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If you were on Survivor, how can you make your season interesting?
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Posts: 67 (12/16/09 01:12 PM) |
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kabulujug |
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Posts: 17 (12/16/09 01:23 PM) |
WylDawg wrote: that's an interesting twist but what exactly do you like the castaways to think of you?... |
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LOLABINGO |
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Posts: 8026 (12/16/09 01:30 PM) |
I would suck at this show. Now, I would be cast as the older woman fodder, but back in the day, if cast, it would have been as eye-candy, innocent babe in the
woods, most likely to end up fucking someone on the show. I would give good confessionals, as I am pretty damn good at analysis and can tell truths in a very
funny, droll way.
I would look for idols from day one, I have always wondered why people haven't done that. Who cares if I "wasted" my time looking all over? What else should I be doing? I would be very good at the survivor stuff, food, shelter, and all that. I probably would be pretty good at swimming, logic, puzzles, anything involving targets, and the obstacle course stuff, but suck at endurance, strength, and I don't excel at working as a t.eam. People would trust me, and betray me pretty easily, since I am too gullible, far too often. Unless I shot off my mouth (good chance of that, especially if someone was bullying someone) I would probably make jury. I would probably gather in the strays and be the leader of the "bad news bears" of the cast. Until they screwed me over, which they would, and probably without breaking a sweat. |
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Serendipity |
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Posts: 13 (12/16/09 02:25 PM) |
El Hutch wrote: I would make an alliance with this guy. |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 10018 (12/16/09 02:42 PM) Registered user |
I'm a strange fellow. My natural anti charisma would certainly get me noticed. :)
And I'd burn down Exile Island. Literally. So many people threaten to burn down their camp or whatever, but I'd be the first crazy person to actually follow through on their threats. |
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kabulujug |
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Posts: 21 (12/16/09 03:46 PM) |
Dr Will Hatch two point oh wrote:I thought the "burn down the camp" saying was actually doing a social havoc around camp |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 10022 (12/16/09 04:00 PM) Registered user |
kabulujug wrote: So much that did for Royry and whoever else made such claims. Like I've said a million times before, my beef is with the producers of the show, not the castaways. They're just background characters for my display of egomania. |
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rennyat |
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Posts: 3274 (12/16/09 04:34 PM) |
When my tribe lost a RC or an IC, I'd get down in the sand and throw a fit. I'd sling sand all over my tribemates, blubbering that they are useless
pieces of shit. This would continue until I was forced to march back to camp. At camp I'd be overcome with the vapors and insist that someone rub my feet
and massage my temples. I wouldn't learn their names but would call the guys Bub and the girls Gal. Bet I'd last to merge, where I'd start it all
over again.
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Riliss |
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Posts: 6479 (12/16/09 05:16 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Things I've always wanted to see on survivor, that I guess I'd do:
Burn down the camp Eat all the/steal all the/destroy all the food. Toss random votes at people every time I knew someone was for sure going home Shit inside tree mail Constantly be nude, and I'd make sure to chub up or even go full bone around the gay guys just to fuck with them Vote off the smart people above everything else edited to add a few more ideas: Claim to be a casting agent Pretend to be super religious
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12/16/09 05:22 PM.
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kabulujug |
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Posts: 22 (12/16/09 05:19 PM) |
Riliss wrote:Coach almost beat you to this 
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 1152 (12/16/09 05:59 PM) |
JLK Name wrote: Having the first gay showmance in Survivor history will not win you many fans. I picture you as Chet version 2... |
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thrown away rubbish |
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Posts: 126 (12/16/09 07:35 PM) |
I'd do what every other half assed mactor does, say that I did stuff "behind the scenes" then get a shitty edit. Holy shit, Kelly had tattoos?
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rabbitzy |
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Posts: 1475 (12/16/09 08:55 PM) Registered User |
Well so far I would vote for Beatles' "jeffrey" performance and Riliss' shitting in tree mail shenanigan
for getting the most views and coos. I like Riliss' pretend to be super religious one too; I would love to see someone do that. (Pretending the be a
casting agent is just smart!!)
I am not that creative. However, I would like to wear a "Thanks Julie" t-shirt (ala BB Howie on Allstars) in order to protest the fact that Chenbot was robbed by Jeffrey for the best reality host award this year. You know he knows he didn't deserve that shit (ONE live show per season compared to at LEAST one live show every WEEK? while preggers? come the fuck on.). |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 45999 (12/16/09 09:05 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Make "suggestions" and form "ideas" and unleash them on other people to capitalize on so it makes them think they are the ones actually
carrying out the plot.
Phrases like "you could..." and " A good thing for you to do is..." will be used a few number of times. Telling them what to do is a good way to shoot yourself in the foot. Hold the gun, but let them shoot.
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MajorTom |
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Posts: 1605 (12/16/09 09:13 PM) |
I'd say things like "this person needs to go to make our tribe stronger", no matter who's actually going, and "I don't know who
I'm voting for til I get to Tribal Council". Also tell the camera that "my heads on the chopping block" whenever possible.
Generic terms like these would surely make me as interesting and dynamic as the players thoughtfully cast in the last few seasons! :O |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 46000 (12/16/09 09:18 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
MajorTom wrote: That's a dumb thing say. It creates conflict that didn't have to be created in the first place and then it puts a target on your ass. The others might be second guessing how you feel about them and distrust you. You'd be gone before merge. I don't know who I'm voting for til I get to Tribal Council Yea, Dolly and Qwisty said that too. |
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4569 (12/16/09 09:28 PM) Registered User |
Instigate a power-shift, even if I was leader of the majority alliance. I'd make sure the phrase "I'm jumping ship" was spoken on camera -
it's bound to be that episode's title. I'd justify it by saying the minority alliance were better people, even though it's a blatant grab for
screen time.
Pre-merge, start at least one screaming match with someone I know for sure is going home. When and if I eventually did get voted off, I'd snap my torch in two, take it Jeff and hold it in my hand while he snuffed it out. Then I'd either punch him or give him a huge sloppy kiss, and refuse to do any re-shoots. At the final TC, (assuming I was on the jury) I'd slam both contestants, say neither were worthy of my vote and abstain. I could only hope there was a 3-3 tie. |
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kabulujug |
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Posts: 24 (12/16/09 11:00 PM) |
when in confessionals:
always use the words "chopping block", "vulnerable", "I don't know who I'm gonna vote for", "its hard to make a decision"....the keywords of Survivor
then when in tribal council instead of heating off with a tribemate, just go and gun for Jeff, call him a douchebag or something... then when he indicates it's time to play the idol, abruptly stand up, point to the ground and say "cockroach"
and if that doesn't get you airtime...just strip at TC
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River50 |
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Posts: 414 (12/16/09 11:03 PM) |
Riliss wrote:Ohhhh, I like this one - you could pull a fake Lill and show up in the clerical clothing that priests wear. |
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cateiz |
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Posts: 380 (12/16/09 11:44 PM) |
River50 wrote: or maybe a Rabbi.
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