I wonder if this season will be like AI5, with the ratings and attention all downhill from here. That season got huge ratings yet a lot of people online
complained about the show being off, the theme nights being wrong, people not performing to the best of their ability.
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Posts: 4553 (12/14/09 11:41 AM) Registered User |
Joe = Archie with the British accent There's no difference. If they can market him better than Archie, he can have a platinum album here. If not, then
he'll have less success as he wasn't shown on AI like Archie.
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Posts: 7907 (12/14/09 12:33 PM) Registered user |
My review of the first part of the finale:
Dermot looks so coot. 200,000 people applied, now there are 3, so exciting! Stacey is so sweet and innocent. Her crowd is an allright size but nothing massive. Her baby Zach is soo adorable. Dannii really cares about Stacey, you can tell. She's really invested in her acts. Too bad she's a useless c.unt. I love her pink coat. She sang What a Wonderful World really well, but she should have done a group song like her Take That performance. Dannii sux. 8/10 Olly next. His crowds are a big bigger than Staceys. Back to Essex. His performance of Superstition is up there with his "Don't Stop Me Now". Excellent. 9.5/10 Joe next. Cheryl and him look really close and actually related. His family is so sweet. Wow @ the crowd. Holy Fuckballs. If that wasn't the givea way for the winner right there, I don't know what was. Superb vocals. He is up there with Leona Bot for flawless vocals. He has such a symetrical face and he's getting hotter by the day. He has a homo smile, straight guys don't smile like that with that twinkle in the eye. He's like Archie only much more talented vocally. 10/10 Stacey up next with Michael Buble. OMG, Jew Godd.ess was amazing. Loved it! Michael is soo amazing and Stacey nailed it. 10/10. Superb. They look good together. Michael is soo hot. Olly next with Robbie. Great chemistry there. Robbie's new album is so good but I dont know how he pulls off such great music looking like a stoner. He rooted for David on this years Big Brother UK so he gets extra points for that. 10/10 Joe next with fellow butt pirate George Michael. Wow, that was so good. Great chemistry there. George looks like he wants to bang Joe up the ass right there on stage. They look like a May-December success story. 10/10. Joe owned George in the vocals, kinda embarrasing. George looks so old, what is he, 75? All the drug use must have aged him. LOL @ Dermot bringing up that George is his mom's fav artist of all time. 
Stacey next with Who Wants to Live Forever. Better than the first. 10/10. Olly next with his hip thrusting. Allright. 8/10 Joe next with Sorry. Nailed it. Shit. WOWOW. 11/10 Kimberly from Girls Aloud looks like a tranny clown. What the hell. Robbie was EPIC in his solo. He is one of the greatest entertainers of our generation. Too bad he's a nobody in the states. He has lukewarm success here in Kanada and has had a few gold albums here but lately, his c.d.'s don't move much from the stores. I think I'm the only one in my area who bought a copy of his latest c.d. Prince Harry was in the audience. Meh. Stacey knew she was going home, she had that look on her face. Her dress was amazing. I hope she gets signed. Watching her VT at the end made me cry. |
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Posts: 4556 (12/14/09 01:31 PM) Registered User |
YAY - I was so looking forward to a review from you, Mik. I wish you had been here to enjoy it with me live yesterday
 But this is the next best thing! Joe
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Posts: 20579 (12/14/09 01:45 PM) Registered User |
I had the lowest expectations for the George and Joe duet because there were rumors George had not shown up to rehearsals and would not be there on the night.
There's also George and how he says using public toilets as sex stops is just a natural part of his life and telling the press that he has cut down on the
spliffs (down to 8 or 10 a day, from 25!). It's a mess. I was surprised he even sounded as good as he did. I was glad that he let Joe and his beautiful
pure voice have some spotlight, and didn't seem bitter or envious.
