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Charming Nemesis |
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I'm betting the criminal charges are for the wife. She beat the hell out of his car, then beat the hell out of him with that golf club.
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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I'm team Elin.
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Remington Steele |
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On the next episode of Cops...
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frisbeehead |
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The big question is: what does John Daly think about this?
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robbiefan |
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superguppie wrote: The most powerful lawyers and PR agents you can get with his kind of money and they come up with this shit? |
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frisbeehead |
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He was having anal sex with the fire hydrant?
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X Bilkis |
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frisbeehead wrote:still no majors for tiger this year, then |
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hypatia67 |
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Curiouser and curiouser! Here's the latest from TMZ:
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUVTiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident.
They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y86QZL7E |
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NewOrleansIsSinking |
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I gotta go with the " she confronts him with an affair ( the one from all the blind items ) he leaves, she follows, smashing the glass with the club and
he crashes.
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Guatevia |
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Well, after the whole Rihanna, Chris Brown thing, it's kind of interesting to see the tables turned. I hope that Tiger leaves her and delivers several
messages in the media that men don't have to tolerate physical abuse from their wives.
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frisbeehead |
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I didn't know she was Latino.
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Charming Nemesis |
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MY GOD I called it for once!!!
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JaimeCat22 |
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Didn't the exact same thing happen to John Daly a while back?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Yeah I was getting harassed this afternoon for saying it was domestic over that stripper/slut woman saying she was having an affair with him!
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frisbeehead |
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Future endorsement deal: "Hello, this is Tiger Woods for Pussywhipped.com"
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polka dot |
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well, good for tiger for trying to leave the house instead of physically fighting with her. he just needs to get off the meds so he can outrun her.
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PoChop |
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They better do a thing on SNL about this...
Rule 25. Abnormal Ground Conditions, Embedded Ball and Wrong Fucking Green Definitions An "abnormal ground condition" is any casual water, ground under repair or hole, cast or runway on the course made by a burrowing animal, a reptile or a bird. A "burrowing animal" is an animal that makes a hole for habitation or shelter, such as a rabbit, mole, ground hog, gopher or salamander. Note: A hole made by a non-burrowing animal, such as a wife or dog, is not an abnormal ground condition unless marked or declared as ground under repair. "Casual water" is any temporary accumulation of water on the course which is visible before or after the player takes his stance and is not in a water hazard. Snow and natural ice, other than frost, are casual water or loose impediments, at the option of the player. Fire hydrants are an obstruction. Dew and frost are not casual water. A ball is in casual water when it lies in or any part of it touches the casual water. "Ground under repair" is any part of the course so marked by order of the Committee or so declared by its authorized representative. It includes material piled for removal and a hole made by a greenkeeper, even if not so marked. All ground and any grass, bush, tree or other growing thing within the ground under repair is part of the ground under repair. The margin of ground under repair extends vertically downwards, but not upwards. Stakes and lines defining ground under repair are in such ground. Escalades are obstructions. A ball is in ground under repair when it lies in or any part of it touches the ground under repair. Note 1: Broken glass and other material left on the course which have been abandoned and are not intended to be removed are not ground under repair unless so marked. Note 2: The Committee may make a Local Rule prohibiting play from ground under repair or an erotically-sensitive area which has been defined as ground under repair. The "nearest point of relief" is the reference point for taking relief without penalty from interference by an immovable obstruction (Rule 24-2), an abnormal ground condition (Rule 25-1) or a wrong fucking green (Rule 25-3). It is the point on the course, nearest to where the ball lies, which is not nearer the wife's hole and at which, if the ball were so positioned, no interference (as defined) would exist. Note: The player should determine his nearest point of relief by using the club with which he expects to play his next stroke to simulate the address position and swing for such stroke. A "wrong fucking green" is any fucking green other than that of the wife's hole being played. Unless otherwise prescribed by the Committee, this term includes a practice fucking green or pitching green on the course. |
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Trixie Delight |
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I heard she has a wicked slice. |
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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^^ I think I hate you again since you brought back your hideous mouth agape Maddy avi.
HATE
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Trixie Delight |
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