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iltwaaf	If cell phones were banned	Lead	[-]
Posts: 963 (12/14/09 03:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wonderful World Remove this ad would women still be able to drive?
Penelope McBagpipe		#1	[-]
Posts: 11861 (12/14/09 03:07 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	bah doom CHA!!
ScruffyGuy		#2	[-]
Posts: 11658 (12/14/09 03:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They can't drive as it is. What would happen is that supermarkets would become jammed with women who can't decide on what soup to purchase without being able to make a phone call to hubby. Hint: get one with BIG chunks of beef and BIG chunks of potatoes. Everything will be OK, honey. Except that without cell phones your husband will ALWAYS bring home the wrong tampons. That could be a problem but you'll make it work until you can get to Walgreen's yourself.
IFY0USEEKATE		#3	[-]
Posts: 3701 (12/14/09 03:41 PM) Lost soul Reply Quote More Recent Posts
mountaineer20		#4	[-]
Posts: 6856 (12/14/09 03:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	90% of the people I see at the grocery on cell phones hemming and hawing over which pot roast to buy are males. Husbands who can't make a decision on their own because they're frightened of their wives. Or the guy today who had to call his wife to see whether they needed the large or small tortillas and whether they wanted whole grain or not. Cell phones render men in grocery stores to aimlessly meandering drooling idiots.
ScruffyGuy		#5	[-]
Posts: 11660 (12/14/09 03:52 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It was hard to decide if I wanted to go for the obvious insult to women or instead pick on the guys. I honestly think it's a 50-50 split down gender lines -- for MARRIED or hetero-partnered. Have noticed a few queens babbling about which item to select but even THEY more often tend to know what to get for Daddy. They'd better or else! Single and masculine men just go in, get the crap they need and get the fuck out.
mountaineer20		#6	[-]
Posts: 6857 (12/14/09 03:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Most of the single masculine men I know shop for groceries at the convenience store. Or the hardware store.
managerr		#7	[-]
Posts: 16435 (12/14/09 03:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Most of the single masculine men I know shop for groceries at the convenience store. Or the hardware store. X The only time I go into Whole Foods is when I want to pick someone up.
Beefcake		#8	[-]
Posts: 5112 (12/14/09 04:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love grocery shopping, because when I get home I get to EAT the food!
Charming Nemesis		#9	[-]
Posts: 9663 (12/14/09 06:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wonderful World Remove this ad mountaineer20 wrote: 90% of the people I see at the grocery on cell phones hemming and hawing over which pot roast to buy are males. Husbands who can't make a decision on their own because they're frightened of their wives. Or the guy today who had to call his wife to see whether they needed the large or small tortillas and whether they wanted whole grain or not. Cell phones render men in grocery stores to aimlessly meandering drooling idiots. It's not that they are frightened of their wives, they just want to enjoy some quiet after dinner instead of hearing for the next 4 hours why you didn't buy the small whole wheat tortillas instead of the large regular tortillas and ruined her dinner. Measure twice, cut once.
WylDawg		#10	[-]
Posts: 21290 (12/14/09 06:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If cell phones were banned It would be the happiest day of my life.
EmmaPeel		#11	[-]
Posts: 3915 (12/14/09 06:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Using your cell phone is banned in school zones, but that hasn't stopped many people around here.
LaurenTheLush		#12	[-]
Posts: 5034 (12/14/09 07:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They started putting cameras above all the traffic lights in my town so now I'm too afraid to talk on the phone while driving because I cant afford a ticket. And for the record I just got home from the food store, and it was jam packed with men.
iltwaaf		#13	[-]
Posts: 964 (12/14/09 08:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When men use the phone it's usually something quick like what exactly does the wife want so she won't throw pots and pans at me. Women can talk for hours. My cousin calls me and I can never get off the phone with her because if I say I have to go after talking for a half hour she takes it personally. I swear I don't know why women have to gab so much.
airshowpilot		#14	[-]
Posts: 2183 (12/14/09 08:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I buy my potato chips at Staples. True story!
WiscBadger95		#15	[-]
Posts: 15991 (12/14/09 09:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	mountaineer20 wrote: Most of the single masculine men I know shop for groceries at the convenience store. Or the hardware store. Potato chips and beef jerky diet, huh?
Endofthread		#16	[-]
Posts: 7665 (12/14/09 10:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LaurenTheLush wrote: They started putting cameras above all the traffic lights in my town so now I'm too afraid to talk on the phone while driving because I cant afford a ticket. And for the record I just got home from the food store, and it was jam packed with men. food store = strip club That's why God makes you lose all your football bets.
LaurenTheLush		#17	[-]
Posts: 5045 (12/14/09 10:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	strip club? ya right. I don't wanna get pink eye.
Apprentice Talker		#18	[-]
Posts: 11617 (12/14/09 10:27 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wonderful World Remove this ad Cellphones are prohibited in restricted places like the mall.

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