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LurkerAtWork		#81	[-]
Posts: 53 (11/30/09 05:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Pshhhh we have secret to share Remove this ad Not much to add. I briefly worked with someone who claimed to be his girlfriend about 3 years ago. She was a LARGE woman. Not so much fat but really tall and sorta big boned. Picturing them fucking is kinda scary. Like if Godzilla and King Kong got it on. Massive earthquakes would ensue, etc. She was pretty but I never got to know her on a personal level enough to judge whether she was lying or not or for that matter, religious. So who knows. But yeah, that aside. He's no virgin.
Jitensha		#82	[-]
Posts: 19664 (11/30/09 05:19 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	snort
Shutterbug78		#83	[-]
Posts: 2663 (11/30/09 06:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I never hear him praise his teammates. Ever. All I ever hear is how great HE is. Coaches, yes. Teammates, no.
frisbeehead		#84	[-]
Posts: 17442 (11/30/09 06:50 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He goes to the Phillipines and bites the heads off of live chickens, he's a great guy.
alabamacandace		#85	[-]
Posts: 8118 (11/30/09 06:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's a media whore shitweasel. "Oh look at me I go to visit prisons to inspire them with my greatness and go to 3rd world countries to spread the word of God!" With a fucking ESPN camera crew.
GameShowMyAss		#86	[-]
Posts: 5449 (11/30/09 07:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, there'll certainly be plenty of cameras on him when they win again this week.
Jitensha		#87	[-]
Posts: 19665 (11/30/09 07:20 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	snort again. I'm not his biggest fan, but the hatred for him is hilarious. He's been doing missionary work since before ESPN cameras ever knew who he was, and is constantly talking up his teammates and their skills and talents. Just today he did an interview basically drooling all over Riley Cooper AND the Alabama defense. Hate him all you want, but at least hate him for things he's actually doing or not doing.
bendnkrack		#88	[-]
Posts: 738 (11/30/09 07:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shutterbug78 wrote: I never hear him praise his teammates. Ever. All I ever hear is how great HE is. Coaches, yes. Teammates, no. I don't know what kind of crazy propaganda TV they have where you are but he is always very respectful and speaks highly of his teammates and opposition. I know the media puts him on a pedestal but he really is a nice, good hearted person. I don't know how he's put up with it all these years. The poor guy can't even get a hamburger without having to pose for a dozen pictures or walk across campus without getting mobbed.
Monsieur Muggles		#89	[-]
Posts: 9409 (11/30/09 07:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I like how it's the women who are getting slap happy in this thread. LurkerAtWork wrote: Not much to add. I briefly worked with someone who claimed to be his girlfriend about 3 years ago. She was a LARGE woman. Not so much fat but really tall and sorta big boned. Picturing them fucking is kinda scary. Like if Godzilla and King Kong got it on. Massive earthquakes would ensue, etc. She was pretty but I never got to know her on a personal level enough to judge whether she was lying or not or for that matter, religious. So who knows. But yeah, that aside. He's no virgin. So he dated a Florida volleyball player? ::debates whether to check UF athletic site::
Gatorgal01		#90	[-]
Posts: 298 (11/30/09 07:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Pshhhh we have secret to share Remove this ad I think Tebow is great, an excellent player, respectful, nice....and sexy- a little too religious for my tastes, but he has a really nice body, very sexy...I will miss him playing for UF Last Edited By: Gatorgal01 11/30/09 08:00 PM. Edited 1 times.
TequilaVaquero		#91	[-]
Posts: 5044 (11/30/09 08:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just hate him out of jealousy for being around the women he has. That Lucy Pinder girl could shit on me and I would thank her and tip her.
superguppie		#92	[-]
Posts: 27806 (11/30/09 08:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't wait for the scandal he's involved in when he gets to the NFL. Then again, how much trouble can one get into in Cleveland?
frisbeehead		#93	[-]
Posts: 17446 (11/30/09 08:44 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's not a number one pick, his skill set doesn't translate to NFL priorities.
superguppie		#94	[-]
Posts: 27808 (11/30/09 08:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, really? 'Cause I heard the NFL is running short on Mohels.
frisbeehead		#95	[-]
Posts: 17447 (11/30/09 08:48 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jacksonville might take him for marketing reasons, and they would take him higher in the draft than where his talents would place him.
superguppie		#96	[-]
Posts: 27810 (11/30/09 08:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are you implying that Clevelanders are godless cretins?
frisbeehead		#97	[-]
Posts: 17448 (11/30/09 09:03 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are the Cleveland Browns pining for him?
superguppie		#98	[-]
Posts: 27811 (11/30/09 09:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hell I don't know. I just figured they'd get the first pick, and based on everything I've read, Tebow is the second coming. I figured they'd snap him up.
frisbeehead		#99	[-]
Posts: 17450 (11/30/09 09:13 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No, the reports are that while he's a great college player that the needs of the pro game are different and that he doesn't project as a top notch pro. He's a late first round pick.
Buggles73		#100	[-]
Posts: 27472 (11/30/09 09:14 PM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Pshhhh we have secret to share Remove this ad 100 gay tebows

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