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Lawman with Steven Seagal: Teaching us how to be good Zen Practitioners.

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dragonfly8		#41	[-]
Posts: 359 (12/16/09 03:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad So he lives in Metairie? I was trying to figure out where he might live- maybe near the Lake and Al Copeland's house? Obviously Newell the Noodle is okay with it; I think he showed up in one of the first episodes. Too bad Harry Lee can't make a cameo because I did like his no-nonsense take on crime. Beats the hell out of Reilly next door!
GlamsSlam		#42	[-]
Posts: 4329 (12/16/09 03:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This man is a RENAISSANCE man!! The blues are in his soul. The soul of a white zen actor master born in California. Robert Johnson is relieved to know that the roots of his music is in this man's soul. My understanding is BB King is hanging up Lucille after hearing Steven. This man will SAVE America!!
alexineruby		#43	[-]
Posts: 3798 (12/16/09 03:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen this show and I live in New Orleans. One of my ex coworkers said if she ever got pulled over by him she wouldn't be able to quit giggling
Fluffynurse		#44	[-]
Posts: 17371 (12/16/09 04:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah, alexine. Hang out on the West Bank around the elevated exp-way or over on Lapalco & watch out for the2 black utility vehicles. I guess they won't let him ride in a marked car. Tonight there's 2 new episodes.
dottstar		#45	[-]
Posts: 984 (12/16/09 10:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GlamsSlam wrote: snip Look very closely at the credits in between your studying the martial arts.. he is an "HONORARY" deputy marshall.... which explains why he rides in a unmarked vehicle and 20 other cops immediately are there the second he falls I mean heaves, I mean pours, lifts? I don't know how he gets out of the vehicle.. he can't touch these people.... Back away negro people from the car I have studied the martial arts!!! Ha, ha. An honorary deputy title makes him a Lawman?! The remark he made in the commercial stating he'd been a deputy for 20 years puzzled me ssince I didn't understand how he'd hold down a RL job that most folks only get two weeks vacation a year so when was he finding time to be a superstar of the movie world. Now I see. Admittedly I've not seen any of his movies from start to finish but it seems that what little of them I did see he was the same big ham without the ability to emote. Making this show makes it seem he's fallen that down to the lowest rank of the Hollyweird caste system I don't know how I'd be able to bear watching him after seeing the OTT ads with his spouting some fruit cake philosophy. In the commercials his attitude tries to imply we all can sleep better now that he's keeping the streets safe. I don't think I could handle any more then a minute of his delusional back patting. Why is he doing this reality show anyways? No movies for him to ham up? Blew through all his movie dough and has no other skills to pay his bills other then having a camera in his face?
SurvivorArctic		#46	[-]
Posts: 23681 (12/16/09 10:07 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You are not a good Zen practioner. GO AWAY. ::lotus position::
SurvivorArctic		#47	[-]
Posts: 23684 (12/17/09 01:07 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad omg the new episodes are gold.
Fluffynurse		#48	[-]
Posts: 17378 (12/17/09 02:59 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Really gold! I didn't realize he filmed this only 9 months after Harry Lee died. Damn, he couldn't even let the worms get to Harry's body before he took over. (Or tried to look like he took over.) It's funny that most of the JP officers are embarrassed by him. Shit, I'M embarrassed for him. But this is great for the belly laughs. Dude almost gets his head blown off but he's freaking over Steven Segal.
morlockx15		#49	[-]
Posts: 1230 (12/17/09 09:12 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Give the guy credit. He's out there making a contribution. I'd like to see Sandra Bullock fight crime.
Cammie		#50	[-]
Posts: 901 (12/17/09 10:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Crap, I forgot this came on last night. Oh well, I'll have to catch a repeat hopefully. I live in Jefferson parish so I'm loving this show. I love the fact that he's got the accent down pat! Too funny.
Tigernanama		#51	[-]
Posts: 1758 (04/15/10 05:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Seagal is getting sued. Kayden Nguyen is saying that Steven Seagal hired her as a personal assistant and flew her down to New Orleans. When she got there, it was quickly made clear that "personal assistant" actually meant "portable docking station for Steven Seagal's penis". The lawsuit claims Seagal assaulted her on at least three occasions before she was able to get away, and that he refused to return the stuff she had to leave behind to escape unless she signed a statement saying she wouldn't report the assaults. "Nguyen's lawsuit said she could identify a 'unique physiological reaction' that Seagal has to sexual arousal, which could be corroborated by the other "attendants." The suit did not specify what that reaction is."
morlockx15		#52	[-]
Posts: 1400 (04/15/10 07:27 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Complete BS. Typical scorned woman. Stars should realize it is safer to stick to prostitutes.
MonkeeSpanker		#53	[-]
Posts: 1619 (04/15/10 08:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would love to see a show where Seagal bangs his bitches and treats them like the whores they are. Let them all be Russians though, I have no use for Asian ho's.
Johnny Powers		#54	[-]
Posts: 1350 (10/06/10 04:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad Bump for tonight's season 2 premiere. Anyone pumped up for it?

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