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astroline	Astro's 3000th post and TOP 40 SURVIVORS -- NICARAGUA WRITEUPS!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2965 (12/18/09 09:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad Okay well I'm not at 3,000 yet but there is a blizzard coming to where I currently live and I have the next 3 days off from work, so I figured I would make the most of my time and produce new music work out get fucked post a re-ranking of my top 30 favorite Survivor castaways ever YAY! I was inspired by Katy's top 100 Survivor females by this, and so I actually have cool images I'm using and I'll be actually doing real write-ups for these, instead of just one picture and no writing. I want to make this my definitive list. Top 30 favorite Survivors ever: Spoiler [+] 31. Liz Kim 30. Yasmin Giles 29. Ami Cusack 28. Aaron Reisberger 27. Rebecca Borman 26. Lisa Keiffer 25. Oscar 'Ozzy' Lusth 24. Jennifer 'Jenn' Lyon † 23. Greg Buis 22. Sean Rector 21. Lindsey Richter 20. Cirie Fields 19. Sarah Jones 18. Jessica 'Flicka' Smith 17. Kelly Sharbaugh 16. Gabriel 'Gabe' Cade 15. Spencer Duhm 14. Aras Baskauskas 13. Chad Crittenden 12. Janu Tornell 11. Erik Cardona 10. Debbie Beebe 09. Parvati Shallow 08. Candace Smith 07. Ashley Massaro 06. Tom Westman 05. Tracy Hughes Wolf 04. Laura Morett 03. Jeff Wilson 02. Kimberly 'Kim' Mullen 01. Sierra Reed Top 20 weirdest/strangest/funniest Edgic edits ever: Spoiler [+] 20. Jenna Lewis (All Stars) 19. Danielle DiLorenzo (Exile Island) 18. Bruce Kanegai (Exile Island) 17. Tammy Leitner (Marquesas) 16. Courtney Yates (China) 15. Teresa 'T-Bird' Cooper (Africa) 14. Monica Padilla (Samoa) 13. Adam Gentry (Cook Islands) 12. Ashley Massaro (China) 11. Chad Crittenden (Vanuatu) 10. Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands) 09. Boo Bernis (Fiji) 08. Sierra Reed (Tocantins) 07. Cristina Coria (Cook Islands) 06. Dan Kay (Gabon) 05. Janu Tornell (Palau) 04. Stacy Kimball (Fiji) 03. Yasmin Giles (Samoa) 02. Natalie Bolton (Micronesia) 01. Jaime Dugan (China) Last Edited By: astroline 12/27/10 06:47 PM. Edited 40 times.
JasonSiskaLulz		#1	[-]
Posts: 4655 (12/18/09 09:14 PM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i hope kim mullen does well
Belligerent Ghoul		#2	[-]
Posts: 3027 (12/18/09 09:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Congrats! Hoping to not see Marisa on this list
Thailandsurvivor		#3	[-]
Posts: 9067 (12/18/09 09:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Worst. List. Ever. I can already tell there will be too many castaways from the worst season of all time (Palau).
astroline		#4	[-]
Posts: 2966 (12/18/09 09:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lulz, you might be onto something there. BG, I was going to put this in spoiler tags, but fuck it. Marisa is not on this list. She is just too real and fierce for me. ThaiSu, you will be pleasantly surprised. Only 5 of the 30 are from Palau.
Thailandsurvivor		#5	[-]
Posts: 9073 (12/18/09 09:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ONLY??? There are only five people that aren't vomit inducing from the entire season. Edited to not spoil my pre jury ranking There's no way all 5 of them deserve to be in the top 30.
Mikester		#6	[-]
Posts: 8093 (12/18/09 10:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Palau <333 Don't let the h8ers get to you astroline. Kim Mullen & Jeff Wilson and a ton of other unmemorable pre-merge boots for the win!!
