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frisbeehead |
Best Ways To Execute A Criminal |
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I've long thought that throwing them out of an airplane over the ocean would remove some of the messiness.
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Vegazguy |
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fuck em in the asshole. that ought to learn them.
every day. |
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2old4MTV |
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Dump them on a deserted island and forget about them. I hear Australia is nice this time of year.
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squashthebeef |
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paper cuts. Millions of 'em. Especailly across the peehole.
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frisbeehead |
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Judge: "I sentence you to die by lethal paper cuts. May God not spare your wenis."
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johnnymullet |
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Why not have inmate survivor. It could be pay per view. Put death row in a steel cage grudge match!
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StatelyWayneManor |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjZB97QFFps ...combination coke can/steamroller
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4568 (12/15/09 02:55 PM) Registered User |
squashthebeef wrote: Now that's just mean. |
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youfist |
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harvest their skin for lampshades and soap
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Powers |
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Inmate justice is always nicw.
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frisbeehead |
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Then there's the "Michael Vick" - hooking them up to a pitbull rape post.
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Anne Boleyn |
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Typically, the resulting five parts (i.e., the four quarters of the body and the head) were gibbeted (put on public display) in different parts of the city, town, or, in famous cases, in the country, to deter would-be traitors who had not seen the execution. After 1814, the convict would be hanged until dead and the mutilation would be performed post-mortem. Gibbeting was later abolished in England in 1843, while drawing and quartering was abolished in 1870. There is debate among modern historians about whether "drawing" referred to the dragging to the place of execution or the disembowelling, but since two different words are used in the official documents detailing the trial of William Wallace ("detrahatur" for drawing as a method of transport, and "devaletur" for disembowelment), there is no doubt that the subjects of the punishment were disembowelled.[5] Judges delivering sentence at the Old Bailey also seemed to have had some confusion over the term "drawn", and some sentences are summarized as "Drawn, Hanged and Quartered". Nevertheless, the sentence was often recorded quite explicitly. For example, the record of the trial of Thomas Wallcot, John Rouse, William Hone and William Blake for offences against the king, on 12 July 1683 (see Rye House Plot ) concludes as follows:
The Oxford English Dictionary notes both meanings of drawn: "To draw out the viscera or the like, to the place of execution". It states that "In many cases of executions it is uncertain [which of these senses of drawn] is meant. The presumption is that where drawn is mentioned after hanged, the sense is [the second meaning]."[7] The condemned man would usually be sentenced to the short drop method of hanging, so that the neck would not break. The man was usually dragged alive to the quartering table, although in some cases men were brought to the table dead or unconscious. A splash of water was usually employed to wake the man if unconscious, then he was laid down on the table. A large cut was made in the gut after removing the genitalia, and the intestines would be spooled out on a device that resembled a dough roller. Each piece of organ would be burned before the sufferer's eyes, and when he was completely disembowelled, his head would be cut off. The body would then be cut into four pieces, and the king would decide where they were to be displayed. Usually the head was sent to the Tower of London and, as in the case of William Wallace, the other four pieces were sent to different parts of the country. The head was generally par-boiled in brine to preserve the appearance of the head in display, while the quarters were more often prepared in pitch, for longer-lasting deterrent displays. |
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dmb154678 |
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the electric chair is a bitch, from what i hear. they practically seal your ass up first, because that shits just flying. also explains the whole "sparky
in a seperate room" thing. cooked shit=not a good memory.
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Citizen Postal |
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Blindfolded and shoved off a building just a few feet too short to kill you from the fall. Leave the bodies at the landing site a single, thin layer deep.
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WiscBadger95 |
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Slowly and painfully to entertain the drooling masses.
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patrickofthewhite |
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If by best you mean "most humane" ... single-injection euthanasia.
If by best you mean "most colorful" ... perhaps some flaying/evisceration combo? Oh, and lots of boiling tar. |
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star jumper |
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johnnymullet wrote: Put them in a Battle Royale type situation. 48 hours, one survivor or they all die. |
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Cuntella |
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A long, boring life where they're forced to face their demons?
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MakePaulaCry |
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Sawing
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WiscBadger95 |
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MakePaulaCry wrote:
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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You shall be beheaded and your head placed upon a pike.
On a fish, Norfolk? On a spike pike madame. |
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