"Do you think that's a common event? For people to have dead cats in their house?"
"Promise me you'll try and keep all your future cats alive"
"Why do you think this cat died?"
"Because I wasn't home"
"Any other reasons?"
"No."
"WE FOUND YOUR TEETH!" *celebration*
"Well, it would be better if you found the other half"
"Susan borrowed this dresser and when she returned it she just left it there."
*picks up random piece of trash*
"Well... this is worth something today."
"That table's disgusting!"
"Well... I used to have a tablecloth on that. Someone who helped clean before threw it away."
"Why do you need crochet boots?!"
"I sell them! $10 each!"
"I'm gonna be happy when its clean but I'm gonna miss a lot of the things they threw away. Like my crochet boots and my gardening boots, they threw them all away."
Why so quick to assume they were originally for Jason?
"FUCK THAT!"
"They bought this for you with their own money! How nice is that?"
"
" *pants*
