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Citizen Postal |
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Why didn't Aragorn pull a Tiger and get some bareback Eowyn action while he was out on the road? I mean if it were me I
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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What was with those huge elephant thingies--they moved slowly and seemed rickety. People seemed to fall off them at the drop of a hat. Why not just ride a
fucking horse?
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SirCrocodilep |
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Does female dwarves exist? If so, do they have beards?
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Etxeverria |
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whatever happened to the bad white wizard on the 3rd movie?
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Citizen Postal |
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What happened to Tom Bombadil in the first?
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youfist |
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Why didn't treebeard carry Frodo to mt doom?
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Evil Jungle Princess |
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Why didn't they just hitch a ride on the eagle TO Mt. Doom and toss the damb ring overboard into the lava fire?
(the answer to all these questions: because then there'd be no need for 3 books!) |
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Omnipponit |
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If Gandalf was a magician, why didn't he just make the ring disappear? Isn't making stuff disappear taught in like Magic 101?
Then for his big finish he could pull a hobbit out of his hat. |
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Etxeverria |
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Evil Jungle Princess wrote:Really good point. That would have made too much sense. |
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youfist |
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Omnipponit wrote: I always wondered why Gadolph needed a sword. I mean, can't you just fireball or lightning bolt your enemies? |
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squashthebeef |
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Why didn't they just hitch a ride on the eagle TO Mt. Doom and toss the damb ring overboard into the lava fire? Because they didn't think of it. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Because Tolkien just wasn't all that bright.
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squashthebeef |
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And really, what did Frodo do? He was all ready to go evil until Gollum gnawed his finger off and yet fucking FRODO is praised with great praise.
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Omnipponit |
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If putting on the ring made you invisible, why didn't anyone EVER think to put it on and cruise the ladies shower at the local gym?
I bet that's what Sauron wanted it for... |
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Citizen Postal |
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I'd like to have seen if Sam had succumb to the draw of the Ring and taken it for his own. But like far away from Mordor so he coulda run away and hid for
a bit and done some bit of cruel mischief while it corrupted him. That woulda been keeeewl.
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squashthebeef |
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The hobbits were homos. I guess they could hang out at the YHCA.
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Omnipponit |
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No way they were homos, they'd have never been able to keep the ring a secret.
Frodo: "OMG guess what I got?" Samwise: "Hai!" bluesHobbit: "LOLZ, whut?" JasonSiskaHobbit: "A cockring that makes you invisible?" Frodo: "YOU BITCH! Who told you???" vegasHobbit: "HAI!" SonOfAhobbit: "My Precious!" Samwise: "The ring?" SOA: "No, khnum!" |
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robbiefan |
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bluesboi wrote: Sammy had it hard for Frodo. |
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SirCrocodilep |
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Etxeverria wrote: The book is more elaborate on this point than the film, and Peter Jackson also explains the reason during the audio commentary on the dvd. The Eagles did not take sides in the War of the Ring until the end, so they would not have assisted Frodo when he started his quest. This is similar to the Ents, who only participated when they felt they were drawn in by Saruman. The Eagles are also very proud creatures, who will not allow themselves to be used as just a means of transportation. The Eagle that rescued Gandalf (Ian McKellen) from the tower of Saruman (Christopher Lee) did so as a special service to Gandalf, whom he knew personally (Gandalf had previously saved his life). In addition to this, there are allusions that while Sauron was still in power, the Eagles would have struggled getting to Mount Doom, not least because of the wraiths on their fell-beasts and other dark creatures and powers that Sauron had at his disposal. Sending Frodo on the back of an eagle into Mount Doom would have been effectively air-mailing the ring to Sauron. A ground-based approach was decided to be much more effective and appropriate. Finally, the ring corrupts the proud much more easily than the humble. While there is no proof that the ring has the same effect on an Eagle as it does for men, there may have been too much risk in tempting the extremely proud Eagles |
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squashthebeef |
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Y'know how I would have explained it? I'd just say Shut the fuck up, dickhead!
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