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In this thread, us pathetic posters bitch and complain about love/life

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ScruffyGuy		#81	[-]
Posts: 11668 (12/15/09 03:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad So cannot be bothered to read most of this. A quick scan tells me that you should DELETE YOUR BLOG. At the very least, NEVER tell a prospective date that you have this blog. You have dreadlocks? Seriously? You know what dreadlocks say to a potential mate? They say: "I don't give a flying fuck about anything." Giving you some REAL advice here, dude. Get rid of the dreads if you want someone to go down on your dick. Grooming is EVERYTHING. It speaks to the man inside, not just what's on the outside. I am not shitting. I'm a fat, ugly fuck and I've had more sex than ANYONE here, I'll wager. I present myself as CLEAN and no one ever suspects the syphilis lurking within.
Bulletin Bored		#82	[-]
Posts: 21116 (12/15/09 03:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ScruffyGuy wrote: You have dreadlocks? Seriously? You know what dreadlocks say to a potential mate? They say: "I don't give a flying fuck about anything." lol Seriously?
Mister Yuck		#83	[-]
Posts: 6513 (12/15/09 03:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	how are scruffy and grooming compatible?
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#84	[-]
Posts: 852 (12/15/09 03:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think he's seropositive
ScruffyGuy		#85	[-]
Posts: 11670 (12/15/09 03:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Only fucks things with four legs.
Onno		#86	[-]
Posts: 5335 (12/15/09 03:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	he gets a hair cut every 2 weeks O_o
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#87	[-]
Posts: 853 (12/15/09 03:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ONNO START THE LADY GAGA 2010 OFFICIAL THREAD
GlamsSlam		#88	[-]
Posts: 4326 (12/15/09 03:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	well I am certainly not renting a room to that dude! There was a charming black fellow on All My Children a few years ago and he had the dreads.. he was attractive. But I think that is about it. Or that boy on American Idol.. Jason? He would have to be older but doable still.
Vegazguy		#89	[-]
Posts: 22445 (12/15/09 03:22 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	vanillaslave wrote: DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR! DO NOT DIE YOUR HAIR! Any of these fucks who say different are just jealous freaks who wished they looked like you. ahem. we're trying to help him here. not sabotage him. now back to our regularly scheduled rant.
ZombieLinda		#90	[-]
Posts: 9181 (12/15/09 03:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad i think i'm going to try out white person dreadlocks so i can win the heart of someone as amazing as this
Bulletin Bored		#91	[-]
Posts: 21117 (12/15/09 03:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ScruffyGuy wrote: Only fucks things with four legs. Yeah, cause that's exactly what Yeaster looks like.
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#92	[-]
Posts: 854 (12/15/09 03:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts
CBRetriever		#93	[-]
Posts: 30620 (12/15/09 03:26 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I always thought yeaster was attractive - and I like the new photo better (I don't facebook, so I can't see the others)
Bulletin Bored		#94	[-]
Posts: 21118 (12/15/09 03:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The NewNow all around her is a nice touch. Onno, make the fucking thread already or I will.
ZombieLinda		#95	[-]
Posts: 9182 (12/15/09 03:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	it was the dreads that helped this fella secure his spot as kermit the frog's replacement
Yeaster		#96	[-]
Posts: 7674 (12/15/09 03:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ScruffyGuy wrote: So cannot be bothered to read most of this. A quick scan tells me that you should DELETE YOUR BLOG. At the very least, NEVER tell a prospective date that you have this blog. You have dreadlocks? Seriously? You know what dreadlocks say to a potential mate? They say: "I don't give a flying fuck about anything." Giving you some REAL advice here, dude. Get rid of the dreads if you want someone to go down on your dick. Grooming is EVERYTHING. It speaks to the man inside, not just what's on the outside. I am not shitting. I'm a fat, ugly fuck and I've had more sex than ANYONE here, I'll wager. I present myself as CLEAN and no one ever suspects the syphilis lurking within. Yes. My blog is the first thing I show people who I'm interested in dating. GTFOOH! Are you mad?!?!?!?! And dreadlocks AREN'T bad if you take care of them, which I do. No one has a problem with my hair. Without it, I would just be another face in the crowd, imo. I've shown my friends my blog, but they're my friends and we're all geeks, so it's okay. And if anyone has a problem with my hobbies, then they're not worth my time anyways. It's all Yeaster, or no Yeaster
Bulletin Bored		#97	[-]
Posts: 21119 (12/15/09 03:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Now...that's all well and good, Yeaster but if you're going to have that attitude, don't start threads about how shitty your love life is. Just be you and go about your business and eventually you'll find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Basically if you want something right now, you might have to change a few things about yourself.
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#98	[-]
Posts: 858 (12/15/09 03:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ZombieLinda wrote: it was the dreads that helped this fella secure his spot as kermit the frog's replacement Actually thats a dead ringer for Yeastie. Hes all lippy and squash-faced.
Vegazguy		#99	[-]
Posts: 22448 (12/15/09 03:39 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yeaster can you post a picture of you? we need a full frontal so we can do an analysis. k? by full frontal i mean your face. thought i'd make that clear. we then will dress you up with different hairstyles and we'll let the hair do the talking. kthnxbi.
Yeaster		#100	[-]
Posts: 7675 (12/15/09 03:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad Bulletin Bored wrote: Now...that's all well and good, Yeaster but if you're going to have that attitude, don't start threads about how shitty your love life is. Just be you and go about your business and eventually you'll find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Basically if you want something right now, you might have to change a few things about yourself. I know I have to make changes. But the general consensus seems to be "change absolutely everything about yourself," which I couldn't do if I wanted to. Vega, I'm at work so my access to certain sites are limited, but the link to my facebook is in my profile. You can look at that if you want. Last Edited By: Yeaster 12/15/09 03:47 PM. Edited 1 times.

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