Pity bump for the useless fat fuck Derek A-retard-a and testing my new avi...
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 677 (12/19/09 11:05 AM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11134 (12/19/09 2:57 PM) Registered User |
I see SOMEONE has the Christmas spirit! You make Jesus cry with your bad, bad attitude...
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 679 (12/19/09 6:39 PM) |
Right. And you make men weep when they learn that you have given them herpes.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11140 (12/19/09 9:54 PM) Registered User |
Glamor Lohan wrote:Fixed. How much is Miss Alley paying you to trash poor, innocent, sweet Derek? He is going to visit here to wish his Apprentice Buddies a Merry Christmas and see your vicious slander and get the wrong idea. |
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 682 (12/19/09 9:55 PM) |
He's used to being viewed as lower than trash. After all, he has you as his only stalker.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11142 (12/19/09 9:57 PM) Registered User |
I don't stalk Derek! We have a mutual admiration society that is only marred by his cheap-ass Men's Wearhouse suits. If I was stalking him he'd
have a restraining order, just like Wes'!
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 684 (12/19/09 10:00 PM) |
Wes... Derek... your taste in men is... interesting, for the lack of a kinder euphemism.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11145 (12/19/09 10:05 PM) Registered User |
As opposed to YOUR standard? Ten cents a BJ or three for a quarter?
Wes and Derek were both top candidates on the #1 show on television, and unlike you went to school past eighth grade. |
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 687 (12/19/09 10:14 PM) |
#1 show on television? Surely you meant the only show they let you watch in that retirement home in Wisconsin.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11147 (12/19/09 10:21 PM) Registered User |
The Amazing Race is a bit too much for some of the residents...they get overexcited and pee all over the rec room.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 689 (12/19/09 10:42 PM) |
Thank goodness then that you can only pee through a catheter. So much easier for the poor staff to clean up after you.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11148 (12/20/09 1:07 PM) Registered User |
You are mistaking me for the time you played Evil Nurse in that S&M roleplay scenario. Boy, the sick stuff that gets your clients off.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 690 (12/20/09 8:05 PM) |
Must you attach a sexual connotation to everything I do? While I do admit I'm a gorgeous person liable to making people feel libidinous feelings, it's
very fucking creepy to have a fugly gay pervert like you constantly drooling over my heavenly body.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11152 (12/20/09 8:15 PM) Registered User |
That's not drool...it is puke.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 693 (12/20/09 8:43 PM) |
So you have a vomit fetish. Good for you. Why can't you aim your GAY DICK at an ACTUAL GAY MAN for a change? EEEEEEUUUUWWWW.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11154 (12/20/09 10:12 PM) Registered User |
I aim my Gay dick at Gay Derek! All the time! And he is not as large a target as he used to be!
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 697 (12/20/09 11:17 PM) |
Yeah, because he's wasting away from the STD you gave him.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11155 (12/21/09 11:34 AM) Registered User |
Yes...I taught him Sartorial Tailored Dressing....isn't it SLIMMING?!?!?
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 699 (12/21/09 7:17 PM) |
No. Not surprising, given that you are a FRAUD and can't tell a Windsor knot from a shoelace.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11159 (12/21/09 9:36 PM) Registered User |
Oh please...the only knots you identify are the ones that safely keep you in your harness rig and the ones that tie your tubes.
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
