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Eli Roth = teh secks

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Vegazguy

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(12/16/09 06:30 PM)

10 per day, bitches!

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
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how do you know it's fake?

Yeaster

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(12/16/09 06:47 PM)

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WylDawg wrote:
No offense Yeaster, but maybe THIS is why you have a tough time finding a mate. One minute you lust for the vayjay, the next you lust for the peen. Makes it hard to get what you want in life if you change your mind every other day.

I actually fall for people rather quickly and take over forever to get over them. :\

I have varied tastes, to say the least, but I'm not a slut whore skank!

(PS: At risk for sounding like a pussy, I've been meaning to apologize for all the unnecessary shit talking at the SUCKS board last week. It was a rough week!)

Yeaster was molested?

Yes.

BY YOUR MOM!

Monsieur Muggles

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(12/16/09 09:50 PM)

He's the straight twin of Zachary Quinto.

Those eyebrows.

Bulletin Bored

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(12/16/09 09:52 PM)

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bushy eyebrowns <3333

hollybear141414

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(12/16/09 10:02 PM)

Buttfucking ain't nothing

Yeah he's a professor.....OF BEING A DOG!! OOOOH FACED!

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Shagnanigans

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(12/16/09 10:10 PM)

I'm not drunk

haha I love the retarded dialogue of Cabin Fever. And the karate chopping blonde mullet boy.

hollybear141414

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(12/16/09 10:15 PM)

Buttfucking ain't nothing

best.movie.evah.

sadllama

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(12/16/09 10:20 PM)

His performance in Inglourious Basterds was terrible/amazing.

The Purple Parrot

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(12/16/09 11:25 PM)

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...Who is this guy? I've never even heard his name before.

Merely

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(12/16/09 11:31 PM)

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Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
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He was the worst thing in Inglorious Basterds. All his jokes fell flat.

Miles Edgeworth

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(12/16/09 11:34 PM)

I thought he was meant to be scary not funny. A name like bear jew doesnt exactly inspire me to laugh at him.

Yeaster

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(12/17/09 08:06 AM)

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Merely wrote:
He was the worst thing in Inglorious Basterds. All his jokes fell flat.

Yeah, he wasn't great, but he wasn't in it enough to ruin it.

But he looked pretty, so he served his purpose.

Bulletin Bored

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(12/17/09 03:13 PM)

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Is it ok to post the pic since the penis is fake?

Eagles U Frodo Mt Doom

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(04/15/10 11:05 AM)

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Wanna see Eli Roth's naked butt?

Thursday, April 15, 2010 09:37 AM

tags: celebrity ass, Eli Roth, hot guy, Naked celebrity, yum

Of course you do! And you WON'T be disappointed!

Pic after the jump. (via Celebitchy)

continue...

http://worldofwonder.net/2010/04/15/ca95ae3b_620.png

It's hairy without being TOO hairy. It's firm. It's manly. Got a nice shape to it. And there's an adorable little mole on it that you can draw hearts around when he's asleep! All in all, I'd say Peaches Geldoff is a lucky girl. (Oh, did I ruin the fantasy by bring her in? SORRY!)

robbiefan

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