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how do you make the perfect dessert crumble?
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how do you make the perfect dessert crumble? |
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khnum |
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Posts: 25400 (11/24/09 09:43 AM) dimply pooh bear |
Mash it with a fork
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QualityBobby |
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Posts: 7400 (11/24/09 09:45 AM) O.o |
Violently shaking it.
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 6173 (11/24/09 09:46 AM) Registered User |
Call its mom a pig
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 30088 (11/24/09 09:47 AM) MESS member |
butter and brown sugar
and maybe flour |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 3831 (11/24/09 09:51 AM) Registered User |
Got to have oatmeal.
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TC |
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Posts: 369 (11/24/09 09:55 AM) Spaulding |
I know how to make gibraltar tumble and the Rockies crumble.
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Loki |
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Posts: 18249 (11/24/09 09:56 AM) Monkey tamer |
what?? no lard?
Then what do people use lard for? |
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FiveMorePeople |
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Posts: 356 (11/24/09 09:59 AM) |
Tamales.
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TC |
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Posts: 370 (11/24/09 10:07 AM) Spaulding |
Lard doesn't stop something from crumbling. Example: the saus.
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lilmzcan |
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Posts: 2841 (11/24/09 10:14 AM) |
Loki wrote: Pie crust |
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Loki |
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Posts: 18252 (11/24/09 10:16 AM) Monkey tamer |
oh so lard is for flaky? who knew.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2987 (11/24/09 10:17 AM) Registered User |
Run over it with a truck. That should sufficiently destroy any dessert.
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mangorita |
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Posts: 1996 (11/24/09 10:21 AM) Registered user |
Bake a pie, drop it on the floor, then scoop it into a dish. --> crumble.
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needsmorecowbell |
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Posts: 2104 (11/24/09 10:27 AM) Registered User |
QualityBobby wrote:That only works on babies. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 18253 (11/24/09 10:29 AM) Monkey tamer |
hhhm, I'm gonna need a bigger truck
yay mango! |
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QualityBobby |
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Posts: 7402 (11/24/09 10:34 AM) O.o |
needsmorecowbell wrote: How do you think I learned the technique? |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 23641 (11/24/09 10:39 AM) Found a guy with |
Be honest. When are you not thinking lard?
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TC |
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Posts: 371 (11/24/09 10:42 AM) Spaulding |
Mister Yuck wrote: Hahaha. How did I miss that? |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 8049 (11/24/09 11:49 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
2 parts flour, 1 part sugar and 1 part butter (butter should be chilled; don't bring it to room temp)
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Knives of the Saints |
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Posts: 815 (11/25/09 10:27 AM) Registered User |
Mister Yuck wrote: Fruitcake is hardly the perfect dessert. |
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