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Posts: 9846 (11/24/09 01:56 AM) AI/X-Factor Moderator |
The whole thing is so staged. The reactions were ALL so cheese-o-lated (OH! GEE!), and the conversations were so unrealistic. Suzanne is especially bad at bad
acting. She is so bad it is almost brilliant.
OH. Assistant NEEDS TO GO. |
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Posts: 80 (11/24/09 05:28 AM) |
cginspace wrote: A patisserie is the french word for pastry shop. |
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3576 (11/24/09 10:25 AM) Registered User |
Carboys Desire wrote:HA! Yes, later on, when porn guy had his shirt off, I was all, "That is the same shot as the two Kyles found on the website!" |
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Posts: 2224 (11/24/09 11:55 AM) Registered User |
Having watched the thousands, THOUSANDS of hours of reality tv that I have- I must be too entrenched as nothing seemed faked or staged to me! Damn! I came in
here to fully throw my support behind this show and the majority of the cast! The awesome castee to douchebag ratio is unprecedented IMO! :P Love love love the
jewish girl, the porn star and the OC Housewife (for once!!!). Zoe's a doll and I like one of the bald chefs -I think, it might be that they look so much
alike that I'm combining their good moments into one ? Also like the messy lady chef. And last but not least- lovin Chef Novelli! He's super fucking
hot AND entertaining, great personality (love that he loves Columbo:P) and talented and on and on and on. Hell, I even like his fiance and his assistant who
are barely on the show!
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Posts: 9848 (11/24/09 01:13 PM) AI/X-Factor Moderator |
cricket512 wrote:I know what a a patisserie is. Have no idea what a patassery is. This woman wants to open a patASSery, so she says. So I'll keep watching Two Kyles, One Kup for a while, but it is very cheesy. Since it is a food show, however, I guess that fits. And non-Kup Kyle is pretty hot.
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Posts: 2823 (11/24/09 01:23 PM) Registered user |
I've only seen the premiere so far, but I love Kyle, Kup & Suzanne. I could give a shit less about Emmanuel, I don't think he's hot and the
porn star thing is the only reason he got cast on the show (well and I guess the French accent). Hopefully can watch Episode 2 later on.
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Posts: 1775 (11/24/09 01:49 PM) |
count me in as a fan. I've been in since day 1 when all the try-outs had to cook an egg for Chef Novelli. he just seems so kind to everyone. I like
'em all but have my faves (like Suzanne) for sure. and I think porn guy is hot. who's he pornin' with, girls or guys? I don't care about his
porn, it was his being late so much that annoyed the shit out of me. I love when they left him.
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Posts: 1767 (11/24/09 02:09 PM) |
This show brings the lolz
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Posts: 8989 (11/24/09 07:30 PM) Registered user |
I LOVE Emmanuel. I watch the show just to look at him and the hot French Novelli.
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Drew B |
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Posts: 6729 (11/24/09 07:45 PM) Registered User |
MsJulieR wrote: I love salty and sweet together, too. Best is ice cream in a pretzel cone... I thought the chef should have at least TASTED her chocolate pot before simply failing her for a few flakes of salt on her caramel garnish... |
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Posts: 8996 (11/24/09 08:09 PM) Registered user |
victalac wrote: Absofreakinglutely. |
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Posts: 9855 (11/24/09 08:14 PM) AI/X-Factor Moderator |
That salty thing was the stupidest thing of the night. He acted like putting salt on the caramel was unheard of. May people mix salty and sweet, these days...
and he should not be eating the garnish alone... And Novelli is NOT hot, TYVM.
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Posts: 8997 (11/24/09 08:17 PM) Registered user |
cginspace wrote: As a straight womyn, I BEG TO DIFFER. His love of Columbo and 70's funk makes me want to lick his fingers. |
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Posts: 9856 (11/24/09 08:28 PM) AI/X-Factor Moderator |
Those fingers are all your, baby. Ewwwww.
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Posts: 1246 (11/24/09 08:31 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, I like Novelli alright, but hot? I'm not seein' it. Eman? Yes.
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Posts: 221 (11/24/09 08:34 PM) |
I find this show oddly compelling, although the only contestant I actually like is Tracie (Suzanne is entertaining though.)
I did find it rather odd that he was so disgusted by the salt on the caramel garnish, I see "sea salt & caramel" things all over the place these days. I guess it isn't CLASSIC French, but it's hardly unheard of. (And CG, I also thought "WTH is a patasserie?!") |
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Posts: 12017 (11/24/09 08:38 PM) Registered user |
I wish there were more subtitles, especially when Novelli talks. It reminds me of my statistics class in college taught by an Indian man whom none of us could
understand.
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Posts: 2825 (11/24/09 08:52 PM) Registered user |
I just watched Episode 2. I officially love this show. Kyle/Kup are cute, awesome guys. It's even funnier cos they remind me a lot of myself (Kyle) and my
boyfriend (Kup). Is that fucking weird?
I still really like Suzanne as well. I'm annoyed with Emmanuel but at least he's bringing some conflict. Everyone else seems very nice and down to earth, but my top 3 are still Kyle, Kup & Suzanne. And the whole Pass/Fail thing kinda reminds me of Surf Girls on MTV way back in like 2002 or something, when every episode the girls were ranked after the competitions in either the Green, Yellow or Red sections, depending on how well they did. And I fucking loved that show. |
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Posts: 6730 (11/24/09 09:13 PM) Registered User |
I like the fat frau who creamed herself over a farmer's market. Obviously, I don't like her enough to remember her NAME, though...
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Posts: 10590 (11/24/09 10:19 PM) Registered User |
cginspace wrote: XXbigredecks. I love sweet and salt together, and porn guy looks like he suffers from FAS. Not hot. |
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