"Journal of the Discovery of the Source of the Nile," John Hanning Speke, 1863. These murders didn't start yesterday = tanning pits don't
build themselves. Shrimp paste?
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Posts: 1422 (12/13/09 09:00 PM) Non Sequitur |
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Posts: 1705 (12/13/09 09:05 PM) You keep using that word. |
It must suck to be you.
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Posts: 1423 (12/13/09 09:49 PM) Non Sequitur |
thecolbster wrote: Why are you so fucking negative all the time? Do you need a chocolate enema? First you question my gender, then you say something stupid about your cat, then you call me a worthless piece of shit. Well, Colebreath, actually, I'm doing ok , thanks for asking. I've got some interesting hobbies that keep me occupied. And two friends. I was down, yes, way way down in the dark bad place, but now I'm feeling better every day. So be naught awhile, please. Your presence fills a much needed lack. |
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Posts: 1707 (12/13/09 09:51 PM) You keep using that word. |
I don't think that's James Joyce.
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Posts: 1424 (12/13/09 10:01 PM) Non Sequitur |
You're like that guy from "A Little Cloud." Just beat up on your kids. You mention James Joyce, but you haven't read "Dubliners"?
What's that Latin expression: Illegitimus non corborundem est: "Don't let the ignorant bastards keep you down." Everything is illuminated
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Posts: 1709 (12/13/09 10:04 PM) You keep using that word. |
While I have no kids and have no idea what "A Little Cloud" is, I promise to punch the next little kid I see.
Fair? |
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Posts: 36061 (12/13/09 10:19 PM) Lot Lizard |
They should move this thread to Monster Island. Where Shemeji's words will be immortalised forever.
(Also, there's no edit there and such) Hey, I've never had an MI thread! TIA, Gorebots. |
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 2292 (12/13/09 10:42 PM) Registered user |
Is everything alright in here?
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Posts: 5308 (12/13/09 10:50 PM) Registered user |
Well, there are some pearls ... and I see some swine ... you can guess the rest.
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 2294 (12/13/09 11:19 PM) Registered user |
In keeping with that theme, all we need is a large cliff by the sea.
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Posts: 464 (12/13/09 11:27 PM) Registered user |
who was that boy on the survivor show who didn't take a crap for 2 weeks and cried like a crybaby tittysucker to his momma heh ? rp wants to remember his name right now okay . |
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Posts: 2296 (12/13/09 11:56 PM) Registered user |
This must be the way black members of the Nation of Islam feel if they see a white person enter a mosque.
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Posts: 10057 (12/14/09 12:12 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Aslaam Alaykum!!! |
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Posts: 2119 (12/14/09 12:20 AM) Registered User |
Alaykum salaam.
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Posts: 10059 (12/14/09 12:33 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Goosehead, do you know I'm Crushing Your Head??? ... I foresee possibilities. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm Crushing Your Head + Goosehead = A goose egg ... get it??? A GOOSE EGG!!!!
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Posts: 5314 (12/14/09 02:14 AM) Registered user |
You little yenta, you.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1425 (12/14/09 07:01 AM) Non Sequitur |
Isn't she darling! :shivers with delight: As long as she leaves a little space for me by the fire. We had fun at that picnic, didn't we? I love to
tease the gentry. Madame Cunegunde, her stays. . . Just one click daily, keep me happy. Back to basics, toddler issues. One time I ate a whole bottle of my
mom's birth control pills. Don't start with Freud. When they pumped my tummy you wouldn't believe they stuff they found there. I will send you a
link. . .
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Posts: 5318 (12/14/09 12:23 PM) Registered user |
You must have really wanted more sibs. One weapon-hurling sister wasn't enough?
What else did you consume? I once ate a dime, at around age five. Now I know I'm worth something. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1426 (12/14/09 08:11 PM) Non Sequitur |
Harrph. Actually that was my only excursion into the world of tummy-abluse. I just thought it would be cute to send her a link. I like that expression, though:
"addicted to eating buckets of glass." I use it all the time when I'm dealing with the mortifications brought on by my big mouth. Oh, go easy on
my big sister; I was probably the worst of us two. One time I threw a fork at her; it lodged in her heel.
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Posts: 36065 (12/14/09 08:12 PM) Lot Lizard |
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