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Cardswin5 ranks Samoa contestants! Number 2 is up

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cardswin5		#21	[-]
Posts: 2257 (12/21/09 07:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Alright I'm bored. 19. Mike Borassi Eww so fat. </3 Ok so writeups for borewhores like him will be short and sweet. He showed up and was proud that Marisa was booted first and that he wasn't a challenge liability. So sweet. Then he died in epiode 2. But at least he didn't cry! The only cool thing about that was Yasmin's random t.ears while evil Foa Foa was indifferent.
Katy Carney		#22	[-]
Posts: 9731 (12/21/09 07:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	nods in agreement with this list Shambo hatred is so DEEP and COMPLEX it won't even fit into three paragraphs. Mike hatred pales by comparison.
AmightyRo		#23	[-]
Posts: 1413 (12/21/09 09:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My two least favorite castmembers at the bottom of the list. Looks fitting. You failed to mention Mike's hypocritical and extremely closed-minded stance on life in general but I think we all get the picture that he sucks.
JackSparrowBauer		#24	[-]
Posts: 3701 (12/21/09 09:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Russell is way worse than Shambo, imo. but woot @ this list. Laura for #1 plz <3
Ahora		#25	[-]
Posts: 765 (12/21/09 10:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gooo Brett <33 Hopefully he tops this list like how he topped Galu.
spnintendo		#26	[-]
Posts: 7889 (12/22/09 12:27 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm probably end up hating this list. But yay cardswin ranking. ^_^
cardswin5		#27	[-]
Posts: 2258 (12/22/09 09:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AmightyRo wrote: My two least favorite castmembers at the bottom of the list. Looks fitting. You failed to mention Mike's hypocritical and extremely closed-minded stance on life in general but I think we all get the picture that he sucks. I don't remember anything about that actually. I guess he's that boring. Please enlighten me. And yeah sp, the manslaughter on this list will probably make you cry, jsyk.
bryanpasa		#28	[-]
Posts: 2983 (12/22/09 10:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yasmin's random tears <3
FroggyMudd		#29	[-]
Posts: 122 (12/22/09 10:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jaison & Russell out next & this list will be even more amazing. <3
cardswin5		#30	[-]
Posts: 2261 (12/22/09 10:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad 18. Ashley Trainer Bitch is lucky I picked a picture of her looking good instead of her disgusting ones with Poopert and Bob. Ok so this is about the one person I agree with BG on this season. She's completely useless. She started off as one of Russell's dumbass girls, and turned out to be the only one who was ACTUALLY a dumbass. She was horrible at challenges and was the decoy boot at every tribal council Foa Foa attended except maybe like 1. But Russell kept saving her because she trusted him completely, but eventually they reached a point where she sucked so much that Russell couldn't save her anymore. And I still believe that she is the only premerge Foa Foa boot that would NOT have turned on Russell post merge. Her boot episode was kind of cool because they were trapped in the shelter and Russell didn't get a chance to bullshit anyone, and it contributed to Liz staying safe for not one, but two extra weeks. <3 And at the reunion she was still boring and useless as fuck. They made it sound like her dad hated her and Survivor made him love her, but they were like BFFs and he was pround of her or some shit. YAWN. Spoiler for next 4: Spoiler [+] MANSLAUGHTER! Two from each tribe.
JackSparrowBauer		#31	[-]
Posts: 3721 (12/22/09 03:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I liked Ashley, but she was definitely useless and irrelevant.
