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Louies Cat		#541	[-]
Posts: 122 (12/06/09 07:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Live life like there is no ads! Remove this ad You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi You: I'm a cat You: What about you? Stranger: this is a man from china Stranger: Mike You: yikes You: don't chinese people eat cats? Stranger: how does a cat speak english? Stranger: no You: very carefully Stranger: we don't You: good Stranger: yeah Stranger: we eat pigs You: good Stranger: cattles You: cats don't care for pigs Stranger: and chicken You: so that's fine Stranger: yeah Stranger: where are you from then You: my owners house Stranger: hello kitty You: hi Stranger: do you have a name,cat? You: yes You: guess it Stranger: female cat or male cat? You: female Stranger: so you are honry cause you call youself cat You: no You: I'm a feline Stranger: this is what i think Stranger: yeah You: I have 4 legs Stranger: maybe Stranger: well You: and 9 lives You: my name is Misty Stranger: this is amazing You: I know right? You: you're so lucky You: to get to talk to a cat Stranger: what do you eat at meal? You: cat food Stranger: yeah,and i like cat Stranger: i had a cute kitty before You: aw Stranger: i really miss it You: what happened to it? Stranger: it is gone Stranger: and just don't appear again Stranger: i felt so unhappy You: did you abuse it? Stranger: no Stranger: i like it very much You: then why did it leave? Stranger: how do you think that way You: cause it ran away You: what am I suppossed to think? Stranger: i don't know You: did you fondle it at night? Stranger: well,you despise chinese Stranger: no You: huh? Stranger: you ae sick Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aunor		#542	[-]
Posts: 2074 (12/06/09 07:54 AM) I torture animals Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are u ? You: Bored You: you Stranger: the smae Stranger: same You: Forget the typos.. You: Why worry? You: So, where in the world are you? Stranger: im in finland , and u ? You: USA Stranger: were in the Usa ? You: Virginia. You: So, what is the point of this? You: Just to fight boredom? You: Wha the heck are to stranges to talk about? You: And there is 2,474 people doing this? Stranger: yeah, guess so You: LOL You: 6 buillion pleople. Stranger: yeah, u said it first You: and you and me are in the 2474 doing this. Stranger: yepp You: Ok, what is you excuse? You: how did you find this site?
UndifferentCow		#543	[-]
Posts: 2501 (12/06/09 07:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	6 buillion pleople. Sometimes your typos make me laugh
Aunor		#544	[-]
Posts: 2076 (12/06/09 08:00 AM) I torture animals Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LOL, sometimes I don't even know what I mean. You should see my handwriting. It doesn't matter, I can firgure it most of the time. It my fingers that don't work so good, doesn't help.
Spanky Hot Dog		#545	[-]
Posts: 5157 (12/06/09 08:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: anyone there? You: omg my stranger sucks Stranger: hey You: oh hai Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ghostie LaRue		#546	[-]
Posts: 161 (12/06/09 08:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyh You: jai ho Stranger: whatt?? Stranger: asl? You: huh?? You: qrt? Stranger: what? You: who? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
APG		#547	[-]
Posts: 8852 (12/20/09 02:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We need another omegle thread on page 1.
Sardonically Irreverent		#548	[-]
Posts: 13697 (12/20/09 03:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I need to come to OT more often! You: Ijst spilled ck on mykybrd Stranger: aww... thats bad to hear Stranger: drink pepsi Stranger: xD You: gd point Stranger: lol You: Ill go fnd some alchl now. Stranger: lolz Stranger: okay Stranger: bye then Stranger: :) You: b You: ye
JasonSiskaLulz		#549	[-]
Posts: 4902 (01/01/10 11:45 PM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You: hallo Stranger: are u : a) horny boy b) horny girl c) neither You: d) both ;) Stranger: abc? You: d ;) Stranger: im serious You: me too : ] Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#550	[-]
Posts: 2490 (01/02/10 12:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Live life like there is no ads! Remove this ad Stranger: hi You: hi there Stranger: f or m? You: f Stranger: how old are u? Stranger: im 19 You: i'm 15 but i tell everyone i'm 19 lol Stranger: i love u full Stranger: i kiss u'r lips You: yeeessssss? Stranger: i open u'r shirts and pants You: hawt! Stranger: i u'r suck breast You: mmmmmmmm Stranger: then u'r vagina You: have you ever heard of "to catch a predator"? Stranger: no what is that?? You: it's a show you will be on soon, lol Your conversational partner has disconnected
harshaw66		#551	[-]
