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Cuntella	Should I bang this "straight", Christian virgin?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 556 (12/15/09 01:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad I work with this dude who is somewhat into one of those Christian religions (I wanna say Episcopal but I haven't really asked so I can block it out) but is so fucking hot. I'm pretty sure he knows I want to bang/date him and I find myself matching his gaze sometimes. Should I just slap my mouth onto his one of these days? What are the pro/cons of this situation? I imagine making out with him but I can't imagine what comes next. Does he punch me? Do I finger his tight bottom? He's also a virgin according to workplace gossip. I don't know if it's true (he was in a band) but I thought he was heterosexual until I heard that.
hollybear141414		#1	[-]
Posts: 6754 (12/15/09 01:16 AM) Buttfucking ain't nothing Reply Quote More Recent Posts	like hells yeah!
BentMeat		#2	[-]
Posts: 213 (12/15/09 01:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't doubt that he has encountered sluts before. What makes you think that he would waste his vrginity on you?
Cuntella		#3	[-]
Posts: 558 (12/15/09 01:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Give me an opening line. I might just grab his ass when I'm kissing his cheek but it might take more finesse than that.
Cuntella		#4	[-]
Posts: 560 (12/15/09 01:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BentMeat wrote: I don't doubt that he has encountered sluts before. What makes you think that he would waste his vrginity on you? Oh, because he's actually a homofag and I'm really interesting and cute. My sluttiness is a non-issue.
BentMeat		#5	[-]
Posts: 214 (12/15/09 01:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	your sluttiness is the issue
jessica has spoken		#6	[-]
Posts: 7458 (12/15/09 01:35 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	the answer is yes
Cuntella		#7	[-]
Posts: 562 (12/15/09 01:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BentMeat wrote: your sluttiness is the issue I don't get it. He has no idea of my nature for spreading.
BentMeat		#8	[-]
Posts: 215 (12/15/09 01:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And it is most likely that he has no desire to know.
Cuntella		#9	[-]
Posts: 565 (12/15/09 02:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BentMeat wrote: And it is most likely that he has no desire to know. FAGGOT PROPAGANDA LIES!!!!!!!!
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#10	[-]
Posts: 2847 (12/15/09 04:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad hollybear141414 wrote: like hells yeah! Do anything holly says.
ImCrushingYourHead		#11	[-]
Posts: 5324 (12/15/09 05:20 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Be prepared for some clingy weirdness.
Meanpeoplesuck1		#12	[-]
Posts: 5479 (12/15/09 07:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Most definitely yes.
Mister Yuck		#13	[-]
Posts: 6489 (12/15/09 07:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	pics please
bluesboi		#14	[-]
Posts: 9790 (12/15/09 07:36 AM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I triple dog dare you!
Phuz1		#15	[-]
Posts: 4673 (12/15/09 07:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You break it, you own it.
Powers		#16	[-]
Posts: 6832 (12/15/09 07:50 AM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I work with this dude Don't piss where you eat...or something like that. If he IS a virgin, he becomes clingy and emotional and next thing you know you two are attached at the hip until one of you quits or gets fired. If he isn't a virgin and you two are compatible, it will change your working relationship and your friendly little gazes will lead into ill advised copy room sex, making out on the boss' desk, etc, until one of you quits or gets fired. Finally, if he's a one pump chump and you don't want to be bothered, those precious gazes into his eyes will quickly change into looks of shame and eye averting humiliation, not to mention the workplace gossip until one of you quits or gets fired. So let us know which one it is, and keep us posted!
Onno		#17	[-]
Posts: 5324 (12/15/09 08:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	wtf @ powers giving serious advice to a fag
Buggles73		#18	[-]
Posts: 27763 (12/15/09 08:53 AM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fellate a microwaved pogo stick in front of him in the breakroom. Gauge his reaction.
Sloansalad		#19	[-]
Posts: 5437 (12/15/09 09:12 AM) Demanding little fucker Reply Quote More Recent Posts	buggles is clearly speaking from experience
hamdingers		#20	[-]
Posts: 2550 (12/15/09 09:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad How the hell do you fit a Pogo Stick into a microwave?

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