Heliox wrote:I left religion pretty early on and saying more than that is too personal for me. So I'm sorry to say, I don't have the information you're asking for. BUT, I have some interesting stories to tell about religious organizations that are pretty hard core weird as far as I'm concerned, beginning with baptists and ending with "Jews for Jesus". Oh hell, that's all personal too, so nevermind.
River50, you crack me up. Thanks for the video posts. But it makes me wonder.. Is there a system of progression of standing within the christards? Something akin to the Boy Scouts or Girl Guides levels of achievement?
Maybe they all start off as Sunday school whiners then graduate to Hymn singing agitators, after a few years perhaps lucky enough to earn enough merit points to join the ranks of the Prayer Warriors. And if they show enough faith in the spirit world with this severe loss in grasp of reality, they can be moved up to the elite God Warrior. Joining the ranks of the likes of that lovely lady from the Trading Spouses video.
Maybe by the time the Survivor finale airs, Brett or Natalie may have earned their badges as GOD warriors, and they will come into the reunion spewing fire and brimstone and maybe even denounce Jeff as an agent for Satan!
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Will a "prayer warrior" win Samoa? Does God give a shit?
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Posts: 1195 (12/18/09 01:16 AM) |
Mikester wrote:And not all religious people call themselves prayer warriors and think God will help them win a Samoan feast, but I know at least two people that do. |
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Posts: 288 (12/18/09 01:16 AM) |
Mikester wrote:Well...you calmed me down a little bit and made me see my own bias. I can't help it after dealing with years of hypocrisy and legal and government sanctioned attempts to brainwash me. But ultimately...my final decision...if anyone I know is going to proclaim any of their "beliefs" as "fact", religious or otherwise....they are my enemy...because they are stupid. |
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Posts: 932 (12/18/09 01:19 AM) |
According to the bible, I'm doomed to eternal damnation. Sorry I have a problem with that philosophy.
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River50 |
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Posts: 459 (12/18/09 01:26 AM) |
Matt C wrote:god is such a judgmental prick. |
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Posts: 3745 (12/18/09 01:42 AM) Registered User |
The Marquesan Godfather wrote: One of the production staff just recently found religion. |
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 13667 (12/18/09 02:10 AM) Registered user |
I love River. There, I said it.
You should post in OSTS. (Or maybe you do and I forgot). |
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Posts: 415 (12/18/09 02:12 AM) |
I hate it when people start this prayer BS. on Survivor,
They are like, Oh God, please show me the way to everlasting life, so I can lie and blindside my team-mate, and lie to the Jury to convince them to give me 640,000.00 after taxes. Nobody was praying all season, but when the money gets close, We all turn to God. Lets all quote some lines from the Bible, and maybe, just maybe we can con the audience into thinking we are worthy of the money. One of my pathetic friends in College would do the same Holy-Skit to the Freshman just to get them in bed. Hey, Christmas is here and I don't mean to be Neg about religion, But the act today was all bs. |
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Posts: 461 (12/18/09 02:16 AM) |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote:Aw! Thanks! What is OSTS? (I'm really pretty new around here...) |
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Posts: 499 (12/18/09 02:17 AM) |
FishNChips wrote: Actually it was a talk about religion which allowed Natalie to originally connect with Luara, when ShamboFella punished Luara and sent her to FF. That connection helped Natalie approach Luara about the Erik vote. Luara and Brett's supersecret alliance was also probably based on their faith, they went to the same church when he lived in Oregon. We may not have seen actually prayer as was shown tonight but I expect it was there before tonight. |
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Posts: 803 (12/18/09 02:18 AM) |
Personally, I found it kinda cute.
I usually don't like bible thumpers, but in this case it was just innocent. I love the Idea of a Brettalie F2. Either way, just because they are religious people, and have no problem in being so openly, is no reason to bitch them! |
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Posts: 45 (12/18/09 02:25 AM) |
(Ephesians 3:16 through 19) : FTW!!!!! Brett: Hours of being a bible thumper has finally paid off ! Glad you found your soul mate! God Bless you both! Amen. 
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Posts: 290 (12/18/09 02:28 AM) |
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Posts: 291 (12/18/09 02:30 AM) |
Love the Buddy Christ.
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Posts: 4 (12/18/09 06:57 AM) |
Natalie wins it all because the Galu goddesses all vote Natalie. Some of the Galu men also worship at Natalie's feet. Russell, the evil genius, is seen
as the false God and receives no votes. Mic who? Finally, Brett doesn't have a prayer to get him into the final three. Brett votes Natalie.
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Posts: 2888 (12/18/09 06:58 AM) |
I just want to say....
JESUSWUB<3 |
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Posts: 3324 (12/18/09 07:04 AM) Registered user |
I'm so glad that God has a sense of humor. He lulled Team Prayer Warrior into a sense of security and then blessed Russell with a yank of his cord to be
coconut free and then rained down the coconuts on the prayer warriors.
Best results evah!
Moral of the story to future Bible thumpers who get on Survivor. God doesn't care whether or not you get a reward, so quit bothering him with your selfish "prayers." 
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Posts: 34837 (12/18/09 07:17 AM) Registered user |
What if Russell worshiped a coconut god-king and begged for his help moments before the challenge? Would this have proven that the coconut god-king was more
powerful than Natalie's deity? What if Russell's coconut god-king and Natalie's Lord were in fact, according to Russell, one and the same? At the
end of the day, Natalie is a sanctimonious twat, and God doesn't touch those.
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Posts: 462 (12/18/09 10:32 AM) |
JPOz wrote:Isn't Dave a Christian too? I wonder if that would influence who he votes for in the end... assuming Natalie makes it to the end. |
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Posts: 34838 (12/18/09 11:07 AM) Registered user |
Why are there so many Christians on this show? What it is, Survivor: 700 Club? I suspect many of these people are only Christians for the sake of an
'ultimate' alliance.
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