FarnsworthFan		#32	[-]
Posts: 175 (12/22/09 03:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ashley <3 so sweet, so real
cardswin5		#33	[-]
Posts: 2273 (12/22/09 04:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	17. John Fincher The first thing I noticed about John was how attractive he was. I later realized I was wrong. Strike one. John is a rocket scientist. Yeah. So the only storyline he gets is how he's the dumbest rocket scientest ever. Except his stupidity isn't even funny its just annoying because he thought he was so much smarter than the rest of Galu when really he was about 10 times stupider. In the first episode I thought he was set up to be an early boot because he couldn't swim well and didn't get along with some people but I don't remember who. (Monica?) But he made it just far enough to practically ruin the season. Once the merge rolls around, he decides he's tired of Galu and claims they are all playing "junior varsity survivor". Because "varsity survivor" is crawling up Russell's ass and letting him control you. So anyway he basically just became Russell's bitch for the rest of the time he was out there. Monica made a nice play to try and save Laura, by offering up John to Foa Foa. And who can blame her because he was randomly targeting her all the time. And a lot of people think this is what got him to flip on Laura but he was going to do it anyway because thats what Russell wanted. His tiebreaking vote for Laura ruined any chance a Galu had of winning, and in the process also basically ruined the season. Though the outcome pretty much made up for it, his stupidity pissed me off to no end and thats why he ranks so low. ETA: I forgot to mention that it was John's idea to try and boot Monica immeditately after the merge and Erik took the fall for it. So there's another way he destroyed Galu and contributed to Survivor:Russell Last Edited By: cardswin5 12/22/09 04:29 PM. Edited 1 times.
georgiaknight33		#34	[-]
Posts: 281 (12/22/09 04:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	John <////3 This ranking <3
guatemala fanfic		#35	[-]
Posts: 5569 (12/22/09 04:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm enjoying the ranking so far, cardswin5. Lol at Shambo being last. Surprised to see Ashley being so disliked around here.
FroggyMudd		#36	[-]
Posts: 124 (12/22/09 04:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I only thing I remember about John is him flipping over to Foa Foa & then getting voted off. lol
tomash		#37	[-]
Posts: 2170 (12/22/09 05:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hate Mike and Ashley, so gj on those! I kinda like John though, he's just so ridiculous. I'll always be bitter over him screwing up everything for Galu though.
JackSparrowBauer		#38	[-]
Posts: 3724 (12/22/09 09:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would actually like John a lot if he didn't retardedly flip on Laura, or turn on Monica at the merge. He's a huge reason why Galu lost.
Belligerent Ghoul		#39	[-]
Posts: 3099 (12/22/09 09:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yay @ Mick not being out yet. I ranked Mike #19 & Ashley #18 as well, so far, so good. <3
cardswin5		#40	[-]
Posts: 2293 (12/22/09 11:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Belligerent Ghoul wrote: Yay @ Mick not being out yet. I ranked Mike #19 & Ashley #18 as well, so far, so good. <3 Yeah but you didn't ever finish yours. And sorry about this one lol. 16. Mick Trimming Apparantly unlike the popular crowd here at Sucks I don't think Mick is hot at all. He just looks weird. >_> This one is short and sweet yay! Mick was voted tribe leader on day 1. More incorrect first impressions bullshit, which was annoying. Except that this one was better than the Tocantins one because Black Russell was actually a good leader whereas Mick was just a pussy. Thats why his tribe lost all the challenges. ^_^ Oh and Russell actively sabotaging may have contributed but AMERICA LOVES RUSSELL. (check out russellgotscrewed.com ^_^) Fast forward to day whatever when Shambo gets booted til the end he's the faux target all the time but still doesn't get the picture that Russell doesn't give 2 shits about him and that Natalie was a million times better at his strategy than he was. Had he taken out Russell he probably would have hands down won the game, but he was too much of a pussy. Mick gets to the final tribal and goes off about morals and some bullshit and no one likes when people do that so he got ZERO votes. HAHA! In short Mick was boring and useless and the only reason he's so low is because of all the idiots who were so damn sure that Mick was going to win when he had no edit of substance to speak of. I don't care how many confessionals he had because I didn't remember any of them and I remembered nearly all of Natalie's because they were IMPORTANT. Basically it was Marcus all over again except worse because I fell for Marcus and never thought Mick would ever win. OMG COMPARISON TIME: -Marcus and Mick were both doctors -Marcus and Mick were both stalked by gay men (Charlie/Brett) -Marcus and Mick were both boring -Marcus and Mick were both faux winners. -Marcus and Mick were both faux hot. -Marcus and Mick both have penises (one of which I've seen and the other which was constantly blurred) And time for a shoutout to JaimeCat22 for being my absolute least favorite Mick bandwaggoner! (Even though he was spoiled ) Congrats! ^_^ Time for another completely obvious give away spoiler! Spoiler [+] zomgpedophile Last Edited By: cardswin5 12/22/09 11:23 PM. Edited 1 times.

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