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Posts: 6419 (12/23/09 08:28 PM) Registered user |
Ching: Well you're the brack one
Nigrella: How does that work Ching: I can't find photo of myself Nigrella: Okay then -(Nigrella) is an amazing slave master!- |
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Posts: 3389 (12/23/09 08:28 PM) Registered user |
-Leap dramatically off ship and swim to nearby island archipelago-
Elizabeth: You managed to ward off an ambush, Mister Darcy. My begrudged compliments are yours. Darcy: We must disembark the ship! Leap into the depths and swim to that group of islands* Elizabeth: *is already in the water* Darcy: That is why I yearn for you, Miss Bennet. *swims in after her* |
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 6927 (12/23/09 08:29 PM) Registered User |
Alright, guys. You know, it could get kinda boring just fucking around with your family, friends or colleagues. Have you considered the New World? I've
heard there are plenty of hot, non-black people living over there. You've got exotic, rugged Latinos and brave, pioneering white guys. They'd make
great lovers.
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Posts: 6655 (12/23/09 08:29 PM) |
-Leap dramatically off ship and swim to nearby island archipelago-
Julien: GIRONOMOOOOOOOOOO Francesco: *giggles the whole way down* Reggie: *does a spiraling back flip, executing a perfect dive as dolphins jump out of the water* Julien: Wow. Reggie: Yeah. That happens sometimes. |
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Posts: 1846 (12/23/09 08:29 PM) |
-Grab Longbow and fight (9) !-
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Posts: 5025 (12/23/09 08:30 PM) Registered User |
-Grab Longbow and fight (9) !-
Laura: I can't take this no more! I'm a farm girl, not a fighter. Jennifer: This is such bullshit! These ninjas won't die! |
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Posts: 13079 (12/23/09 08:30 PM) |
Okay, like, you mothafucking black people, you better get on this ship, yeah? We're taking you to some place. Its like a fucking PALACE in that bizness.
But, we have you in chains do you don't like, JACK OFF AND ORGASM in glee at the amazingness of what is on this ship and on the other side. You will have
the BEST FUCKING JOB EVER. And if you will learn to LOVE the arts of S and M. Uh yeah you'll start to LOVE those welts. And then, if your lucky, your
master will RAPE you. I mean, who doesn't love some good rape play?
And whoever gets on first gets to play with me! But if you don't get on, I will fucking SLIT YOUR DAMNED THROAT. K bai. 
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 6928 (12/23/09 08:30 PM) Registered User |
Alright, guys. You know, it could get kinda boring just fucking around with your family, friends or colleagues. I mean, don't get me wrong, but racial
homogeneity gets kinda boring after a while. Which is why I have a hot Hispanic boyfriend. Speaking of which, have you considered the New World? I've heard
there are plenty of hot, non-black people living over there. You've got exotic, rugged Latinos and brave, pioneering white guys. They'd make great
lovers. And just think - when all you beautiful specimens breed together (your women, of course, but yeah), you'll make even hotter men who'll fuck
each other wild! Interracial kiddos are always hot, y'know. Think of all the steamy manlove there could be under the moon! It's a brave new world, I
say. Go forth and seek for better mating partners!
And y'know, slavery chains? That's hot. That's like, S&M. People pay for it in the future. You'll learn to love it! THIS WAS POSTED AFTER THE UPDATE BELOW.
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Posts: 6975 (12/23/09 08:31 PM) Registered user |
Message In A Bottle: Teams must now make their way to the Arabic Fort overlooking the strait of Mozambique. It is at the overlook where teams will find their next clue. 
-(Arabic Form of transport) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Arabic Fort- (-600) 3 1st Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) 
Rough Seas: Who is an amazing slave master? 
In this Rough Seas, that person will have to force slaves on a ship. This is an easy task as the person may do so in any way. You may post a long passage convincing them to get on, draw an elaborate picture to scare them on a ship, photochop yourself (the person whose doing it) holding a particularly scaring weapon, or any other way possible as long as it takes at least 4 minutes of thought and execution. This sandbox method to finish the task may cause people trouble, but once they have gotten the slaves to board, they will receive their next clue. (Post your thing.) 2nd Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 3rd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) (Write a little more and repost and you're good.) 4th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) A rough seas is a task only one may do. A person may do up to 6 Rough Seas this season. -(Name) is an amazing slave master!-
Message In A Bottle: Teams have now swum to the island trading post of Comoros. In the 21st century, Comoros is the third poorest nation in the world. While swimming, teams have somehow traveled further back into time to 1343 CE. This is the time period where Comoros was an eclectic trading post with Europeans and Arabs conquering it to use as a port. Arabs who have conquered it recently have gives some Islamic influence to the island by building mosques and spreading their religion. It is in this time period that teams will be racing to beat GaGa and find Phil. 
