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Posts: 1590 (12/02/09 02:38 PM) Registered User |
Shambo wrote:I think she said, I can't have this clavage leakin' out in fronta everyone (yeah "clavage") And let's not forget: "(referring to the bottle of alcohol someone brought back from a reward) I NEED A NIPPLE ON TOP OF THIS THING!" |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12589 (12/11/09 11:27 PM) Registered User |
This isn't funny on paper, but the delivery of it kills me. After the Marquesas ep 6 RC, Maraamu protests Jeff calling Rotu the winners because The General
wasn't there when they put the flag in. Probst admits they're right, and Kathy passionately follows it up with "Rob wasn't here!" in a
voice resembling someone playing a knight at a renaissance fair. I'm not doing it justice, you have to watch and listen for yourselves but it comes out so
hysterically.
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3226 (12/11/09 11:49 PM) Registered user |
Oh i just love that quote, the way she screams it is so primeval and for a lack of a better word, guttural. Oh the way the old challenge aggression used to be!
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Shred |
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Posts: 619 (12/11/09 11:50 PM) |
Maniacboy888 wrote:  I miss the old seasons. But I think everyone here does.
Well except the people that started at Cook Islands 
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 613 (12/11/09 11:51 PM) |
beatles20147 wrote: I think 95% of these quote are like that, but they remind us of when the contestant said it. btw, checked out that quote, hilarious! |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 614 (12/11/09 11:54 PM) |
Jerri and Amber substituting thoughts about chocolate for thoughts about sex, and Colby commenting.
Amber: I just want to bite into one of those so badly. Jerri: I picture myself pouring hot chocolate on some hot guy's body, while having sex and licking it off at the same time. Colby: I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar. Colby: Are you kidding? Bring on Kucha, let's get rid of these goons, and get something going.
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 9956 (12/12/09 12:02 AM) |
Brendan: "My relationship with Coach, to me, has been good the whole time. There's definitely been some things he's done around camp which are
kinda annoying or outside the box. I mean, he's always *doing his hair*. And we were talking about it and he's like 'I kinda started this Samurai
thing' and I was like... started the Samurai thing?? Like, they've been doing it for like thousands of years in Japan and Johnny Depp's been doing
it for like 20 years here. You didn't start anything!"
Then it cuts to one of Coach's ridiculous poses. |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 618 (12/12/09 12:06 AM) |
kenc333 wrote: lol, Brendan was such an underrated character |
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 9958 (12/12/09 12:14 AM) |
Oh and then later in the episode, as Brendan brings back the treemail, he casually takes the string it's tied up with and gives it to Coach saying,
"Coach, your hair-tie." <3
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Olmec Donald |
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Posts: 1199 (12/12/09 12:20 AM) |
survivorisdabest wrote: What an awesome comeback. |
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BlakeB717 |
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Posts: 2564 (12/12/09 02:13 AM) Registered user |
Not sure if it was mentioned...
Kelly Goldsmith in Africa: "Frank is a very big loner. He socially seems so inept. I mean, I guess probably a large section of the population is introverted and antisocial, and, that's fine, but I feel like there are prescription drugs to counteract that and he should maybe be on them."  pwnd. Delivery is so good. It's at the merge feast
after the IC.
Also, Brandon: I've never had sex on an airplane *takes a swig of wine, demeanor as if no one else would since he hadn't* Teresa: I have
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Burrito Taco |
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Posts: 2465 (12/12/09 03:04 AM) Registered user |
Probst: "The answer to 'What is a poser' is YOU."
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BlakeB717 |
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Posts: 2571 (12/12/09 05:58 AM) Registered user |
Coby: Camp Koror had craft day! Well just Katie everybody else was working.
-- Katie: I feel great, I really do. I thought it'd be harder than this, and it will be, and I'm prepared for that, so I think if you keep that state of mind, you can survive. -- Katie: I'm Bobby Jon, I love everyone and I look like Jesus Christ! |
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BlakeB717 |
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Posts: 2572 (12/12/09 01:47 PM) Registered user |
Nick Stanbury's final words
"All you kids in your mid 20s that are in my situation, confused, not sure which direction life's pulling you, you're just trying to find yourself. I urge us all, please, be hungry, be foolish, block out the noise, find yourself, be who you potentially are, and be true to your dreams and what you want to do. If we all maximize that personal freedom, we can change the world." |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 9877 (12/12/09 06:59 PM) Registered user |
Burrito Taco wrote: That joke was always lame. :) Speaking of quotes, the quotes on the back of the ASS DVD cases suck. Those people wouldn't know wit if someone named "Wit" ate them. |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 629 (12/12/09 07:40 PM) |
Dr Will Hatch two point oh wrote: LOL, I like one of the Shii-Ann quotes though. "If you can't go all the way, you've got to go all the way fighting." |
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ElisabethNelehHeidiRok |
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Posts: 1703 (12/12/09 07:56 PM) Registered User |
Kate (talking about Jenn): She is absolutely gorgeous, I keep staring at her, she probably thinks I'm a lesbian.
Cindy: I'll be thinkin about you guys when I'm watching the stars out of the moonroof in my new car. Christa: Shawn is the biggest puss I have ever met. |
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 214 (12/12/09 11:39 PM) |
BlakeB717 wrote:THIS!! |
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TheWizard |
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Posts: 303 (12/13/09 12:20 AM) Avocado Assassin |
River50 wrote:It was Brendan, not Coach, who said he would not eat anymore if they ran out of beans. Brendan ate so much. It's why we had to vote him out - so there'd be food for the rest of us. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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