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Coachebag V2.0...The Little Man is epic in his douchery

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SuperJude		#6221	[-]
Posts: 15789 (12/14/09 05:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad Yep nothing like discussing Coachbag's delusions and Shamu's crotch to really keep a thread alive! :P :P :P The sad truth is, Coachbag and Shamu would never get to the point of battle. Shamu would be sadly reminiscing about past family tragedies, talking about how her time cooking potatoes in the Marines really shaped who she was, while Coachbag pontificates about the time he single handedly fought off Al Qaeda so he could rescue the AIDS vaccine. In fact, they both likely die from asphyxiation after draining all the air (and life) from the room. I need to crunch some numbers and make sure this scenario is correct. -SJ™
AussieOriginal		#6222	[-]
Posts: 2043 (12/14/09 09:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LMAO!! You people are so damn funny! More!
co coach		#6223	[-]
Posts: 673 (12/15/09 01:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The battle doesn't stop when their mortal bodies die. Coach and Sham will continue their epic battle of useless random, fighting for a spot in heaven. The loser goes to hell, where Satan will be endlessly tormented by Coach constantly throwing flaming rocks in an attempt to dragonslay him, or Sham stalking him throughout the river Styx forcing him to listen to her sob stories about how God is so 90210. Last Edited By: co coach 12/15/09 01:26 AM. Edited 1 times.
cateiz		#6224	[-]
Posts: 362 (12/15/09 01:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	River50 wrote: This thread just keeps getting even better, if that's possible. Oh it's possible. I can't wait until season 20.
SuperJude		#6225	[-]
Posts: 15801 (12/15/09 03:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think it's possible that Coachbag may be able to stop time. I don't know. When I was watching (for the few episodes before I started fast forwarding through his commentary) I remember thinking to myself while he talked "Jesus christ, this is REALLY dragging on here" so it's possible he was utilizing just a small portion of his time freezing abilities. That or he was just boring as fuck, but if he is able to slay Dragons and be mentioned in the same breath as warrior and legend SHAMBITCH, then we need to consider every possible angle before placing bets. -SJ™ Last Edited By: SuperJude 12/15/09 04:23 AM. Edited 1 times.
rennyat		#6226	[-]
Posts: 3272 (12/15/09 03:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The delusions of both will send the whole cast spiraling around the globe, going back in time to when Coachebag was lost at sea with one stick to propel his plank through the raging waters and Shambro was Leader of the Pack of Renton Washington dykes, her greatest achievement. The others will be lost in a time warp and will not have to witness any of this. Fingers crossed.
gervasemyman		#6227	[-]
Posts: 1621 (12/15/09 04:04 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	co coach wrote: her sob stories about how God is so 90210. alol.
JPOz		#6228	[-]
Posts: 447 (12/15/09 07:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: I think it's possible that Coachbag may be able to stop time. I don't know. When I was watching (for the few episodes before I started fast forwarding through his commentary) I remember thinking to myself while he talked "Jesus christ, this is REALLY dragging on here" so it's possible he was utilizing just a small portion of his time freezing abilities. That or he was just boring as fuck, but if he is able to slay Dragons and be mentioned in the same breath as warrior and legend SHAMBITCH, then we need to consider every possible angle before placing bets. -SJ™ He isn't gonna do some Rocky Horror "Let's Do The Time Warp Again" thing is he? With he and ShamboFella in drag? And Russhole or PoopArt in Gold Speedos? Are they really that desperate for ratings stunts?
AussieOriginal		#6229	[-]
Posts: 2045 (12/15/09 08:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	:lol
Mega64		#6230	[-]
Posts: 11917 (12/15/09 09:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
FishNChips		#6231	[-]
Posts: 400 (12/15/09 09:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: Yep nothing like discussing Coachbag's delusions and Shamu's crotch to really keep a thread alive! :P :P :P The sad truth is, Coachbag and Shamu would never get to the point of battle. Shamu would be sadly reminiscing about past family tragedies, talking about how her time cooking potatoes in the Marines really shaped who she was, while Coachbag pontificates about the time he single handedly fought off Al Qaeda so he could rescue the AIDS vaccine. In fact, they both likely die from asphyxiation after draining all the air (and life) from the room. I need to crunch some numbers and make sure this scenario is correct. -SJ™ Well said SJ, I could not have said it better myself. Pool party at my house. The boys are pressure cleaning it now. Merry Christmas to all and Happy Holidays to my non Christian Pals.
SurvivorArctic		#6232	[-]
Posts: 23661 (12/15/09 11:20 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts	QUIT YACKING AND GET IN TO VOTING FOR THIS AS THREAD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!!! ps how did I get an award named after me??????? lol
SuperJude		#6233	[-]
Posts: 15827 (12/15/09 12:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SurvivorArctic wrote: ps how did I get an award named after me??????? lol You done good! You done REAL good! That Twilight Zone line never gets old... Yours was the first name I thought of when I said "Jude, what if you named this in an ironic manner, who would be the least likely to win the Nobel Peace Prize?" :P -SJ™
SurvivorArctic		#6234	[-]
Posts: 23664 (12/15/09 02:03 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts	FIGURES!
JPOz		#6235	[-]
Posts: 657 (12/22/09 01:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Will Russhole be a Warrior or a Dark Gizard?
SuperJude		#6236	[-]
Posts: 16142 (12/22/09 01:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Let us not forget the original and greatest hate thread of 2009. -SJ™
BortBort		#6237	[-]
Posts: 1803 (12/23/09 07:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ Never Forever?
token lunatic		#6238	[-]
Posts: 28451 (12/23/09 08:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No matter what happens, Mama Kim and Scout will always be better players than Coach. WOOT!
SuperJude		#6239	[-]
Posts: 16336 (12/23/09 09:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BortBort wrote: ^ Never Forever? How has Will's hilarious fuck up in the Wizard thread not turned into an instant meme here? It was a great and amazing moment. -SJ™
garyw		#6240	[-]
Posts: 384 (12/28/09 08:34 PM) I don't take hints Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad Lol at the rumour that Coach is dating Jerri.

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