Teams must now make their way to this Comoros Slave Market. It is at the back row where teams will find their next clue. 
-(Arabic Form of transport) to Comoros Slave Market- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Comoros Slave Market- (-600) 3 5th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) (+22) 6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane) (+21) -Leap dramatically off ship and swim to nearby island archipelago- 7th Megbot & Android 18 / Time Traveling Sisters (wakwakwak) (+18)
Royal Proclamation: Teams now have 3 types of weapons at their disposal: a scimitar, lance, and longbow. The conquering order is as follows: 
Scimitar beats Lance Lance beats Longbow Longbow beats Scimitar Teams will have to kill as many of the dancer ninjas as possible. It only takes 3 wins to successfully make your way to the deck of the ship and dive into the waters below and swim for freedom. -Grab (Weapon) and fight (8) !- Weapon Used: Lance Lo Wins: 2/3 8th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) (+18) |
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Posts: 3357 (12/23/09 08:31 PM) |
Brittany: If you don't get on this freaking ship, you will be sold at the SLAVE AUCTION here and then have to WORK YOUR ASS OFF for a master. 
Not only that, you will be stripped naked and humiliated in front of horny guys while they bid for your juicy flesh. 
However, life on a ship is so pleasant! You get to experience decklife and mop the floor while sailing the seven seas! 
So go on the ship or THOU SHALT DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH! |
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Posts: 5026 (12/23/09 08:32 PM) Registered User |
-Grab Lance and fight (10) !-
Jennifer: No! We're in last! Laura: Please, let us have this! 
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Posts: 6656 (12/23/09 08:32 PM) |
*Convert 87 ZAR -> 3,928 KMF*
*Convert 21 USD -> 4,114 KMF* (3,928 + 4,114 = 8042 KMF) Julien: The transport is resonably cheap here. Reggie: ABOUT FUCKING TIME. -Gay Camel to Comoros Slave Market- (-800) 1 (8042 - 800 = 7242 KMF) Camel: *bats lashes dramatically* Reggie: ...Figures. |
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TimmyTAR |
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Posts: 3390 (12/23/09 08:33 PM) Registered user |
-(Arabic form of transport) to Comoros Slave Market- (-800) 1
154 ZAR + 22 USD = 14,499 KMF 14,499 KMF - 800 KMF = 13,699 KMF Elizabeth: We must splurge on our monetary funds in order to reach our next task before that witch Lady Gaga catches us!
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 13080 (12/23/09 08:33 PM) |
Okay, like, you mothafucking black people, you better get on this ship, yeah? We're taking you to some place. Its like a fucking PALACE in that bizness.
But, we have you in chains do you don't like, JACK OFF AND ORGASM in glee at the amazingness of what is on this ship and on the other side. You will have
the BEST FUCKING JOB EVER. And if you will learn to LOVE the arts of S and M. Uh yeah you'll start to LOVE those welts. And then, if your lucky, your
master will RAPE you. I mean, who doesn't love some good rape play? And you see, in like, a few thousand years, you bitches will get your RIGHTS and shit
and be able to vote and marry white woman and just not be the fucking home wrecker in the back shack. And you know who LOVES black people? White people?
Thingsthatwhitepeoplelike told me that. Its a website! WE HAVE FANCY SHIT IN THE WEST. And really, you'll love it SO MUCH. It goes so hard. And after
a little bit, you bitches will all invent rap music and be able to like, get rich. But then white people will steal that too.
And whoever gets on first gets to play with me! But if you don't get on, I will fucking SLIT YOUR DAMNED THROAT. K bai.
(Sorry didn't see you changed your mind. ^_^) -(Arabic Form of transport) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 9131 |
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Thingamajig |
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Posts: 6420 (12/23/09 08:33 PM) Registered user |
Nigrella: Listen up, people who likely don't speak English. You're about to get on this boat, because you're going to a place far better than this!
Boys and Gurls, being a slave beats being a peasant, you get fashionable period slavewear and get to toil. TOIL! Why would you not want to spend your days
serving someone who paid very little money to get you? You can prove that you're worth so much more by working hard and faithfully serving your
Sultan/Emperor. Plus, this place is very vulnerable to tsunamis... you ain't going to survive those because black people cannot swim!!! So come on, join
the new-ish world. Asia is a wonderful place!
