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tke034	I'm my sister's maid of honor	Lead	[-]
Posts: 165 (12/06/09 05:07 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad I need advice. The wedding is in late June/early July 2010. I am the older and still (possibly forever) unmarried sister. What should I DO? I know I have to plan a shower and a (conservative, knowing my sister), bachelorette party. Since I am very happily single at the moment, I feel kind of awkward. Any advice?
Trixie Delight		#1	[-]
Posts: 28575 (12/06/09 05:26 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why in the world would you feel awkward? Are you a Kardashian?
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#2	[-]
Posts: 2789 (12/06/09 05:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kill your sister, then yourself.
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#3	[-]
Posts: 4219 (12/06/09 05:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tke034 wrote: I need advice. The wedding is in late June/early July 2010. I am the older and still (possibly forever) unmarried sister. What should I DO? I know I have to plan a shower and a (conservative, knowing my sister), bachelorette party. Since I am very happily single at the moment, I feel kind of awkward. Any advice? DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER? WHY'RE YOU ASKING A BUNCH OF STRANGERS? Your sister is an IDIOT for choosing you to be the maid of honor. I would feel bad that her wedding and bach party are going to suck, but it's her fault for picking a twatwaffle to do the job. No sympathy here.
bluesboi		#4	[-]
Posts: 9577 (12/06/09 05:45 AM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Get really fat before the wedding. This will totally ruin your sisters big day.
tke034		#5	[-]
Posts: 166 (12/06/09 05:49 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You guys suck. I just feel that because I'm the older sister, I should have already been married and have gone through this whole process. But since I haven't, I feel kind of bad for my little sis... because since I have no personal experience, I have to lead her through this blindly. I've been a bridesmaid before, but never maid of honor or the bride. And I REALLY don't want to let my little sister down.
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#6	[-]
Posts: 2793 (12/06/09 05:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's OK. I doubt you will mess it up.
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#7	[-]
Posts: 4222 (12/06/09 05:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Isn't tke already fat?
tke034		#8	[-]
Posts: 167 (12/06/09 05:53 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	bluesboi wrote: Get really fat before the wedding. That would actually be kind of funny. For like, 5 minutes.
Trixie Delight		#9	[-]
Posts: 28578 (12/06/09 05:53 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just feel that because I'm the older sister, I should have already been married Somebody forgot to tell you it's not the 19th century.
bluesboi		#10	[-]
Posts: 9578 (12/06/09 05:54 AM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad KellysMomCalledMeFine wrote: Isn't tke already fat? more than likely...plus I bet she's a big ol'muff diver too.
tke034		#11	[-]
Posts: 168 (12/06/09 06:02 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Erm... I ain't no fatty. Gross. I'm actually kind of on the small side. Plus, I look young for my age. Which is ANOTHER reason it sucks that my younger sister is getting married first. I look either her age (or younger), so when people that don't know us see us together, they'll think she's the older one.
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#12	[-]
Posts: 4223 (12/06/09 06:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tke034 wrote: Erm... I ain't no fatty. Gross. I'm actually kind of on the small side. Plus, I look young for my age. Which is ANOTHER reason it sucks that my younger sister is getting married first. I look either her age (or younger), so when people that don't know us see us together, they'll think she's the older one. How many years separate you and your sister?
tke034		#13	[-]
Posts: 169 (12/06/09 06:04 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm 5 years older. She's 27 and I'm 32.
bluesboi		#14	[-]
Posts: 9579 (12/06/09 06:16 AM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Anyone else notice she didn't dispute being a big ol' dyke?
tke034		#15	[-]
Posts: 171 (12/06/09 06:24 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm not gay. Here is how gay I am not. I am a girl with a crush on Elton John (shut up, he's ADORABLE). I am a girl who lusts after a guy who lusts after other guys. There is no way I could possibly be any straighter. Also, I have a thing for the guy who plays Andy Bernard on the Office.
Apprentice Talker		#16	[-]
Posts: 11466 (12/06/09 08:13 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Need to lose weight before your scheduled marriage.
The Smoking Nun		#17	[-]
Posts: 5509 (12/06/09 08:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Buy a maid of honor guide book.
UndifferentCow		#18	[-]
Posts: 2503 (12/06/09 08:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ask your mom. Shit.
vanillaslave		#19	[-]
Posts: 1548 (12/06/09 08:54 AM) Yes, more important than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This thread will be really good in either in February or May...
omzig		#20	[-]
Posts: 6513 (12/06/09 08:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Just own your spinsterness. Jeez.

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