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Things I notice as I get older

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MyPetGoat		#41	[-]
Posts: 2468 (12/18/09 05:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad I lose shit all the time. ALL the time.
merkyl		#42	[-]
Posts: 63438 (12/18/09 05:54 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, and I can hardly sleep in anymore!!
Duke of Nerd		#43	[-]
Posts: 4299 (12/18/09 05:58 PM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LaurenTheLush wrote: Fuck off Beefcake. <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 What the hell is THAT? You have a pet vampire bat? You aren't actually gonna tell me that's a DOG are you?
ObservingEgo		#44	[-]
Posts: 10118 (12/18/09 06:05 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Does that cute little black bat wee-wee on the blue pad??? That's so cute!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Corgis are achondroplastic dwarves ... as are dachshunds and basset hounds.
2manypixiestix		#45	[-]
Posts: 15130 (12/18/09 06:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't sleep in either and it stinks.
Nods		#46	[-]
Posts: 7298 (12/18/09 06:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I regret not drinking enough water sometimes when I pee.
SmrtAss		#47	[-]
Posts: 8428 (12/18/09 06:11 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can still sleep in, yay! I cannot make it through the night without getting up to pee. Boo!
Pahrump Mania		#48	[-]
Posts: 5214 (12/18/09 06:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My eyes get worse but my hearing gets better. I can even tell when a kid or pet is too quiet.
2manypixiestix		#49	[-]
Posts: 15132 (12/18/09 06:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can still hold it. I got a bladder like a camel. but in the morning, stay outta my way.
nomii		#50	[-]
Posts: 7009 (12/18/09 06:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad if sex is too much work (like going to someone's place, or making nice over dinner to get it), i don't bother
MyPetGoat		#51	[-]
Posts: 2469 (12/18/09 07:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Or rolling over. I've said too much.
Loki		#52	[-]
Posts: 18295 (12/18/09 07:05 PM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've decided. I want a corgi
PhoofeGirl		#53	[-]
Posts: 3332 (12/18/09 07:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Zzunk wrote: It's twice as hard to stay fit. It takes twice as long to heal. It takes twice the distance to read the fine print But it takes half the time to tell if someone is lying. And faint winkles on the back of the hand mean that person is 46 to 49 years old (unless they are faaat). OooooOOOOoooo - you're good! I agree with all of the above. At least at this point in our lives, we have twice the money to play around with, right?
MrsSoares		#54	[-]
Posts: 1087 (12/18/09 07:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I have noticed that sleeping for longer than 3 hour at night is hard, but napping for 4 hours during the day is easy. I care so much less what other people think and love, LOVE, L O V E telling people where the fuck to get off. And most importantly, I have learned that when I have to sneeze or cough while needing to tinkle... dont. =/ Fucking traitor my body is...
Penelope McBagpipe		#55	[-]
Posts: 11950 (12/18/09 07:47 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Mrs Sores" would have been funnier.
MrsSoares		#56	[-]
Posts: 1089 (12/18/09 07:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Funnier than what... its my name...>.<
Penelope McBagpipe		#57	[-]
Posts: 11953 (12/18/09 07:55 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts
LaurenTheLush		#58	[-]
Posts: 5096 (12/18/09 08:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	squashthebeef wrote: I'm e-mailing this to everyone in my family..lol.
harshaw66		#59	[-]
Posts: 2366 (12/18/09 08:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It takes about 20 times less effort (and time) to rid my life of douchebags that I should have never allowed into it in the first place.
Pseudo Propaganda		#60	[-]
Posts: 4616 (12/18/09 09:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Loki wrote: I've decided. I want a corgi In one of my facebook albums I have a picture of the sweetest little corgi ever. I miss her.

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