs wrote: http://www.starmagazine.com/news/16257 A messy divorce from her 1st hubby....didn't seem like God was her top priority in her first marriage So Alexis is a mean drunk??? Could make for some interesting TV!
ImCrushingYourHead		#1642	[-]
Posts: 5044 (11/22/09 4:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A mean drunk AND a cheater - this could be great!
GlamsSlam		#1643	[-]
Posts: 4268 (11/22/09 5:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I like this and it proves I was right they are total phonies... What exactly is "businessman"? Right there it smacks of the 80s and conjures up Miami Vice and Scarface. And what is the deal-eo with the Faux christian shit.. one look at those Mormon compound women or Catholic Nuns and you know God prefers you natural and not just in the beaver department. What is Christian about GIGANTIC knockers, fucked up plastic surgery and living large.. would Jesus dig that shit? Jesus was a hippie man! And black by the way or at least "swarthy" which is my mother's way of saying "terrorist looking" if my mother was alive and knew of terrorists.. in her day they were all Jews. Speaking of Jews and blacks.. why are there none in the OC.. I see brown people picking up the kids of the angry drunk bitch.. interesting her name is Alexis.. wasn't that name of my idol Joan Collins in Dynasty? Why yes.. fake name to go with the fake tits.
Blatantly Oblivious		#1644	[-]
Posts: 1141 (11/22/09 5:55 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GalNewYork wrote: "I don't know Blatantly ... after watching this show I realize my life is so much more enriched and fulfilled than these housewives. I would never at 5 years old make those types of financial blunders they did. I don't have backstabbers for friends. The housewives have no personalities yet buy all of these material things ie. boats, condos, horses ... Jeanna can afford a personal trainer. With all of that money no one needs to be that fat! " I know, I was just kidding - seriously these women, if that is what money does to you, I'd rather be poor - well maybe!
GlamsSlam		#1645	[-]
Posts: 4270 (11/22/09 6:08 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't like to make you feel bad about yourselves and your lives.. okay some of you.. but so many said after posting MY beautiful home that they wanted to see more. I thought perhaps it was in poor taste to disregard many of you in this time of financial crisis but then to disregard someone it means you have had to have regard for them in the first place.. so let me put some photos of my beautiful home accessories... This was given to me by one of my husbands who described me as his perfect peacock (which is odd as they are men) This was given to me by one of the Popes.. .they all look the same in their gay wear This was given to me by Jackie Collins And the boys gave me this last christmas.. something about reptilian or something like that - I don't know as I don't speak Fillipino, Thai or whatever they talk like..
ImCrushingYourHead		#1646	[-]
Posts: 5045 (11/22/09 10:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Love the GLAMorous jewels, you rich bitch!
GalNewYork		#1647	[-]
Posts: 602 (11/23/09 6:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know, I was just kidding - seriously these women, if that is what money does to you, I'd rather be poor - well maybe! Ooops - sorry and haha on me!
Regardless		#1648	[-]
Posts: 355 (11/23/09 10:36 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	seaguy wrote: Good season, and these bitches become MORE loathesome if that was even possible. Except I still don't mind Gretchen for some reason. Big red X, Seaguy! For some reason, I don't know why really, but I like Gretchen too. I'm not sure why I can't hate her like I hate the rest of the bitches (well, I don't hate Jeana either), but Gretchen skates by without getting any hate from me each week, while my hate for the rest of the women grows.
worstdog		#1649	[-]
Posts: 4588 (11/23/09 10:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Faux fame" has gone to Tamra's head. I really liked her the first season she was on, but now I want to smack her everytime she comes on my TV. She's an attractive 40+ yr old (when she isn't snarling at Gretchen) with a nice body, but is it worth not eating to the point where you feel dizzy??
Ouchie Poo		#1650	[-]
Posts: 229 (11/23/09 11:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Have you guys seen this pic of Tamra at Bravotv.com? WTF? Is she morphing into Lauri territory here? Oh and since the economy is in the shitter, I'm gonna help Vicky out. From her blog: I am so excited about my book that has just finished called More Than a Housewife and is now for sale on my website www.vickigunvalson.com. If you are looking for a book to give you hope, inspiration, and an insight into how I have gotten to where I am in life with a true purpose, please order it. I am confident it will be one of the best things you have done for yourself. Also, if you're one of the 85 million Americans who don't have life insurance, please visit my website for a free quote. There is a 100% chance you will pass away, we just don't know when. Please be sure your family is protected if this were to happen to you. It's your responsibility! Last Edited By: Ouchie Poo 11/23/09 11:14 AM. Edited 1 times.
ImCrushingYourHead		#1651	[-]
Posts: 5051 (11/23/09 1:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nice. Vicky is such a horror. "You are going to DIE DIE DIE ... so call me!"
