Alright, I think if forced I'd pick Denise and Shambo. Twatwaffle and Coach were at least entertaining in their douchebaggery. Like SJ said the ASS DVD set
commentary is unintentionally hilarious in a weird twisted way.
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Coachbag vs Denise vs Shambitch vs Twatwaffle
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Posts: 3482 (12/05/09 09:27 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 3721 (12/05/09 09:45 PM) Registered User |
As for me, it's her laugh.
On the last show, when they are all sitting at the food auction, you can hear the wheezing rasping sound of her laugh - that horrible, awful, gut-wrenching laugh. It happened at a time when the camera wasn't even showing her face. I forget if she had just been talking or was just about to start talking. It was right around the time when she asked if the plate full of guts she bought contained any carbohydrated protiens or something equally dim. You could see the look of pity on Jiffy's face. It was the same look I have seen when someone ran over a dog and then got out of their car and picked it up and moved it to the side of the road. They knew it was dying. But there was nothing they could do to save it. Dave coined the exact word to describe her. She is the ultimate definition of "dim". Anyway, about her laugh - it can't even really be called a laugh. It's more like a combination of a belch and some flatuence together with some other filthy bodily functions. That sound is enough to make me want to kill her. If I was on that island and I had to listen to that sound, I'm sure that I would find a way to creep up behind that creep with a rock the size of a baseball and smash her as hard as I could right in the side of her fucking head. Anything to turn off the sound of that awful thing. Please. Help me, please. Anyone. Please, anything you can to make it stop.
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Posts: 3224 (12/05/09 09:47 PM) |
I know plenty of Lex's. We've all met them. Coachebag is a one of a kind tool. I still haven't recovered and typing this is somewhat harrowing.
Just wait till you all have to watch more of his blathering nonsense.
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Posts: 12851 (12/05/09 09:52 PM) Registered User |
Shambo.. because she victimizes herself and actually believes her own lies about being good at everything (lol).. Coach is just a character and you can really
tell when you watch his Castaway Commentary video that he doesn't take himself too seriously.
Denise shouldn't even be in the running, she's innocuous and only offensive to the eyes. Personality-wise, she wasn't that grating. Twatwaffle is in a class his own. |
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Posts: 1306 (12/05/09 10:46 PM) Registered user |
Shambo's delusional belief of her supposed superior gamesmanship has at least given me some laffos. When she said "Sweeet!" upon learning that
they would be shooting at targets, only to not even get on the board, then later, with her thumbs up and big, fake-ass smile for the other challenge where she
still couldn't get on board, were really funny to me. Just emphasizes what a total and pathetic LOSER this swine is.
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Posts: 476 (12/05/09 11:14 PM) |
I wasn't here for Fiji, so was Dreamz a hero here, while being universally hated by everyone else in the universe?
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Posts: 6100 (12/05/09 11:16 PM) Registered user |
Dreamz is everyone's hero!
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Sshaaz |
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Posts: 477 (12/05/09 11:17 PM) |
Ok, this *is* the Sucks I remember...good deal
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JaMalle |
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Posts: 4807 (12/06/09 01:08 AM) Registered User |
I think shambo and lex are the worst. Coach was aligned with debbie and Tyson which makes him cool and demise is just a pathetic sad person. Shambo has no
redeeming qualities and lex is the epitome if bitterness. Idk I think the award should go to shambo
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 15471 (12/06/09 11:22 AM) Registered user |
ElmoEmo wrote:Your usefulness as a ghostie/troll has quickly worn thin. Try again maybe? -SJ™ |
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Torchflame |
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Posts: 844 (12/06/09 11:23 AM) |
For me it has to be between Shambo and Denise. I dislike them both equally. |
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Posts: 3121 (12/06/09 11:38 AM) Registered user |
OMG I remember Denise! I was not into Survivor back then but I remember her, what did she do for attention?
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Posts: 15475 (12/06/09 12:04 PM) Registered user |
Blueberry wrote:Do you actually read any of these threads? Your post indicates that you don't. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 257 (12/06/09 12:21 PM) |
Requesting that you please add Rupert's name to this list and thread title to make it a complete and utterly delusional, incompetent, and universally hated
party of five.
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Posts: 1353 (12/06/09 12:23 PM) |
coach by far for me
he ruined the entire season for me and stopped my extreme hunger for survivor |
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Posts: 15476 (12/06/09 12:31 PM) Registered user |
Runnindownadream74 wrote:Rupert is more reviled for being an attention whore than actually hated. Plus after seeing him on that Survivor: Israel footage, I think we all felt he was now pathetic enough that we no longer needed to hate him (till S20!) -SJ™ |
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Posts: 28300 (12/06/09 02:08 PM) Registered user |
Runnindownadream74 wrote: Sorry but Rupert isn't delusional. He owned that part of himself that was a selfish whiny child. Thanks for playing tho. There is a lovely display of cheese and crackers at door. |
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Posts: 15482 (12/06/09 02:15 PM) Registered user |
While we're on the DVD commentary, Rupert was pretty hilarious on the ASS DVD's. No whining and bitching, pretty much owned up to himself.
Yeah, and I remember in Guatemala he went on the Early Show and said he wasn't too sure about how StepheME then the host (the bald dude with glasses ) said "I don't know about that, everybody loves Steph" yet Rupert was right and that's why Steph got blown out in the finals to some skinny UTR former model. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 28302 (12/06/09 02:23 PM) Registered user |
Well yeah that and I heard Danny offered everyone a personalized b.j. in exchange for their vote.
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