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Posts: 4346 (12/18/09 01:48 PM) |
I once returned a fishing rod to Walmart that I found out later wasn't even one of their products. And they gave me a nice gift card to use for a future
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my brother gave me a denim shirt with christmas crap all over it -that went back pronto. note to everyone - do not buy clothes for anyone. |
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Posts: 9577 (12/18/09 01:57 PM) Registered User |
I think the rule is to not buy clothes for anyone you do not live with.
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Posts: 9157 (12/18/09 02:07 PM) Registered Abuser |
anders332 wrote:Boob job? What's worse that Christmas-themed presents on Christmas? Christmas-themed presents on your birthday in February because they're so much cheaper after Christmas! I have an in-law that actually does that to me! and we also maintain an emergency 'gift closet' and it has saved our ass on more than one occasion thankyouverymuch! |
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Posts: 4348 (12/18/09 02:09 PM) |
Blow job.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11737 (12/18/09 02:15 PM) Registered User |
Christmas-themed presents on your birthday in February because they're so much cheaper after Christmas! I have an in-law that actually does that to me! Holy fuck, that's horrible. I wonder if this in-law laughs about it later. Now you've gone and made all my fears seem trivial. I think I'm getting sheets. That's not so bad. |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 3939 (12/18/09 02:20 PM) Registered User |
kf59 wrote:We do, too. It's called a 'wine cellar'. |
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 1931 (12/18/09 02:36 PM) |
My uncle wrapped up a box of horseshit and gave it to my aunt when I was a kid. We all laughedI like your family. We do, too. It's called a 'wine cellar'.I do too. It's called a dunge.......um. Basement. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11743 (12/18/09 02:38 PM) Registered User |
I knew a guy with a dungeon but it was in Florida so it was on the first floor -- no basement.
Dungeons that aren't underground simply don't cut it. Still, I gave him what he asked for and then he asked for more. True. |
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Eagles O Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 14 (12/18/09 02:40 PM) |
are you implying that unless your post says True it isnt?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11746 (12/18/09 02:44 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 17 (12/18/09 02:47 PM) |
you certainly are
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 10046 (12/18/09 06:18 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Seahawketti wrote: OK fine. It's a great gift- NOW. But it didn't seem all that hot back when I got it as a kid. Can you guys at least back me up that the plastic "Pop-up Classroom" that came with it was bad? |
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Posts: 10047 (12/18/09 06:21 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote:  I got the same thing 3 years in a row from my secret santa at
school also. And my parents gave me the "lifesaver" carry-bag one year. You know- the one with the stripes and the silver ends on it?
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Posts: 445 (12/18/09 06:42 PM) |
My grandma has always been notorious for giving away crap, (old decks of cards, novelty drink containers from fast food restaurants, half used bottles of
horrendous perfume, just to name a few), and my mom used to think it was strange. The frightening thing is my mom has started giving used gifts also. Last year
she gave me some Bath and Body works lotion that I had just given to her a few months prior because it was tinted and I hate that shit. Whatever. My MIL makes
up for it with laptops, plane tickets, and all sorts of luxuries. Oh, and my mom is also one of those people who give you a gift and then tell you they got it
for 80% off. And it's always random weird junk.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 10049 (12/18/09 06:50 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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santoslhalper wrote: That's my Mom also. And she did it to the kids when they were little. One year my son got a zebra striped box that was empty. He was too little to understand "tact" so he looked at her and said "what is this?" They have also gotten assorted dollar store items and once a "Jenga" game that was obviously used and had been sitting in a closet for at least 3 years. The box was all stained and crushed and some of the little wooden blocks were even missing. I don't get it since I have given them things like silver engraved photo frames, DVD players (this was back when they were new on the market and $300). And we would get an ugly lamp in return. I really don't care, it is the thought that counts and all that, but it's just embarrassing when my husband gets pajama bottoms with hearts on them. |
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MrsSoares |
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Posts: 1088 (12/18/09 07:50 PM) |
My birthday was Wednesday and my 'best friend' and her boyfriend just happen to be staying with me. I went the entire day talking to this woman and she
never wished my happy birthday. Right after dinner, flowers and chocolate and a teddy bear arrived from my boyfriend... she watched me get them from the
delivery man, and then walked away. SHe left the house for about 30 minutes shortly after that and then came into my office and asked me "Your birthday is
tomorrow, isnt it?" After rolling my eyes I said "No, today." she sucked her teeth and said "Well then my breakfast plans are gonna be
late. I have this whole thing planned for us for breakfast for tomorrow!"
So on Thursday... we ate, for breakfast mind you... a chocolate cake (that I am convinced she ran out and bought after the flowers and candy go here) and she allowed me to bithc at her about how much I hate her and her boyfriend invading my last few days in my own space... I woulda rather had an omelette. |
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managerr |
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Posts: 16488 (12/18/09 07:58 PM) Registered user |
Blow job. Depends on who gave it. I got a bible the XMas after I came out to my family. 
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 12198 (12/18/09 08:08 PM) It's all about Winston |
maxxfisher wrote:Sooo.. you got the free memory foam pillows and throw when you bought your tempur pedic mattress too?
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Posts: 27794 (12/18/09 08:12 PM) Kid Hater |
At a Santa Steal at a place I worked a few years ago I got a set of tiny little tea cups. Everyone else was having a blast, stealing cool gifts like booze and
DVD's and stuff etc but no one wanted my tiny tea cups. I just sat there with a little tea cup set in my lap. When I left I left in my desk drawer.
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