My sides are starting to hurt.

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Powers |
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More hilarity from the frausbeens.
My sides are starting to hurt. |
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OuijaBroad |
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She's saying she's hooked up with Clooney too?
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Citizen Postal |
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Why is he hooking up with these high mileage skanks?That's like asking why dogs eat bacon. Are you really that clueless? |
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StarRider |
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I was there standing 10 feet away. Beautiful family.Playing a game of chicken with that restraining order again, eh? |
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Pahrump Mania |
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Citizen Postal wrote:He couldn't find someone who wasn't fucking half of Hollywood and/or the Yankees' roster? |
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Citizen Postal |
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He couldn't find someone who wasn't fucking half of Hollywood and/or the Yankees' roster?When you fuck around on your wife, I doubt you ask for resumes and references. Besides, do you think it's the chaste and honorable girls who are the ones throwing themselves at married men? |
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Remington Steele |
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Ambien makes you sleep and she's complaining he's bad in bed?
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Knives of the Saints |
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Citizen Postal wrote: Speaking of high mileage skanks, how are things going with Penny? |
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polka dot |
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tiger is one thing, but clooney can't do better than this? she has to be lying about clooney.
Last Edited By: polka dot
12/04/09 09:03 PM.
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dottstar |
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Remington Steele wrote:I know! Those crazy kids popping sleeping pills with expectations of great wild sexy times. I'd like to know when that fad started. OuijaBroad wrote:Per the clicky link above, yes. Here's is part of her Clooney claim. The 24-year-old mistress told fellow contestants on US TV reality show Tool Academy she had also "hooked up" with George Clooney. Clooney does seem to have a thing for cocktail waitresses so I guess it's plausible she did Mr. Clooney. And apparently she "played" girl friend to Shawn 'Loud Mouth Tool' Southern on Tool Academy. So she gets famewhore of the week award. I wonder why Tiger's team didn't throw some $$$ and a Non-disclosure form at her to keep the lips zipped. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Speaking of high mileage skanks, how are things going with Penny?Bliss. Bliss I tell ya. Say, your mom ever get that jaw popped back into joint? Tell her I'm sorry for me, will ya? |
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ashley madison |
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: awkward silence :
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LoudyPants |
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polka dot wrote: At least her cooter comes witha warning printed on her Bikini Bottom :\ |
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Apprentice Talker |
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He is interesting in women. Maybe his wife would be separated from him.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Or not.
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Charming Nemesis |
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Citizen Postal wrote: When you eat filet mignon everyday, sometimes you just crave a hot dog. |
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B DeBrun |
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StarRider wrote: :upraised eyebrow: |
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memyselfandi |
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OuijaBroad wrote:Is Clooney paying her to say that to get rid of the gay rumors? |
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SirCrocodilep |
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LoudyPants |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^What in the fuck happened to that sluts face! ? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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