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Before continuing sharing my favo JohnJohn memz, I will now create *new memories* for those who can't be bothered to watch his episode of PONDEROSA

First, John isn't afraid to learn from his mistakes:



"In hindsight what should have happened is I should have flipped EARLIER."

So true, John. It's okay. We can't win em all! ^_^


John eats a...something



He needs it though. He only weighs 71 lbs now!



The next segment was truly heartbreaking. Johnny was *SO* eager to see everyone again in Ponderosa



but it wasn't what he expected



"The mood is just not........................FUN."

PO' JOHNNY

Laura and Kelly proceeded to ATTACK in what became the most glamorous and riveting debate since Mondale vs Dole 1976.



*fans self*



*keeps fanning*

Laura and Kelly were cruel and unjust, but John held his own, looking extra douchey with his lounging, crossed legs, and beer in hand <3




He even got this zinger in:




OH SHIT. Laura's reaction:




Actually it was this:



it would look like the other pic if the camera was directly in front of her tho

John also valiantly refused to accept responsibility for Laura's boot. "You may think I was the reason you went home, but I disagree with that." STAY STRONG JOHN <3

Then things calmed down and everyone got pictures from home. John got to show everyone his dog, who he describes as a "dominator in the backyard of mischief" or something.



So presh! He and John are lucky to have each other.

It looked like they were one big happy family again, but ANOTHER argument over what went down in the Galu clusterfuck erupted in some beach cafe or someshit. John once again looked ultra douchey with his feet in flippy floppies and on the table <3



I have to admit, Laura came better prepared for this debate and ended up winning.



lol so hilar <3 actually John wins again.


I don't have to tell you the infinite # of *fans self* needed for the scenes of John shaving, though I did like the beard



*melts*


Things did get better between Laura and John though.



lol ULTIMATE JOHNAGE! So glad my two favos could work things out.

And finally, we got a teaser shot of John the Juror.



He said he wouldn't be surprised if he fell asleep at TC. <3

It's official y'all. There's no Ponderosa better than Johnderosa.

John also had an amazing day after segment. He repeated his infamous "INCORRECT!" line multiple times. Now we know his favorite word!



"I believe I had the right order of elimination to get whoever I wanted to the finals. And I think I would have had enough power to get enough horsepower behind those votes and execute on it, but because I had a Daveball running around with Laura and Kelly and Brett doing these things that were so INCORRECT, it was impossible to be effective."

"It's not like I'm here thinking, gosh if only I had done this. I DID EVERYTHING!"

"I knew coming into it that I knew it was going to be highly stressful, highly challenging, and a high pressure situation and I thrive on that. I love it! It doesn't bother me. I don't even feel it. But everyone around me was unable to process things correctly and they don't even know that!"

"Foa Foa just makes the correct move every single time."

"You'd like to have a relationship with these people because you shared an experience with them, but they're so different from the people that would be your friends in real life. Not only are they not as cool as your friends and not even half as dope as your friends, it's like, they just deal with things so differently. And I hate to sound like the guy with all the answers, but the way they deal with things is INCORRECT."


JOHN CRITIQUER OF CORRECTNESS <3

ENOUGH OF THIS HERESY AGAINST JOHN! Can we talk about John's amazing warrior face paint in episode 2 now?



and how glorious his underoos were



and how good he looked searching for hidden idols



oh whoops that was russell. my b.

anyway john had such a triumphant moment in that challenge



erik was ultra impressed with john's epic clutch shot and how he sent borassi into cardiac arrest. this marked the beginning of the most touching bromance in survivor history