Posts: 2491 (01/02/10 12:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! Stranger: I'm Kristi! Stranger: How are you?? You: i am well, but i hope you don't find the need to continue lying to me Stranger: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex Stranger: ;D You: you are deranged, i can tell you live in your own personal hell, but that's cool, i can dig that Stranger: How true, sir or madam! Indeed, I have found the need for falsities. Stranger: In the fact, I am Johnathan. You: aha! NOW we get to the bottom of it! Stranger: Indeed! Stranger: Only, I must state that I've the strongest cock in the land! Stranger: Bequeth in the bosoms of my male boobs! You: there is power in your words of boobage Stranger: Nay, sir. It appears I am flat. But nevertheless, I am mighty in my male outlets! You: allow myself to introduce myself You: my name is Chisnu Stranger: Penis? You: i come from the planet Sexia Stranger: Penis. You: well the one is an inquiry and the other is a declaration You: which is it? Stranger: Of course, a declaration. For an inquiry I must ask, Have you or would you wish, Penis? You: penis is a term pregnant with meaning, my boobed friend You: but semen has always been my fondist wish Stranger: Boobed yet flat, or flat yet boobed? You: i have a reputation as an individual who "enjoys" a certain amount of oral sex Stranger: And yet you intrigue into my bottom? You: your anatomy=my intrigue Stranger: SPEEEEEERM You: remove your clothes Stranger: Fare the well, messer Chisnu. Stranger: I will remember this ball Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#552	[-]
Posts: 2492 (01/02/10 12:47 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: bring it You: the pain, that is Stranger: u girl? You: me girl, you boy, we sex Stranger: ok but send pics first? You: picy picy picy Stranger: ok Stranger: lets do this You: letssssss Stranger: im stickin my 8 inch dick in ur wet pussy Stranger: im tearin u up Stranger: im gonna split u in half You: i am removing my colostomy bag to give you better access, mmmmmmmmm Stranger: o yea Stranger: shovin it up there Stranger: so hard You: oooops, it broke You: the bag, that is Stranger: ok Stranger: now i take it out Stranger: start suckin it You: sorry about all the shit Stranger: hard Stranger: like uve never sucked before You: :::sucks cock like never before::: Stranger: o yes You: :::replaces colostomy bag::: Stranger: o yes Stranger: i start jizzing all over u Stranger: its like a fire hose Stranger: it wont stop You: oh, somebody call the fire department! You: put me OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: o yes You: oh Stranger: im puttin u out You: yes Stranger: mi goin anal now You: that's bound to hurt Stranger: o yea Stranger: im gonna hurt u Stranger: ur gonna feel the pain You: jack london never did come to terms with his growing boredom with socialism You: but what can you expect from an early 20th century progressive, am i rite? Stranger: rite Stranger: ? You: exactly You have disconnected.
RazorrzzEdge		#553	[-]
Posts: 6150 (01/02/10 12:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: looking for a horny 13-16 girl with a webcam You: hi, i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc You: why don't you have a seat over there Your conversational partner has disconnected.
RazorrzzEdge		#554	[-]
Posts: 6151 (01/02/10 12:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: pepsi or coke? You: OH MY GOD YOU'RE BEING POISONED BY THE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP FAIRY Stranger: oh sweet jesus Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mrpoopypants		#555	[-]
Posts: 5187 (01/02/10 02:52 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey , How are ya ? Stranger: good how are you You: Ive been better .... You: My pet tarantual just died Stranger: whats on ur mind You: I miss her so Stranger: awww Stranger: I am sorry You: Its ok. it was her time Stranger: how long did u have her You: Like 3 days You: I crushed her up and smoked her Stranger: HAHAHAHA LOL You: shes a part of me now .... Stranger: lol Stranger: omg lmao You: Where are you Im in the US of A Stranger: are u smoking her right now You: I smoked her earlier Stranger: lol You: She may have actually died when i crushed her into the bowl .. Im not sure
Mrpoopypants		#556	[-]
Posts: 5188 (01/02/10 02:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi. You: Hey super freak Stranger: how are you? Stranger: haha...that's me You: Im gorgeous You: and you ? Stranger: good. i'm studly:) You: I'm wearing goggles You: and nothing else Stranger: that's pretty freaky. m or f? You: both You: I have man and woman parts Stranger: nice Your conversational partner has disconnected.
catspasms		#557	[-]
Posts: 8526 (01/02/10 03:05 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You: hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: hi You: are you a bot? Stranger: no You: how do I know you are not a bot? Stranger: because im a girl You: how do I know you are not a fembot? Stranger: I guess you dnt how do I know your not some creepy ld mqb Stranger: man * You: because I'm too busy being a college student to be a creep. You: well, not right now I guess Stranger: what college You: because I'm on break You: *college censored for my safety from you sick paedoes here at sucks* Stranger: wow impressive You: is it? Stranger: I think so You: idk academic elitism is a social construct Stranger: what year? Stranger: jr?sr? You: jr You: wow so you're not a bot...sorry I just found the link to this site and wasn't sure if it was a prank Your conversational partner has disconnected. Note to self: less intellectual bullshit and asking if people are bots, more pedophaelic sex. Attempt #2: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: OH HAI Your conversational partner has disconnected. Last Edited By: catspasms 01/02/10 03:22 AM. Edited 3 times.
