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Jesus Christ, I can't even rank them. They're all so god damn horrible each in their own unique ways. They are easily the most-loathed Survivors on my list. I hate them all, I wish death on them all, and I want them to endure pure torturous hell for the rest of their lives and beyond. Fuck them all.

I'd also add Sugar and Jenna Lewis to my list of people I wish to see burn. My bottom 6, for sure.

Coach, he was delusional, hypocritical, pathetic, useless, obnoxious, and overall a complete fucking waste whose gimmick of being a gigantic fucking joke wasn't even funny because of how he was shoved down our throats. Fuck you, Coach.

Shambo is a whiny twat who blames other people for her horrible gameplay and nonexistant social skills, and pretty much throws a temper tantrum because no one wants to play the way she does. Fuck you, Shambo.

Denise is also an ugly human being who was pissed off because Amanda and Todd didn't play for her to win and then flat-out lied about being ostracized at her job on TV, exploiting the people she worked with for some sympathy. Fuck you, Denise.

Twatwaffle, what is there to say? He completely spazzed out about one random vote and nearly cost his alliance the god damn game by targeting Kelly without even any fucking proof that she was gunning for him, only to luck out because Samburu somehow outdumbed Lex's crew and because Ethan, Tom, and Kim J had more common sense than that fuckhole Lex. Then comes ASS, where Lex takes out all the strong males to create an alliance of females, including booting his close friend Ethan because it's business this time, only to stupidly save Rob's girlfriend over a fucking ally and then after getting betrayed by Rob cry like a little bitch because he saved Amber as a token of friendship. Yes, the guy who voted off a close friend of his got pissed off because another friend of his did the same damn shit to him. He's a hypocrite, a sore loser, and he has hepatitis. Fuck you, Lex.

OK, I guess after all that I really do still hate Lex the most. It's amazing how many death-worthy people we've had the past few seasons, though.

Olmec Donald wrote:

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I think there are two categories here: the hateable and the pathetic.

Coach, Shambitch and Denise are just pathetic human beings. For some reason, I tend to laugh at them or pity them rather than outright hate them. Twatwaffle is a different story however, probably because he is actually of sound mind unlike the other three, but as a person he's such a vile, hypocritical asshole that I can't help but hate him. So the answer is Lex.

Good point. Coach is so pathetic even his parents are ashamed of him, while Denise was so pathetic that Mark Burnett gave her sympathy money, only for it to turn out she was actually lying about being pathetic, which makes her even more pathetic. Shambo, well, her only friends are god damn chickens and she's delusional as fuck.

Twatwaffle seems delusional, but on ASS he did the same shit that Rob did to him, he seems to realize this, yet he's still bitter at Rob for doing it when he had no qualms at all doing the same shit. Instead he just remains bitter over this bullshit, even though I'm sure Ethan didn't hold a grudge for Lex voting him out, though that's probably because Ethan's a solid guy instead of a fucking Twatwaffle.

And yet it's Ethan of the two that has cancer. Life is unfair.