Joe will never be a big star but I think there's a market for a voice like that, if someone makes an effort. The looks don't hurt. He's a very reliable, comforting presence when a lot of music today is fake edgy crap. |
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Posts: 7910 (12/14/09 02:07 PM) Registered user |
KellysMomCalledMeFine wrote: Thanks, that's so sweettt <33333 Joe Bot <3 I was surprised he even sounded as good as he did. I was glad that he let Joe and his beautiful pure voice have some spotlight, and didn't seem bitter or envious.I don't think he really cares as his career is kinda dead anyways. He's just living off his royalties which are probably a few million a year. I remember reading how the Spice Girls each brings a few mil a year just from c.d. sales still and merch. I'm sure he's still miking his Wham days and solo stuff. I think he can be the male bot version of Leona, less a few degrees. She was also thought to not have much of a career and she was gonna flop etc...Both are bores but can sing. I think he can have a decent level of success barring he outs himself. I don't think he'll be another Leon like people are saying. The ratings were way too high and the show's hype way to big now for that anyways ititially for him. |
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Posts: 1102 (12/14/09 02:20 PM) |
19million people watched the finale!
Cowell is now planning on bringing The X Factor over to the US. |
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Posts: 8987 (12/14/09 02:41 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Miki, I thought I was watching a DWTS finale with all the tens.
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Posts: 350 (12/14/09 05:11 PM) Registered user |
Joe <333333333333333333
Joe singing "The Climb"! Swoon! And I like Simon, but I love that his act didn't win. Now get rid off Dannii, and bring Mel B. on! X-factor to USA, tia! |
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Posts: 4558 (12/14/09 05:23 PM) Registered User |
MikiBoi wrote:Unfortunately, I must have a fucking billing address in the fucking UK in order to buy from the fucking UK store. I don't fucking get why I can't just fucking download any fucking song in any fucking store regardless of wherever I fucking live. No fucking wonder this fucking industry is going to fucking shit. Oh fucking well, more fucking money in my fucking pocket and not fucking theirs. Fuckers. MIKI! Pack your bags. We're moving there this weekend.
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Posts: 4559 (12/14/09 05:31 PM) Registered User |
Studio version <33333 |
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Posts: 7911 (12/14/09 06:48 PM) Registered user |
swim4life227 wrote:
Unfortunately, I must have a fucking billing address in the fucking UK in order to buy from the fucking UK store. That's ridiculous. Why do they care if they get the money. So I guess they want people to illegally download the song then? I don't understand this whole thing of banning artists and songs from one contenient or country to another. I'm sure there is an illogical reason for it. Then they whine and bitch people download music for free. 
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Posts: 10647 (12/14/09 08:25 PM) Registered User |
Meh. That was expected even though I hoped Olly would have a surprise boost after Stacey left. No wonder Simon was licking Joe's ass since the middle of
the competition. He sees dollar signs. But why's everyone on this board so happy Joebot won? |
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Posts: 7920 (12/14/09 08:59 PM) Registered user |
Lucie had zero edge to her voice form the startI thought she pulled of Sweet Child pretty well. It was my favo performance of hers. But I get what you mean about Lucie. Dannii is just a shithead. |
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Posts: 4561 (12/14/09 09:00 PM) Registered User |
MikiBoi wrote:UM WHEN THE EFF WAS THIS TAKEN? Olly's undies are cute. I like the bulge he's sportin'. |
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Posts: 7921 (12/14/09 10:21 PM) Registered user |
I don't know, I got the pic from The Sun.
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Posts: 5623 (12/14/09 11:54 PM) Registered user |
Dan Down Under wrote: I am so fucking happy I hated this douche from the start. DIE DANYL! I'm happy for Joe, but I just don't like his voice. He sounds like a manly girl when he sings. |
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Posts: 7926 (12/15/09 10:08 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 4570 (12/15/09 12:47 PM) Registered User |
He's gay and, no, I cannot wait.
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Posts: 4580 (12/15/09 01:04 PM) What is a muffin top? |
the statements "i'm straight" and "i don't fancy cheryl" are a contradiction in logic. he's g a y
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