...have the nicest legs. It's like a yummy job requirement.
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Posts: 45993 (12/16/09 02:18 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
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underYa |
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Posts: 1218 (12/16/09 02:43 PM) Registered User |
You mean fat?
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 12189 (12/16/09 02:48 PM) It's all about Winston |
Our guy is super attractive and fit. He has the most beautiful smile. I'm glad my hubby restores cars because car parts are delivered every week!
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Posts: 11686 (12/16/09 02:59 PM) Registered User |
I've seen some nasty ones rolling around town in the summer in their shorty-shorts with the doors open on their trucks.
But about 50% are doable. The new mailman here... now HE is one hot fuck. Big nose, too. |
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2843 (12/16/09 03:00 PM) Registered User |
My brother is a UPS driver.
Ohhhh the stories I hear. |
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Posts: 35189 (12/16/09 03:04 PM) Sexy asshole |
when they get promoted to feeder they go to fat in about 6 months. unless they're those naturally gross beanpole types.
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Posts: 5423 (12/16/09 03:13 PM) Not what you think |
I had 2 UPS guys today. The driver dropped one guy off at the road and drove off and left him!
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Powers |
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Posts: 6872 (12/16/09 03:14 PM) Total manwhore |
I certainly hope you cleaned up in between having them.
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Posts: 3568 (12/16/09 03:16 PM) |
The UPS guy who delivers to my neighborhood parks his truck at one end, loads up a dolly with boxes and pushes it down the street to deliver everything.
Is that a new gas-saving mandate from corporate or is he just trying to keep his girlish figure? |
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Voodidit |
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Posts: 5424 (12/16/09 03:53 PM) Not what you think |
I had just gotten out of the shower when the second one arrived!
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Mom HOLIO |
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Posts: 930 (12/16/09 03:59 PM) Registered Adult
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Mine is a lazy asshole. He stands at the street and throws the packages up to the porch. So far, he has made it on the porch. I guess the package hitting the
door constitutes knocking and letting you know that there is a package.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11697 (12/16/09 04:03 PM) Registered User |
They don't care, especially at Christmas.
My guy has been flinging my stuff on the ground. Can't even bother with the porch. And, yes -- no knocking. They pull up, toss my purchases and haul ass. |
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rugslug |
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Posts: 7408 (12/16/09 04:04 PM) Registered user |
the other day I got a UPS delivery. I was standing in front of my house and the truck which had a driver and a passenger slowed down. The passenger jumped
out with the package and handed it to me while the driver kept the truck moving slowly. The passenger ran and jumped into the truck while it was still moving.
It was an amazing display of efficiency!
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Voodidit |
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Posts: 5426 (12/16/09 04:07 PM) Not what you think |
That's what happened here, only the driver took off really fast and the other dude just wandered up the road!
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 6545 (12/16/09 04:43 PM) I'm not drunk
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UPS used to be really great but the quality seems to have dropped off lately. Everyone that works there is just lazy and moronic. That sucks, because my next
door neighbor when I growing up worked there, and I remember the moms all gossiping about him since he was in shape. It all went downhill when Mr. Comeau
retired.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 22504 (12/16/09 04:48 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
you fukcin' WHORE. can't you ever post something not about you drooling over someone's caulk?
fuck. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 6546 (12/16/09 04:50 PM) I'm not drunk
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I wasn't drooling, the desperate housewives of Vernon Hill were. Sheesh, I was a little kid, ya sick bastid!
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 22505 (12/16/09 04:52 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
Shagnanigans wrote: i was referring to the thread starter. eye rollllllllll |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 6548 (12/16/09 05:04 PM) I'm not drunk
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Oh.
 In that case, pay no attention to the Eli Roth thread where I will soon be obsessing over his caulk.
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APG |
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Posts: 8846 (12/16/09 05:44 PM) Registered User |
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Bulletin Bored |
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