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#1 - Ann/Eva vs Jennipher/Amanda
(Cycle 3, Episode 4)

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Summary of fight: After winning a challenge Eva stood up, danced and said to everyone "In you tall bitches face!!", as you do <3. She picked Kelly and Ann to come on the cruise with her and they all went off to get read for it while the other girls bitterly bitched about her. Meanwhile Amanda couldn't find her precious jewels (which she had hidden previously so that noone stole them yet forgot that she hid them O_O) and brushed into Eva which Eva thought was cause she is a jealous bitch. Then Jennipher says in earshot of Eva "Im kinda glad she won, we should bake a cake of celebration for getting the bitch out of the house for an hour", so then Eva confronts Jennipher in the hallway and loyal Ann rushes to�Eva's side. Drama�ensues. omg.so.much.drama. and hilarity. Everyone spazzed out for a bit�until Jennipher pushes Ann and runs off. Eva confronts jennipher later and tells her she's a bitch (lol) then eva/ann/kelly leave on the cruise.


Best fight in ANTM history <3 <3 <3
Seriously this has everything.
-Almost everyone in the house somehow randomly gets involved in the fight or somehow contributes to the epicness and hilarity of it, whether it's Yaya egging on Jennipher/Amanda, Toccara providing commentary, Kelle frantically running around in the middle of it all looking for sunglasses, Norelle looking completely bored and reading a magazine throughout all the drama or Kristy asking them all to stop screaming (and then there's Nicole but apparently she was forgettable so whatevs).
-THERE IS PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!! Jennipher is completely mute and boring the entire cycle up until this fight where she suddenly emerges as some crazy megabitch who pushes Ann in the hallway, to which Ann threatens physical violence right back (and in an awesome quote too <3 "I swear to god i will knock you out").
-It is also one of the funniest scences in ANTM history IMO. Everyone goes spastic
-It arose from like 7 different things all building up and exploding at once. Amanda and her crystals, Eva dancing, Jennipher secretely being a bitch etc.
-Like most ANTM fights in unpredictably went from being a disagreement between two girls (eva and amanda) to a fight between two OTHER girls (ann and jennipher).
I also think this is possibly the most interesting thing that happened on ANTM other than instances of possible insanity from Jade, Natasha, Lisa and more recently g.oddess AMBER (<3). It made me invested in cycle 3 and made me LOVE Ann/Eva and HATE Amanda/Jennipher.



Memorable quotes:

Jennipher: I'm kinda glad she won, we should bake a cake in celebration of getting the bitch out of the house for an hour
Eva: O_O

Jennipher: I didnt like when you got up and were like "you skinny bitches blah blah blah"
Eva: I didnt say skinny i said tall!

Jennipher: Why do you change your personality infront of the judges? Why dont you BE the bitch diva?
Eva: Because im CUTE im sorry Jennipher but i am

Jennipher: I was nice to you and i liked both of you and then i go in the room and i talked about you right now

Ann: Im not trying to be rude but to us-
Jennipher (interrupting): to US! it's always US, why dont you let HER talk?
Ann: No its ME, this is me I'm Ann and i can tell her what the fuck i think so you can shut your mouth
Eva: *cracks up*
Jennipher: O_O *pushes Ann* Let me out of the way
Ann: Don't ever touch me again or else you will get KNOCKED out
Jennipher: Oh i'd like to see it
*epic stare off*

Eva: That was so extra. EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Kelle: Does anyone have a spare pair of sun glasses speaking of extra?
Norelle: *reads magazine*

Kelle: Does anyone have a spare pair of sunglasses *repeat x 1000*

Amanda: *breaks down crying about the crystals which SHE actually hid*

Tocarra: Has anyone seen amanda's crystals?
Eva: I dont even know what she's talking about when she says her crystals
Ann: Can you tell Jennipher never to touch me again? cause i swear to god i wanna go say something right now
Kelle: um...i need to find sunglasses
Ann: I may be skinny but I can punch and i will knock you out I swear to god

Eva: First of all I didnt even know you were a bitch, but now i see it all the time.
Jennipher: ya i can be a bitch :)
Eva: I know! The fact that you talk about people, the things you say about people, but what pisses me off is that you dont have the balls to say it to them and THATS why I dont like you
Jennipher: .......
Kelle: Does anyone have a pair of sunglasses?




Overall Assessment....
OMG: 10 (So very OMGworthy. It escalates into a house-dividing war with the hallway as the battleground <3)
LOL: 9 (So many LOL moments between Eva and Jennipher's conversations and Kelle looking for sunglasses)
Fight: 10 (OMG @ physical violence. So dramatic and a crazy fight)
Total score = 29



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