astroline		#7	[-]
Posts: 2967 (12/18/09 10:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Okay legions of frenemies here is my first entry, #30... 30. YASMIN GILES Survivor: Samoa, 16th Place At first thought, Yasmin is a stereotypical selection for Sucksters ranking lists, because she's a sassy black female. I think Yasmin took this to another level. She was like all of the "best" (aka worst) qualities of sassy black Survivor stereotypes rolled into one mactress. She was great at challenges, she was INV, she was OTTN, she made funny facial expressions, she started arguments for no reason, she sat around and claimed she was conserving her energy, she slept a lot, and she didn't do shit around camp. She was so stereotypical that it was almost annoying, but that annoying quality made her even more stereotypical, so it was so wrong that it became right. I appreciated Yasmin a lot more after she was voted out, because she was one of the very few entertaining, outspoken people this season. She was horrible at the game and had no clue what she was doing, she recited pre-rehearsed lines in confessionals, she didn't even know wtf the HII was and didn't bother looking for it, she said such stupid ass lines as "What's the definition of grammar school?", etc. etc. She was completely everything I expected pre-show, and she didn't disappoint. Even though she was predictably stereotypical and I knew she would be a revolving INV/OTTN early boot edit, she made the most of it and she is just too epic and sassy to be left off this list. Yasmin was simultaneously one of the biggest characters of the season and also completely irrelevant and forgettable at the same time.
Mikester		#8	[-]
Posts: 8095 (12/18/09 10:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The hood aint the woods <33
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#9	[-]
Posts: 5247 (12/18/09 10:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	<3 it. Sassy Yassy <333
JasonSiskaLulz		#10	[-]
Posts: 4659 (12/18/09 10:12 PM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad YASSY <3 dressing up all nice-like for jeff <333 her genius strategy of doing nothing around camp so no one could say she fucked anything up <333
spnintendo		#11	[-]
Posts: 7866 (12/18/09 10:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yassy's entirely circumstantial OTTN5 <333 Jeff Wilson ftw. ^_^
kenc333		#12	[-]
Posts: 10002 (12/18/09 10:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yay! (Advanced) congrats, astro!! <333 Yasmin <3 A shining star in a blackhole of a season <3 You should rank your top 45 Kim Mullen moments when you're done =D
SurvivorFanGP		#13	[-]
Posts: 11960 (12/18/09 10:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yasmin <333 so epic ^_^ Jeff mentioning Yasmin's heelz in the first episode was foreshadowing for when she strutted out of TC a few episodes later <3 Galu winning that one IC meant we would've had more than half a season of Yasmin, as she made the merge and likely deep into the game <3
Thailandsurvivor		#14	[-]
Posts: 9079 (12/18/09 10:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Actually, I do hope Cecilla gets the respect she deserves in this thread. Spoiler [+] Because she sadly did not make the cut in my ranking. Yasmin gives hope to her since it won't completely be filled with white mactors.
astroline		#15	[-]
Posts: 2968 (12/18/09 10:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You guys are the best, thank you all for your comments so far. Just like Yasmin said "they PREY on that", all the Clubsters PREY on ranking threads to share their fun and diverse opinions. <3333 And Mikester I definitely LOL'ed at your comment. You're probably expecting a gang parade of Nick Stanbury's and Liliana's as the top 29. And to that I say... you might be right. Oh yeah and now here is a spoiler for the upcoming #29... Spoiler [+] #29 -- a returning player with two completely different edits
spnintendo		#16	[-]
Posts: 7868 (12/18/09 10:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're probably expecting a gang parade of Nick Stanbury's I for one, find Nick Stanbury to be quite epic. Omg he better still be on your list =p
JasonSiskaLulz		#17	[-]
Posts: 4660 (12/18/09 10:30 PM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	oh my heck i second the hopes for a nick stanbury appearance
Thailandsurvivor		#18	[-]
Posts: 9082 (12/18/09 10:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"All you kids in your mid 20s that are in my situation, confused, not sure which direction life's pulling you, you're just trying to find yourself. I urge us all, please, be hungry, be foolish, block out the noise, find yourself, be who you potentially are, and be true to your dreams and what you want to do. If we all maximize that personal freedom, we can change the world."
Mikester		#19	[-]
Posts: 8096 (12/18/09 10:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	astroline wrote: And Mikester I definitely LOL'ed at your comment. You're probably expecting a gang parade of Nick Stanbury's and Liliana's as the top 29. And to that I say... you might be right. Oh yeah and now here is a spoiler for the upcoming #29.. Not "expecting" ... HOPING
RockLobsta		#20	[-]
Posts: 43 (12/18/09 10:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Strangers have the best candy. Don't be tempted Remove this ad I believe astroline's taste is phenom and I look forward to seeing a high Laura placement.

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