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Wonderful collection of quotes from this week, taken from the review by Paste at:

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2010/01/30-rock-revie-klaus-and-greta-black-light-attack-4.html


"He's actively looking for a human woman to dispell certain rumors..."
"As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute ... even when they're from Liz."
"I know it's a girl because I yelled Susan B. Anthony at the moment of conception."
"The gossip blogs are calling us James. It's a combination of Jenna and James."
"Aahh, albino monk" "It's a mirror, Kenneth."
"The local TV station edited Will and Grace down so much it was just called Karen"
"Ok, I do appreciate the irony that I'm the one stuck in the closet now. Is that irony?" "No, not really."
"Is it gonna be fierce?" " "...It would be if it was 2006"
"Is every woman someone's daughter?"
"Gah, you're being such a non-pillow right now."
"I'm the actor James Franco dammit and I'm in love with, and in common-law marriage with, a japanese body pillow."
"Kenneth, your haircut is disrespectful to lesbians."
"Why aren't your teeth glowing in the black light?" "You'll have to ask the man who whittled them for me."
-David Hasslebot.
"I will not calm down, women are allowed to get angrier than men about double-standards."
"What are you happy about ... did we just get cancelled?"
"She has really thin lips but she makes up for it with tongue girth."