As Russell can tell you, doing the deed doesn't guarantee the money.
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Would you bang Shambo cowgirl style while eating out Wanda Shirk for....
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Posts: 7060 (12/21/09 07:55 PM) Registered user |
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LOLABINGO |
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Posts: 8165 (12/21/09 08:14 PM) |
Money deposited into my bank account *in cash* before the deed.
Maybe the recession isn't hitting everyone as hard as it's hitting my family and friends, but a million would literally save several people I love's asses right now...or at least their homes, college dreams, and assist with several other things. I'd keep $150K to pay off my house and buy a few things, but the rest? Too many people I care about are facing really hard times right now. It's not murder, it's 15-40 minutes of unpleasantness. |
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Connie Lingus |
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Posts: 1 (12/21/09 09:53 PM) |
I'm afraid I couldn't manage it without artificial assistance.
I reckon Shambo knows her way around a strap-on, though. |
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emjoi |
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Posts: 1227 (12/21/09 09:57 PM) Registered User |
At this current depressing stage of my life... I'd probably even pay her.
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Lux Lux Redux |
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Posts: 1993 (12/21/09 09:58 PM) Registered User |
yes. i would get drunk and never even remember it. cha-ching!
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7140 (12/21/09 09:59 PM) Registered User |
"A million dollars is one thing, but if I can get a million dollars and some ass..." |
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ShamboWow |
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Posts: 10 (12/21/09 10:06 PM) |
I would not commit an act such as that. While I would enjoy pleasuring Shambo I am sadly already spoken for.
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 1299 (12/21/09 10:10 PM) |
10 fingers 10 toes under 250 lbs, million dollars no questions asked, abso-fucking-lutely. Put a bag on it.
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Torchflame |
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Posts: 874 (12/21/09 10:17 PM) |
Ew!
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LOLABINGO |
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Posts: 8174 (12/21/09 10:38 PM) |
You changed the title and the premise mid-stream here. No fair.
Still, for a million right now, hell yes. Drugs, booze, whatever it took. |
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