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memyselfandi wrote:

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Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel now. Thanks, Deadspin.

I asked our former editor Will Leitch, who does NOT have the ability to get NFL Net in his home, to comment on this matter. This is what he said: "What's most depressing is that no one even complains about it anymore. It has been six years. It's like my inability to smell. It's just something you accept that you'll never have."

Well, I don't accept it. There are very few weeks left in this NFL regular season, and the idea that the NFL would keep some of its product away from you right when it's getting most necessary is a slight I cannot abide. So that is why I say to the people at NFL Network…

FUCK. YOU.

Fuck you in the mouth, you fucking assholes. You want a bargaining chip with the cable companies, and you're willing to deprive us of games to do so? DIE. Die a million fucking times. I hope your homes get flooded with raw sewage and you develop a worm in your intestines that grows 57 feet long and has fangs, and spends 23 hours a day gnawing on the inside of your rectum until it bleeds liquid stool into the rest of your body. You fucking short-sighted pricks. Five years ago, everyone could watch every prime time game, and there were day games on Saturday in December, and Matt Millen was still off the air. BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK ALL THAT UP. Piss on you, you FUCKS. Roger Goodell? Eat shit. Steve fucking Bornstein,. CEO of NFL Network? You eat shit and die too. Lemme just check your Wiki page:

Bornstein has four children: Alanna, Carly, Mason and Jude.

Hey Jude! YOUR DAD'S A CUMBUCKET! Naaaaaaa na na nananana!

Steve and his wife Carol in 2002 were featured on the TV show Homes Across America. At the time, they lived in a restored house in Beverly Hills that was once owned by Fred Astaire.

Oh, really? Well, fuck your nice house, fuck Beverly Hills, and fuck Fred Astaire's dancing corpse. I bet you have a clear view of the Southern Sky from Bornstein Acres, don't you? I bet this isn't even a worry for you. Well I hope a pit bull comes and eats your balls.

Get your fucking act together, NFL. Settle this shit, or don't bother with your piddly shit channel.