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kabulujug	If you were on Survivor, how can you make your season interesting?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 11 (12/16/09 01:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Remove this ad A lot of people would love to get in the show...but the truth is unless you can make good TV your chances of getting in the show are 1 in a mil...so let's have this thread to express our feelings as to how can we be gold for an upcoming season of Survivor...you can either talk about how smart you're going to be, how you would love to be a villain or a hero, how much eyecandy your worth, how much of a bitch you can be, or how shitty you can be so that even Probst will hate you... here's my take, I'm not worth any eyecandy but I do say I'd love to stir the whole show by doing a little pre-game magic, possibly something that has to do with hidden immunity idols...maybe put 5 fake ones into circulation, all with clues and everything...obviously a combination of wit and craftsmanship can fool just about any castaway when it comes to idols...and to seal the deal, let's revive the alphabet strategy but make it intelligent enough for the whole world to understand
Thailandsurvivor		#1	[-]
Posts: 8964 (12/16/09 01:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nice try, but judging by Samoa, you have a better chance at getting on Survivor if you can't make good TV.
beatles20147		#2	[-]
Posts: 12596 (12/16/09 01:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	kabulujug wrote: A lot of people would love to get in the show...but the truth is unless you can make good TV your chances of getting in the show are 1 in a mil Pfft, that's one way to get on the show, but walking around/waiting for a bus/hanging out at a taco stand in LA is clearly the only foolproof method to guarantee yourself a spot. I'd like to say that I would want to find the hidden idol and then throw it into the fire in front of everyone but they would probably assume it was fake and I doubt I'd have the balls to go through with that. One thing I can promise is that I would call Jeff "Jeffrey" at every opportunity to see how long it takes before he flips out (my guess would be the second time).
ThrowMeGabon		#3	[-]
Posts: 1156 (12/16/09 01:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd go for the libby atheist with no soul archetype. It would be interesting and they've never had it on the show. Like Survivor Dr. Will without the doctorate...and I figure acting genuinely interested in the game and the million dollars would put me above 90% of current casts.
kabulujug		#4	[-]
Posts: 13 (12/16/09 01:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	beatles20147 wrote: kabulujug wrote: A lot of people would love to get in the show...but the truth is unless you can make good TV your chances of getting in the show are 1 in a mil Pfft, that's one way to get on the show, but walking around/waiting for a bus/hanging out at a taco stand in LA is clearly the only foolproof method to guarantee yourself a spot. I'd like to say that I would want to find the hidden idol and then throw it into the fire in front of everyone but they would probably assume it was fake and I doubt I'd have the balls to go through with that. One thing I can promise is that I would call Jeff "Jeffrey" at every opportunity to see how long it takes before he flips out (my guess would be the second time). The thing about the LA strategy is you have to be a potential eyecandy, if you look like Randy from Gabon then they wouldn't possibly pick you...I like the Jeffrey thing, for sure he'd be gunning for you the moment you go to TC hahaha...
SuperJude		#5	[-]
Posts: 15837 (12/16/09 04:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's all about the camera. Some people have "it", others come across like they are trying wayyyy too hard. My wish were I to give a fuck about getting on Survivor would be to literally talk somebody into quitting or cause somebody to meltdown in an EPIC manner. -SJ™
JLK Name		#6	[-]
Posts: 2633 (12/16/09 06:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm just gonna be me. I'm gonna show to the people of America who this person truly is! I don't care if you hate me or love me. As long as I can get tons of screentime.
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#7	[-]
Posts: 2858 (12/16/09 06:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If you just going to be you, I can already tell you are going to get little screentime, because you aren't a Russell.
Olmec Donald		#8	[-]
Posts: 1212 (12/16/09 06:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would make the season interesting by attempting to smuggle hash onto the island, and channelling Cao Boi by telling freakish stories. I'd also bring celebratory dancing back to Survivor, kinda like Big Tom and Lydia. beatles20147 wrote: Pfft, that's one way to get on the show, but walking around/waiting for a bus/hanging out at a taco stand in LA is clearly the only foolproof method to guarantee yourself a spot. I'd like to say that I would want to find the hidden idol and then throw it into the fire in front of everyone but they would probably assume it was fake and I doubt I'd have the balls to go through with that. One thing I can promise is that I would call Jeff "Jeffrey" at every opportunity to see how long it takes before he flips out (my guess would be the second time). This is why beatles is my favorite poster. Great post. Last Edited By: Olmec Donald 12/16/09 06:36 AM. Edited 1 times.
MajorTom		#9	[-]
Posts: 1599 (12/16/09 06:36 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd make the season interesting in whatever way the editors wanted me to. Plus I'd probably argue alot because it's my favourite hobby.
JLK Name		#10	[-]
Posts: 2642 (12/16/09 06:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Remove this ad GoHomeAndEatYoRice wrote: If you just going to be you, I can already tell you are going to get little screentime, because you aren't a Russell. Why because I'm sexy and likeable like Brett....
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#11	[-]
Posts: 2859 (12/16/09 07:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JLK Name wrote: GoHomeAndEatYoRice wrote: If you just going to be you, I can already tell you are going to get little screentime, because you aren't a Russell. Why because I'm sexy and likeable like Brett.... Yup! ^_^ Only the fat and ugly gets shown now-a-days.
BortBort		#12	[-]
Posts: 1742 (12/16/09 07:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MajorTom wrote: I'd make the season interesting in whatever way the editors wanted me to. Plus I'd probably argue alot because it's my favourite hobby. I'm gonna have to agree with this. And constantly bait people slash yank their chain so they get pissed off and explode in front of everyone. Not for strategy, just for my own amusement.
Serendipity		#13	[-]
Posts: 12 (12/16/09 08:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would say I have dreams from God.... Or paint Jeff's name in a little heart on my face.... Or maybe go to TC and explain that I had a dream from God saying Jeffrey and I were meant to get married. And if all else fails, get naked.
TroubleInTampa		#14	[-]
Posts: 6153 (12/16/09 10:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stripping naked and getting the blur treatment is sure to make you the subject of conversation around the water cooler.
El Hutch		#15	[-]
Posts: 2012 (12/16/09 10:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When everyone is asleep during a rainstorm, I would pee on them.
Hippochinfat		#16	[-]
Posts: 467 (12/16/09 11:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would occasionly make snarky comments behind a person's back to the camera, only when they did something I really disapprove of though.
WylDawg		#17	[-]
Posts: 21339 (12/16/09 11:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would tell my tribe that I'm a hotshot celebrity defense attorney who lives in Beverly Hills and pulls in more than 2 million a year and has more degrees than a thermometer. Then in my confessionals I would admit that I'm just a blue-collared worker who makes less than average income.
GrenadeJumper85		#18	[-]
Posts: 14897 (12/16/09 11:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If I were on Survivor I wouldn't be worried about trying to be entertaining, I'd be worried about trying to win.
Eugene Schwindlemyer		#19	[-]
Posts: 1949 (12/16/09 12:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One, I would be Gay, that seems to get you on the show. Two, I would go part of the time nakked Three, I would try to sleep with other players. four, I would mess with the heads of other players Five, I would try to give up a drug addiction during the filming. Oh wait, all that shit has laready been done.
smellofawoman		#20	[-]
Posts: 549 (12/16/09 12:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Remove this ad Three, I would try to sleep with other players. Women like Scunt and Manise need some lovin'.

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