Few things can compare to Matt being a prison bitch, but last night's episode was in keeping with the strangeness that is this show. Fat nudists in the
clinic, Fat Kimber, Christian fucking a fat woman in the office, Nipless Barbie and Ken, dream sequences....Classic NIP/TUCK.
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Posts: 21604 (12/03/09 10:19 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 5086 (12/03/09 01:28 PM) Registered User |
McWolcott wrote: As a man, I see no humor whatsoever in not having a dick but having someone willing to give you a blowy, but not having the means to. It wasn't quite as outrageous as the past couple weeks I agree, but at some point they have to build up a little bit. I thought they did good with the episode contained storylines, that blonde chick had very nice tittays, it actually worked that they 'took off' the nips because then we could see the whole boob and how well they sat. How is nobody mentioning Ken and GI Joe packing eachother's fudge? That was the highlight of the episode, well that and Fat Kimber stopping sex to get some food. |
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Posts: 1121 (12/08/09 07:00 AM) |
I didn't find the fat Kimber the least bit amusing. What would have been great is if they would have brought in Gwyneth Paltrow in her Shallow Hal
character to cavort w/Christian.
I am dying to see what's up with Matt and Erika. |
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Posts: 2238 (12/08/09 08:12 AM) Registered User |
I didn't like the episode at all- TOO weird. But at least I was able to watch- the prisons scenes last week were tooo toooooo much. *shudder* and the
giving Matt breast implants talk, made me want to call a therapist.
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Posts: 10682 (12/09/09 10:44 PM) Registered User |
Ugh, I need a shower. That whole party scene really skeeved me out.
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Posts: 6112 (12/09/09 10:58 PM) |
I feel.....lost. Sean has a brother?
 . I dont remember the episode where he was introduced/storyline he was involved in.
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Posts: 10683 (12/09/09 11:01 PM) Registered User |
I'm pretty sure he has never been on or mentioned before. And Christian? Holy hell, I predict a spectacular meltdown is coming. Very dark.
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Posts: 5193 (12/10/09 02:08 AM) Registered User |
Yeah, he's going to implode soon.
That party scene was pretty damn bad. I knew there was something to it. I didn't think it was an incest party type thing, but it is Nip/Tuck. I thought they were just lovers/fudgepackers or something. That was stupid of Christian to give the 400k to the kid. He said he still felt like his father loved him, he will probably go back to his father so he can get fucked in the ass in front of gay druggies some more. |
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Posts: 6114 (12/10/09 09:14 AM) |
After Matt fucked his sister, the incest thing for N/T didnt surprise me. We have 10 episodes left to go!
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Posts: 5195 (12/10/09 10:35 AM) Registered User |
Oh nothing on this show 'surprises me' but I would say this is a couple steps above the half sister thing. They didn't know about it at the time,
and they were consenting, not to mention they weren't doing it in front of a crowd.
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Posts: 12889 (12/10/09 11:52 AM) mwah |
I found the epi grim...
I liked it! |
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Posts: 1295 (12/11/09 01:21 PM) Registered user |
Anyone remember that drink that Christian was making for himself and the kid? A Siberian Surf or something like that? It sounded awesome!
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Posts: 614 (12/16/09 10:36 PM) |
I am not a squeamish person, but the surgery they did on Cam (from Modern Family) really tested my gag reflux.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10745 (12/16/09 10:46 PM) Registered User |
OMG, I'm so damn happy the tatted bad guy from season one is returning. He was my favorite N/T character ever. And hot in really dirty kind of way.
And Matt continues to increase his loser quotient every week, how is that possible? |
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Posts: 372 (12/16/09 10:52 PM) |
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Posts: 14706 (12/17/09 08:42 AM) Registered user |
matt needs to get those implants his prison hubby wanted and then diaf while he is tossing his salad.
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Posts: 887 (12/17/09 09:55 AM) Registered User |
Did they just try to retcon Matt killing that other dude in jail? The entire episode, they were discussing freeing Matt as if he was only convicted of theft.
I don't know if it is the intended interpretation, but I thought Matt did something thoughtful in lying to Sean and Christian. He did not want them to have to live with killing an innocent man, so he lied. Was that what it was supposed to be? Or was it meant to be Matt being a prick and lying so Sean and Christian don't pussy out and save Wesley, hence overturning Matt's freedom deal. |
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Posts: 14708 (12/17/09 10:10 AM) Registered user |
the only thing matt has ever been thoughtful about is saving his sorry ass. thank goodness he spared his fathers thinking they were killing an innocent man
the whole premise that they would give him lipo and a tummy tuck in order to execute him is ridiculous but then again, it's nip tuck. |
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Posts: 5360 (12/18/09 03:59 PM) Registered User |
I don't get why they would do a tummy tuck. I would think the lipo would be sufficient, I thought the tummy tuck was just so that it wasn't all gross
like. I guess it could have just been the weight of the skin also.
So are we as the viewer suppose to believe that Wesley Clovis didn't kill the girl? Was the blackie in the yard telling the truth? (Usually stuff like that where it comes from another prisoner claiming they heard them bragging doesn't overturn a conviction) I'm glad Kimber can't have more kids, she doesn't need more kids. I thought it was funny that Liz was making Christian feel all bad about her aborting this one and not being able to have any more. The one kid she does have got lip injections at her hand last season. Not to mention the whole having 2 babies by a father/son. I don't know what they would be considered, I wouldn't say they were half siblings, but probably 3/4 siblings. |
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