GalNewYork		#1652	[-]
Posts: 603 (11/23/09 1:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wonder how much of a policy she took out on that obnoxious husband of hers? Will her next reality show be SNAPPED?
great personality		#1653	[-]
Posts: 680 (11/23/09 6:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Such secondhand embarrassment for Alexis when her husband played that dirty mind game on her telling she was talking too loud and everyone was staring Maybe its the camera crew? Still, she puts up with it so how bad can you really feel for her. I wonder if Lynne's daughter #2 is REALLY sad that her family isn't "together" as much anymore or if she's just a jealous teeny.
Jassyca		#1654	[-]
Posts: 529 (11/23/09 6:58 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	great personality wrote: I wonder if Lynne's daughter #2 is REALLY sad that her family isn't "together" as much anymore or if she's just a jealous teeny. My vote is "jealous teeny" because how are they "not together"? Okay, so they're packing up and moving to another place. Big deal. It's not like her mother is moving to Alaska while her dad moves to Florida, her sister moves to Chicago and she's moves to Denver. They're all just moving to another house (where they'll probably again not pay the rent and get kicked out.. again). When she had her little whine-fest and wailed that she didn't want her mom and sister to "change" then later t.earfully blurted out at her sister "you got this-this-n-this, what's left for ME?", that was a big time Freudian slip and showed her real feelings about things: jealousy. Hope she doesn't turn into Trampa.
great personality		#1655	[-]
Posts: 688 (11/24/09 4:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	a total slip! it wouldn't surprise me if the family is never together anymore though either. Lynne said she did the show to get the kids into acting () hence the Laguna Beach residency and stuff. I hope Vicki's thanking her lucky stars (and husband and daughter) that she didn't buy that yacht...although I guess it could have been Jeanne's new home What am I saying?? Jeanne is rich, her life is awesome, she has strangers and friends coming and going, her business is thriving etc etc etc...I'm gonna miss her spinning everything I think one of my most WTF Housewives moments was when Colton broke his arm. She said it broke after punching someone who was smoking pot and it "offended" him. That will never not make me laugh
GlamsSlam		#1656	[-]
Posts: 4278 (11/24/09 4:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I finally saw Andy..what is the deal with the show there.. they rerun a DIFFERENT one after the first one.. I saw Jimmy Fallon again..okay. So now the tubba has people BLACK people living with her. Who are these BLACK people? And that Quinn bitch lived with her and Jo? God its a flop house on the line of some Somerset Maughm novel! Natalie Wood starred in a movie about that with Robert Redford.. what was that called... only instead of dead Natalie playing Jeana - Rosie O Donnell! I must get Vicki's new book I know its something I will treasure forever. Man is she trying hard to be "nice" Not even drinking on the show... wow. I am going to call her for life insurance. I have to talk to this woman. I can only imagine her financial planning.. first get a cuckolded husband and then dominate everyone's lives... then don't buy a yacht. To think Seaguy could have worked in her empire.
factoryhurl		#1657	[-]
Posts: 14466 (11/24/09 5:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So now the tubba has people BLACK people living with her. Who are these BLACK people? And that Quinn bitch lived with her and Jo? God its a flop house on the line of some Somerset Maughm novel! Natalie Wood starred in a movie about that with Robert Redford.. what was that called... this property is condemned. tennesee williams....same thing she is taking in boarders. i would watch that happen.
Jassyca		#1658	[-]
Posts: 534 (11/25/09 9:27 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Last night, I watched last week's OC rerun while waiting for Tabatha's Takeover and this time I noticed that Simon and Tamra get along just fine whenever she's parading around in underwear. Also noticed the fun bags on her chest have yet again somehow self-inflated so they are even larger than they were last season despite the breast implant "reduction" surgery that she had two seasons ago. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/10/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-premieres-with-new-plastic-surgery/ I bet it won't be long before they somehow grow larger than Alexis' watermelons. Those are the only things keeping Simon around because we all know he didn't marry her for her scintillating conversation.
Cleofuss		#1659	[-]
Posts: 3538 (11/25/09 10:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^^See, I don't think she's had them made bigger. If you look at the comparison photo the issue is that the pink dress doesn't fit her properly. The chest area is too small for her cup size which gives the illusion of smaller breasts, whereas the bikini top fits her well and does not disguise the size.
GlamsSlam		#1660	[-]
Posts: 4282 (11/25/09 11:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think she had them replaced between season 2 and 3. Season 2 ended with the reduction and then she returned and they were back to big kazongas... same as now. And because she and Simon are pervs ... they have no relationship other than sexual... he was an asshole until she started modeling the LaPerla. Remember the "rumor" about him was he was fired for having the sexy sex with clients at the Dealer. Yet as she is screaming about the shit on the internet about Gretchen she does nothing to correct her bullshit. Gretchen is a dumb bimbo.. good for her that some poor Kenny Rogers lookalike wanted a hottie nurse and paid for it.. why does Tamra care.. oh because she is pissed it didn't HAPPEN to her.. instead she has a jailbird son, an unemployed pervert husband and is a bitch. That girl worked that pole and ended up short selling her house and well not that Gretchen has anything but Gayde.. but to each his own. Gretchen has no kids, no debt and is having fun. Jealous much?

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