ImCrushingYourHead		#558	[-]
Posts: 5438 (01/02/10 03:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I messed up!!! I actually had a good conversation with someone - what did I do wrong? He said I could post it, but I'm only going to post the beginning: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Aloha! Stranger: hi Stranger: hawaiian eh You: No, just in spirit Stranger: rofl fuck that. Stranger: come live here for few months and that spirit will be sucked right out! You: live where? Stranger: hawaii... You: must be a different hawaii Stranger: nope same place as always. Stranger: place is full of dumbasses, as always. You: you mean ... I channeled your location ?!?!!!!! Stranger: indeed. Stranger: i live out near Honolulu in HI. You: Psychic school has finally paid off!!!!!!
catspasms		#559	[-]
Posts: 8527 (01/02/10 03:21 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG I think I just had a convo with the same person as you...someone from Hawaii... You: well hello there Stranger: suppeth? You: huh? Stranger: wassup You: nm Stranger: coo coo You: you? Stranger: poo poo Stranger: im on the toilet You: cool im doing lines of coke You: right now Stranger: ooo how is that? Stranger: im thinking about trying that sometime You: idk kinda annoying You: because then you feel really high You: and then suddenly you dont You: and ur like, fuck Stranger: aww You: e is better Stranger: lamezors You: so why are you on omegle on the toilet? Stranger: cause im bored You: and what are you doing here anyway? Stranger: and my loaf has not been pinched You: you're eating bread? Stranger: no...think about it You: I can't think. I've done too much coke. You: explain it to me. Stranger: its a poop reference coke-head Stranger: :D You: oh wait are you one of those gay men? You: the ones jesus says will go to hell? Stranger: nope Stranger: im a woman and proud You: so you just like it up the ass? Stranger: a little Stranger: only on wednesdays You: Ezekiel 2:13 God says to be fruitful and multiply and anal sex does not result in reproduction Stranger: ooh fun You: actually I don't know I just made that shit up You: sorry I'm kinda on coke Stranger: youre really smart Stranger: <3 Stranger: i <3 coke (the drink lolz) You: idk that has too much sugar for me You: its kinda an upper Stranger: but you do coke... You: so? Stranger: thats more of an upper than the drink Stranger: its a drug home g foshizzle my nizzle You: wow you just transformed from a woman to a black man...or maybe a prepubescent white boy from the suburbs. not sure really. Stranger: im all three baby You: hermaphrodite? Stranger: tranny Stranger: i can be whatever you want You: now why you wanna go and do that? Stranger: but only on wednesdays You: m to f or f to m? Stranger: f to m Stranger: i like the sausage THAT MUCH !!!! :D You: evidently Stranger: hows the coke going? You: oh I stopped that finally Stranger: aww You: got tired of the uppers Stranger: you need a downer to balance that out You: yeah ill smoke some pot later You: say you know whats weird... Stranger: ooh fun! You: im actually doing coke right now You: in a bathroom Stranger: ooh we're bathroom buddies! :D You: omg you're not in the stall next to me, are you? Stranger: im not in a stall silly Stranger: i wish i was though...theyre comforting to me You: oh oh you're one of those people who does whatchamacallit You: like that senator from idaho You: cruising Stranger: yeah! its part of my job...on wednesdays ;) You: you have a lot of fun on wednesday You: is that supposed to turn me on or something? cuz you know, it's saturday Stranger: its a busy day but it keeps the money rolling in Stranger: gotta get those benjamins! You: so what do you do the other 6 days of the week? Stranger: i work at mcdonalts Stranger: mcdonalds You: omg thats where im doing coke right now!!! You: in the mcdonalds bathroom!!! Stranger: oh golly! Stranger: in hawaii?! You: say you're not working are you? You: YES!!!! You: HOW DID YOU KNW? Stranger: sorry i got off at 7.... You: OMG THIS IS TOO FUCKING WEIRD MY BRAIN WILL HAVE AN ANEURISM IN 5.342 SECONDS GAAHAHAAHSIFAHSDOFHASKUFHAIWFASIDJFashdhfalskudhffoiwajeefhasdkfljhawitr2hwrhfasfd You: dies*
catspasms		#560	[-]
Posts: 8528 (01/02/10 03:29 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Live life like there is no ads! Remove this ad this one was kinda funny... Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: do you like cocks You: yes You: but hens are better, lay eggs which are good for breakfast You: high nutrional value You: and 21/california/male You: or whatever You: what about you? Stranger: 20 m canada You: canada? really? Stranger: yes You: do you have a snow plow? Stranger: no Stranger: were i live we have no snow right now You: canada has no snow LIES You: you're lying to me aren't you You: you're actually from texas aren't you Stranger: no You: is this to catch a predator? Stranger: no You: ted hanson? You: how do I KNOW tho? HOW DO I KNOW!?!?! Stranger: i live one the vancover island You: I SWEAR I WASN'T PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING!! I JUST BROUGHT CONDOMS JUST IN CASE!!! Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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