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Loki |
how do you make the perfect dessert crumble? |
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khnum |
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Mash it with a fork
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QualityBobby |
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Violently shaking it.
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Mister Yuck |
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Call its mom a pig
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CBRetriever |
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butter and brown sugar
and maybe flour |
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springfeverish |
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Got to have oatmeal.
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TC |
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I know how to make gibraltar tumble and the Rockies crumble.
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Loki |
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what?? no lard?
Then what do people use lard for? |
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FiveMorePeople |
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Tamales.
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TC |
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Lard doesn't stop something from crumbling. Example: the saus.
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lilmzcan |
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Loki wrote: Pie crust |
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Loki |
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oh so lard is for flaky? who knew.
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dennydoylelives |
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Run over it with a truck. That should sufficiently destroy any dessert.
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mangorita |
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Bake a pie, drop it on the floor, then scoop it into a dish. --> crumble.
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needsmorecowbell |
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QualityBobby wrote:That only works on babies. |
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Loki |
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hhhm, I'm gonna need a bigger truck
yay mango! |
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QualityBobby |
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needsmorecowbell wrote: How do you think I learned the technique? |
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squashthebeef |
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Be honest. When are you not thinking lard?
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TC |
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Mister Yuck wrote: Hahaha. How did I miss that? |
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SmrtAss |
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2 parts flour, 1 part sugar and 1 part butter (butter should be chilled; don't bring it to room temp)
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Knives of the Saints |
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Mister Yuck wrote: Fruitcake is hardly the perfect dessert. |
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