I hear tell that a republican is a democrat who has been mugged.
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IF you were stupid-rich...
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 4961 (12/03/09 03:03 PM) Registered User |
LaurenTheLush wrote: Hush now. My theory is brilliant, just like me. And I didn't mean that I'd get them a Porsche in high school. I was thinking more like a Prius. Or maybe a Jetta. And only after they graduate summa cum laude from med school or law school. And besides, you are so NOT a Democrat. |
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Posts: 4933 (12/03/09 03:07 PM) |
Yes, I am a democrat. And a prius or jetta? Lemme know how many times your rich son gets beat up. |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 4962 (12/03/09 03:10 PM) Registered User |
Any son of mine would be secure enough in his sexuality that he could drive any car and still look manly in it. Even a Mini Cooper. (OK, not really. No one can
look manly in a mini).
Excuse me now. I need to go hide my car so LaLu doesn't see it. . . . |
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Posts: 1013 (12/03/09 03:14 PM) |
I'd nudge them towards being artists of some sort or something philanthropic.
Or I'd arrange it so they had heroin 'overdoses' at 18 so I wouldn't have to give them more money. Tragic, really. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 5091 (12/03/09 03:16 PM) Registered User |
springfeverish wrote: You could also afford a coke habbit, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea. Yeah, if you buy your kid a Prius, you might also want to pay the black kids to protect him. This is of course assuming there are black people in your really rich neighborhood. |
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Posts: 4102 (12/03/09 03:17 PM) |
i guess i would raise them to be an unaging actress who would grow up to star in the best television show ever :c)
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 4963 (12/03/09 03:28 PM) Registered User |
You want your kid to be Courtney Cox?
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 1519 (12/03/09 03:32 PM) |
I'd nudge them towards beingFixed it for ya. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 5094 (12/03/09 03:36 PM) Registered User |
X Bilkis wrote: You know Miley is 17 now right??? In Texas, that's legal. |
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Posts: 9447 (12/03/09 03:38 PM) Registered User |
TC wrote:For the parties. And to get a degree in communications in 6 years. |
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Posts: 1118 (12/03/09 03:57 PM) |
Even if you were "stupid-rich", I'd think you would want your kids to have an education. So they don't come off as illiterate brats.
I would'nt necessarily force my kids to have a "job". I would make sure all of their expenses were covered, and they could live a nice comfortable lifestyle only if they stayed involved in volunteer and/or philanthropic opportunities. If they showed habits of being lazy and wanting to just mooch, i'd cut off the gravy train and force them to work. |
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TC |
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Posts: 507 (12/03/09 04:09 PM) Spaulding |
Oh shut up you provincial slag. A student of the world with parents who teach them will be way more educated than your community college brats.
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Posts: 3178 (12/03/09 04:11 PM) |
Unless they are a tard. Then there's nothing you can ever do for them. Nothing.
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Posts: 1120 (12/03/09 04:11 PM) |
^ raising an illiterate brat.
sorry, i guess the illiterate is redundant. eta: for tc, obviously. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 1522 (12/03/09 04:12 PM) |
Unless they are a tard. Then there's nothing you can ever do for them. Nothing. There's always youth in Asia. |
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Posts: 509 (12/03/09 04:14 PM) Spaulding |
But yeah zippy. For the parties is a good reason.
Oh and for the record, if I were stupid rich I WOULD have a coke habit. |
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Posts: 3889 (12/03/09 04:27 PM) Registered User |
No matter how rich I was, I'd insist my kids get a college education. Fortunes come and go, but an education is something no one can take from you. I
have to admire The Donald for making his kids go to college (although I'm sure Ivanka's admittance to Wharton come with a nice endowment). A
'student of the world' is another name for an aimless loser.
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Posts: 512 (12/03/09 04:36 PM) Spaulding |
No one can take a scar from you. But do you NEED a scar??
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Posts: 3891 (12/03/09 04:38 PM) Registered User |
No but you need an edumacation unless you want your 17-year old to sound like Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus when he or she talks.
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