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Most Memorable Survivor Quotes
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 survivorisdabest |
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 Lexxan |
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survivorisdabest wrote: LOL! |
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moviemaker |
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Posts: 150 (11/24/09 07:11 PM) Registered user |
Courtney in China: (when Jeff is putting the immunity necklace on her) It's almost like a pageant!
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moviemaker |
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Posts: 151 (11/24/09 08:07 PM) Registered user |
Also, Erik FvF: That's Jeff Probst! He's just standin' there!
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 435 (11/24/09 10:08 PM) |
Jeff: Aitu, having trouble hitting the target.
Jonathan: Oh Please, Jeff. Jeff: Jonathan, getting frustrated with me. |
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River50 |
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Posts: 276 (11/24/09 11:58 PM) |
Chet (after Joel dragged him around like a rag-doll on the immunity challenge): "I hit my head." Joel: "I don't care." Chet: "I know."
Stephen (scratching Taj's bug-bite infested back): "I've never brought so much pleasure to a woman before…"
Tyson (to Coach and the rest of the tribe I think, after Coach burned the beans and said he would not eat if they ran out of beans): "If we run out of food, I'll stop eating too."
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survivorpersonguy |
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From Cook Islands during the auction...
Probst: This next item will remain covered. Parvati: Oh we don't know what it is. Probst: No, you don't. |
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lauramn |
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Posts: 3 (11/25/09 02:11 AM) |
Erinn voting out Coach: 'Dragon slayed'
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survivorfanfromaustralia |
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Posts: 31 (11/25/09 06:09 AM) |
cant remember the quote, but debbie, was she a teacher?, cant bid in denominations of 20...........
oh and courtney's imitation of todd after finding out his sister's complications with her baby |
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sesefied |
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Posts: 216 (11/26/09 09:01 AM) |
lauramn wrote:Her non-chalant tone in saying that made it even better. Crystal's voting confessional in the Randy boot will always remain one of my all-time favorites. "YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU. GO HOME. GOODBYE." Crystal <3! |
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Cyberball2072 |
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Posts: 561 (11/26/09 09:02 AM) I love ShiiAnn |
"Stupid Stupid Stupid Players", which I am sure Shii Ann has plenty of time to practice that line, as she says it to the mirror every day.
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 368 (11/26/09 09:05 AM) |
Sugar: Here's what I think of Randy *raspberry*
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 193 (11/27/09 05:38 PM) |
"4 - 20!"
"The magic number." "[Soft serve machine jizzes over Ozzy]" |
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Shambo |
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Posts: 41 (11/29/09 06:24 PM) |
The Ted 150-200% comment
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smellofawoman |
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Posts: 426 (11/29/09 08:26 PM) |
Rudy: "I'm voting for Stacey, because I don't like her. And I never will."
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Shambo |
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Posts: 43 (11/30/09 02:32 PM) |
Jan (putting on a robe): "I hate having this cleavage spill out"
Jake (sitting in the dirt): "Yeah......you're really turning us all on." |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3131 (11/30/09 03:48 PM) Registered user |
When was that?
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WarningSpoilerAhead |
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Posts: 1522 (11/30/09 04:45 PM) Registered user |
"Be nice to each other. Goodbye. Play fair." - Colleen.
"Once you eat dark meat you never go back..." - Nick Brown after eating chicken then staring at Alicia who sits in laughter. "Kel thinks he can catch fish...I mean...c'mon, the guy couldn't fish a rubber ducky out of a bathtub." - Colby. "Well I know Lindsey left looking like a jackass. I'm so glad she's gone. Can I just say that again? I am so glad Lindsey is gone! I couldn't taken this merge with her whining, crying and being a baby." - Brandon. "Sarah's entrance was almost like Cleopatra's...it was like the servants are paddling and she sitting there looking so marvelass with her boobs hanging out and her goldilocks in the air." - Sean Rector. "Checkmate bruh, thought you had me. Next time you go to Vegas bet on black." - Sean voting John out. "Robb, idiot that he is...there's no way a logical thought goes through his brain because his mouth is always flapping." - Shii Ann. "Penny, you're manipulative." - Shii Ann. "I think it'd be a good idea to distract the other team with my cleavage...and for me it would be easy access to distract the guys on the other side." - Ghandia. "They're gonna be blindfolded!" - Tanya. "Oh they'll know!" - Ghandia. "I know I have two things going for me, my athleticism and my intelligence and hello? One of those is gone right now!" - Heidi. "Which one?" - Probst. Jenna and Heidi strip. Butch: "All the kids at school, I'M NOT LOOKING!" "Richard Hatch is a fishing god, he bit a shark that bit him. It's like man versus nature. It's so Hemingwayesque, I love it!" - Shii Ann. |
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JLK Name |
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Posts: 2369 (11/30/09 06:29 PM) |
"Dude, are you gay?" - Rob to John
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 448 (12/02/09 02:25 PM) |
Lillian: Simple-made things make me very excitable
Jonny Fairplay: I need to date women like you |
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