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Jenna had a strong start in episode one. She first informs us of her disappointment in being on a tribe of women because she could not seduce them as easily (note the excellent foreshadowing). She later informs us that boiling her underwear is a priority because "things can live in the dark down there." This leads to the question of Jenna's overall hygiene, but hey. She goes on to really show off her intellectual guns when she informs us that Janet is "up and down. But she's pretty much down."

A real rollercoaster.

In Episode Two, Jenna remains UTR...until the Evil Stepsister syndrome kicks in. Deena and Christy get in an argument, and in confessional Christy pops off about...Jenna? Don't ask me.


WHY JENNA, WHY???

Christy truly was Shambo v1.0. Victim complex and all...The only difference is, her mullet is under her arms. That's actually how the granola bar got in.

In a remarkable piece of foreshadowing, during the Go Fish reward challenge in Episode Three, Jeff says, "Jenna, not showing anything." In another fit of perfect foreshadowing, Jenna remarks, "Not today. Maybe tomorrow."


Tomorrow was a great day.

Later that episode, Heidi, Shawna and Jenna go for a bath away from the awful, older women. Heidi gives some truly jaw-dropping confessionals during this scene, which will be expanded upon when her turn comes. Basically though, romantic/hot music played in the background, clearly showing Jenna to be one of those bitches who Middle Americans with a roll around their middle hate.



Jenna takes umbrage at Joanna's comments that youth and beauty are fleeting in Episode Four. In confessional she says, "Don't hate us because we're young and pretty. It's not our fault."


Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Jenna doesn't do anything too exciting for villainy lovers for the next couple episodes. She gets chosen to go with Dave, the youngest player from Tambaqui, to stay for a night in a luxurious hut and then choose tribes the next day. She also puts in motion the plan to boot Roger, because she knows that he would never vote for a woman before a man. This impresses even haggy Deena. In the merge episode, however, Jenna commits a move that ensured her total demonization while also cementing her in the Survivor legend-books. They are standing on posts, waiting to be tempted with rewards from Jeff. She informs Jeff that if she gets some chocolate and peanut butter, she and Heidi will strip naked. Jeff wasn't really interested in this proposition, but then realized all the men were watching so ran and fetched a small plate of peanut butter and chocolate.


Subtlety is apparently not Alex's strong point.

Anyways, they got considerably less food for doing considerably more than anyone else, so I'm not sure it was a good idea. Although it could have been Jenna's plans to sexually manipulate the men, who can say. Regardless, it was the stuff of Survivor lore and women 40+ still scowl to this day at the mention of Jenna Morasca.

In Episode Eight, Jenna loses a reward challenge, and makes herself feel better by saying she "probably didn't need the fat, anyways." When Deena returns from eating ice cream all day and wants to eat some manioc, Jenna states in confessional, "Screw you, you fat pig. You ate ice cream all day and now you want to eat my manioc?"


Continuing her campaign for fan favourite.

At the Survivor Auction, Jenna bids on a letter, but loses to Chwisty. She breaks down, and Christy agrees to put another one up for auction. Jenna wins her letter, but continues to bitch about Christy and her evil intentions for the rest of the day. Following Alex's surprise ouster, Jenna informs us viewers in fine junior-high form that she and Heidi "now hate Rob".


A bitchface Stacy would be proud of.

What I found funniest, though, was during the Family Visit, when Jenna decided this would be a good time to continue her anti-fat person campaign. When her admittedly hefty father speeds towards her, she loudly warns, "Don't run, you'll hurt your knees!"


Thanks, sweetie.

Jenna also had the hilarious audacity to inform Jeff and the jury that she faced a huge challenge in this game due to her beauty. Jeff seems appalled by this, as does Rob, but I think that Christy's reaction says it all.


Bitch, please.

Heidi, on the other hand, knows what a disadvantage it is to be beautiful. The Heidi lulz will be brought another day, however.

The Down Low on Jenna Morasca