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Posts: 6660 (12/06/09 09:12 AM) Registered User |
How difficult is it to plan a shower (aka birthday party) and a bachelorette party (girls night out) for 10? Your sister has to plan entire wedding and
reception for 150.
P.S. If you're not screwing guys at 32, you're lezzie, NTTAWWT |
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Posts: 6725 (12/06/09 09:45 AM) Total manwhore |
Any woman who says they are "happily" single at 32 isn't.
The jealousy over her younger, better looking and more desirable sister is palpable. |
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Posts: 14618 (12/06/09 10:37 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 45825 (12/06/09 12:07 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
factoryhurl wrote: Holy shit! |
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 2181 (12/06/09 01:29 PM) Registered user |
She is probably somewhere with her fiance right now, giggling about how lonely you are. So it's cool that you're taking the high road.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 8863 (12/06/09 01:31 PM) Registered User |
I'll marry you now and then get a quickie divorce so you'll gain experience
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11547 (12/06/09 01:44 PM) Registered User |
late June/early July 2010 The wedding will stretch out over several days or your idiot sister hasn't the common sense to nail down a single definitive date yet? She's hedging. Having doubts. NO woman who is serious about it would tolerate a floating time period for her wedding. So the groom-to-be doesn't have money. Established. Assuming this fraudulent affair actually leads to a real marriage, you're right to be concerned. All she wants is to sit back, relax, be catered to and let YOU do the hard work, which absolutely rubs it in your unmarried, unattached face. Take solace in that she has not found true love. She's just got a cock she likes for a while longer, at least long enough to gather up the gifts and stretch out her time in the spotlight, diminishing you in the process. Also, she's clearly a greedy whore and you are also right to despise her such as you already do. Your jealousy and anger will grow as each month passes. YOU will never find love, either. But keep in mind that you have social networking online, Overstock Dot Com AND the opportunity before you to adopt cats and save innocent feline lives. If you name your dildo it will take on a more meaningful role in your otherwise drab and shabby existence. Should you need help selecting floral arrangements or picking out table linens, do give me a shout. |
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Posts: 4954 (12/06/09 01:46 PM) |
I'd suggest white for the wedding party.
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Posts: 7218 (12/06/09 06:04 PM) Registered User |
You do know that a relative shouldn't be hosting the bridal shower, right? It kind of looks like you're trolling for gifts for the bride. Get a friend
of the bride, or a friend of one of the mother's to host it. Be involved, chip in, if you can, but get a non-relative to host.
Since your sister is such a wet blanket, perhaps a nice scrap booking party for her bachelorette shindig. |
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Posts: 4324 (12/06/09 06:07 PM) |
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2788 (12/06/09 06:19 PM) Registered User |
So you're a fag hag, but wondering why you're single?
Seriously? |
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 6602 (12/06/09 06:32 PM) Registered user |
Are your cats invited to this wedding?
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Posts: 9459 (12/06/09 06:39 PM) Registered User |
ScruffyGuy wrote:For serious, she needs to set a date ASAP. Places are already booked through the entire year. She's going to have a hard time finding a venue and vendors if she hasn't made up her mind yet. |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 8222 (12/06/09 07:08 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
factoryhurl wrote:I'm guessing 1969-ish, based on the style & colors 'n shit. |
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tke034 |
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Posts: 172 (12/14/09 01:17 AM) I don't get |
ScruffyGuy wrote:They've decided on July 17. So the groom-to-be doesn't have money. Established. No. Neither of them has money. They're both teachers.
I only have ONE cat, so shut your fat face. Besides, there's nothing wrong with being single. Half of those married people who think their so sooper dooper fantastic will end up divorced in a year anyway. You just wait and see!!... |
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Posts: 4919 (12/14/09 01:56 AM) |
Good for you for not " settling " I see so many women get to their mid to late 20s and panic. you can smelll the desperation on them . and then they
use a small pool of candidates and marry one of them just for the sake of getting married. Ive seen it a million times.
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Posts: 5316 (12/14/09 02:30 AM) Registered user |
^ Agreed.
You know, you can be happy for your sister AND jealous. You can be happy being single AND envy her getting married. I think this focus on your bridesmaid duties could be a smokescreen for the negative feelings you have about all this. Again, not saying you're not happy for her. However, if it's really the bridesmaid duties that have you in a whirl, sleep with the groom asap, and you won't have to worry about being a bridesmaid! |
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Posts: 30583 (12/14/09 02:31 AM) MESS member |
tell them to elope
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tke034 |
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Posts: 173 (12/14/09 02:47 AM) I don't get |
ImCrushingYourHead wrote:He is actually kind of cute. And sweet. And smart. Totally my kind of guy. If only I were that evil... |
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Posts: 1723 (12/14/09 03:05 PM) Registered user |
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