Nigrella: And if that doesn't convince you? This is what will happen to you if you stay! 
Now get on the boat, niggers, or yo' gon' feel my WRATH! 
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Wuming Shi |
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Posts: 6929 (12/23/09 08:34 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 6976 (12/23/09 08:34 PM) Registered user |
Battle of Choice: The Far Cannons or The Near Duel In this Battle of Choice, teams will be facing off against the impending Portuguese invaders. The Far Cannons: In The Far Cannons, teams will man a cannon and attempt to shoot 1 of 8 possible Portuguese naval ships. They will be faced with a 25 mile grid where they must choose one of 25 square miles to aim at. If they successfully damage and sink a ship, they will receive their clue. If not, the tides of the water will indicate where the nearest ship is located. This task is not too difficult, but teams who are weary of their luck may want to think twice about choosing this task. After the Portuguese ship has sunk, teams will receive their next clue from the Arab soldiers. 
The Near Duel: In The Near Duel, teams will take up arms and swashbuckle against the invaders. However, teams have now been told the algorithm to each attack. Every 30 seconds, a new wave of European fighters arrive. So, every 25.556, 25.555, or 25.554 seconds, the Comorian army should fight back. Teams will use http://www.online-stopwatch.com/ to time their attacks. All you need to do is post a screenshot of the timer on any of the 3 times listed above WITH the time you completed the action (to prevent cheating). The time you complete the task must correspond to when you get to the update so teams may only try this task ahead of time for practice. This task requires precision, and is much faster, but teams can get easily frustrated and can lose major amounts of time. When teams are done, the Comorian general will hand teams their next clue. 
To do The Far Cannons, -Run up and load the cannon- To do The Near Duel, -Run to timer and grab weapons- 1st Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227)
Message In A Bottle: Teams must now make their way to the Arabic Fort overlooking the strait of Mozambique. It is at the overlook where teams will find their next clue.
-(Arabic Form of transport) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Arabic Fort- (-600) 3 2nd Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 3rd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi)
Rough Seas: Who is an amazing slave master?
In this Rough Seas, that person will have to force slaves on a ship. This is an easy task as the person may do so in any way. You may post a long passage convincing them to get on, draw an elaborate picture to scare them on a ship, photochop yourself (the person whose doing it) holding a particularly scaring weapon, or any other way possible as long as it takes at least 4 minutes of thought and execution. This sandbox method to finish the task may cause people trouble, but once they have gotten the slaves to board, they will receive their next clue. (Post your thing.) 4th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) A rough seas is a task only one may do. A person may do up to 6 Rough Seas this season. -(Name) is an amazing slave master!- 5th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)
Message In A Bottle: Teams have now swum to the island trading post of Comoros. In the 21st century, Comoros is the third poorest nation in the world. While swimming, teams have somehow traveled further back into time to 1343 CE. This is the time period where Comoros was an eclectic trading post with Europeans and Arabs conquering it to use as a port. Arabs who have conquered it recently have gives some Islamic influence to the island by building mosques and spreading their religion. It is in this time period that teams will be racing to beat GaGa and find Phil.
Teams must now make their way to this Comoros Slave Market. It is at the back row where teams will find their next clue.
-(Arabic Form of transport) to Comoros Slave Market- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Comoros Slave Market- (-600) 3 7th Megbot & Android 18 / Time Traveling Sisters (wakwakwak) (+18) -Leap dramatically off ship and swim to nearby island archipelago- 8th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) (+18) |
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Posts: 5027 (12/23/09 08:34 PM) Registered User |
-Leap dramatically off ship and swim to nearby island archipelago-
Laura: Finally! *exhausted* Jennifer: That was the hardest thing I've ever done! |
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yzysg |
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Posts: 3358 (12/23/09 08:35 PM) |
-(Slave-pulled carriage) to Arabic Fort-
11904 Santana: How... Brittany: Oh, I stole some of the slaves from that roadblock. I figured you would need a carriage given... your condition. Santana: Oh, Brittany, YOU'RE A GENIUS! *hugs Brittany* *Brittany blushes and hugs back* Brittany: It was nothing. |
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Posts: 3391 (12/23/09 08:35 PM) Registered user |
-(Darcy) is an amazing slave master!-
Darcy: Why must I perform this task? Elizabeth: Because your proud demeanor makes you the perfect person for the job. Darcy: I cannot argue with you it appears. Elizabeth: No, you can't and you shan't. |
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