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Rob Cesternino Enjoys Male Genitalia (Now in his Rectum)
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Posts: 91 (12/08/09 09:30 AM) |
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smellofawoman |
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Posts: 482 (12/08/09 01:44 PM) |
He looks like he smells bad. And the guy lost to Jenna and Amber, for fuck's sake.
CAPSattack wrote:Kill Reality was even more depressing than 9/11.
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MajorTom |
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Posts: 1534 (12/08/09 09:49 PM) |
Pausing for laughter and then chuckling yourself makes the 'joke' just HI-LAAAARIOUS!
...but yeah, obviously that segment blew chunks. |
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Posts: 11889 (12/08/09 10:04 PM) Registered User |
RobCs problem remains simple. Couldn't win the endgame immuities and didn't have allies who could win them for his benifit.
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 3426 (12/08/09 10:36 PM) |
The Marquesan Godfather wrote: No, he did, but the one that did randomly became smart and threw the challenge. |
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Posts: 11890 (12/08/09 11:45 PM) Registered User |
Matt wasn't beating Jenna in that challenge even if he did try and the fact that he wes throwing it means he wasn't a good final two partner for RobC
in any case.
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 15548 (12/09/09 03:36 AM) Registered user |
Rob C is the Cheesy 80's Movie of Survivor. You know, first time you saw it you thought it was amazing, went back years later to watch and found yourself
thinking "WTF was I thinking?"
Remove the edit and Rob C made exactly one move, being the swing vote at F7. By far THE most overrated Survivor in history. Susie made as many moves as he did FFS. -SJâ„¢ |
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Posts: 10733 (12/09/09 08:20 AM) Registered User |
^ true, but he was kinda the first single person to do that. We had seen the alliance of underdogs turn in Marquesas, but never one single person tear through
a season like Rob C did. It's easier for new players with the way the game has evolved to see his moves as obvious, but back then that was unheard of.
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 15562 (12/09/09 09:07 AM) Registered user |
He was a great character for his season, especially upon first viewing and most especially because that was the season which finally made me open my eyes to
the edit, not just following blindly and being all WTF at how Jenna could win 6-1 when the edit had Matthew is the amazingest underdog winner ever and Rob C as
the smartest, best player not to win.
Too bad he made me hate him so much afterwards that I had to go back to Amazon and find out for myself that I got hustled by a dude who made exactly 1 move but used confessionals in a manner nobody had other than Heidik and the Middle Finger. -SJâ„¢ |
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Posts: 28359 (12/09/09 09:29 AM) Registered user |
Peter Fonda fondled RobC's new fangled flandangle.
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Posts: 261 (12/09/09 11:22 AM) |
I'm curious as to what this little fuck actually does to make a living. Clearly he's not earning any bread from reality TV show success or comedy
routines. So what does he do on weekdays? Fold jeans at Macy's? Pumping gas? You want fries with that?
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Shion is Queen |
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Posts: 969 (12/10/09 12:06 PM) |
Whatever. I'd still hit it.
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smellofawoman |
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Posts: 492 (12/10/09 12:54 PM) |
Runnindownadream74 wrote: He'll be working with Denise in no time. |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 3443 (12/10/09 01:35 PM) |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7052 (12/10/09 02:04 PM) Registered User |
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Posts: 10431 (12/10/09 02:35 PM) Registered user |
SuperJude wrote: |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7053 (12/10/09 02:36 PM) Registered User |
Runnindownadream74 wrote:He could work at Hooters. |
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Incesternino after Man-licia told him off about getting rocks in ASS | ||
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Posts: 391 (12/10/09 04:55 PM) |
SuperJude wrote: sj, What season and episode was that F7 vote, I want to check it out. |
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Posts: 567 (12/10/09 06:31 PM) Registered User |
FishNChips wrote: Firstly, it's Amazon you moron... And secondly, I'm sick of this Rob C sucked revisionist bullshit. Rob C was the first suckster to ever make it onto the show! He was funny as fuck the whole time, so you're damn right he's a good character. Regarding his gameplay, you'd have to be blind if you thought Rob's only move was flipping at the F7. Rob had to convince the group to vote out Deena at the F8. Then the Alex move at 7. Then the Christy boot at 6. Then he had the season made until Matt finally decided to play the game at the F3.....And each one of those people he took out directly threatened him in the game. Deena basically went power crazy. Alex told him that he was out at 4. Christy was waffling as to joining the girls' vote. He played brilliantly, and it's about damn time you all bow down and worship the man who changed the game of Survivor forever.... |
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