It started this past Tuesday. I've had severe itching and burning in between my thighs like a rash but it's now starting to smell like mustard mixed
with sauerkraut. Showering twice a day and scrubbing it with soap doesn't seem to help at all, but now I've noticed these stains on my underwear that
look reddish and when I scratch my inner thigh I get this stuff that looks like ricotta cheese under my fingernails. I'm wondering if I caught something
from a toilet I used at work.
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Something's wrong with my crotch
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 507 (12/07/09 01:09 AM) |
Stop eating pantless.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 22174 (12/07/09 01:10 AM) 10 per day, bitches! |
pics or it didn't happen.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10654 (12/07/09 01:11 AM) Registered User |
Beagle/crabs redux?
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likert |
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Posts: 98 (12/07/09 01:12 AM) |
You have a yeast infection and you are a woman. |
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castratos the glorious |
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Posts: 404 (12/07/09 01:15 AM) |
It can't be a yeast infection, and I'm not a woman. It has to be something else like a bacteria that breeds in the moist recesses of my crotch.
Normally I would find this funny but it's happened to me so it's quite alarming. I think I can actually smell this through my pants (or maybe it's
my imagination) but if I can smell then that means others can too. This also means when I go to work tomorrow my co-workers will be able to smell it and I just
know people will talk behind my back. I might have to take a sick day.
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 511 (12/07/09 01:17 AM) |
Are you super fat with thigh scrapage? Maybe your thigh scrapage got infected.
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rasputinpenis |
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Posts: 456 (12/07/09 01:24 AM) Registered user |
do you know mike rotch ? |
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10655 (12/07/09 01:25 AM) Registered User |
Maybe you don't wash your towels often enough?
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Posts: 3024 (12/07/09 01:28 AM) Registered user |
If you culture that you might have the basis of a great new line of American cheeses. Are you from Wisconsin by any chance?
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Posts: 5214 (12/07/09 01:48 AM) Registered user |
Great idea. If you can collect some sweat and add it in, you'll get a tangy-er cheese, I bet!
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