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Nimberlane		#1981	[-]
Posts: 6658 (12/23/09 08:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Alright listen up! I'm only gonna say this once! You all need to get on this ship! Yeah yeah you're slaves and you're probably going to be traded to some oppressive master who will rape you both figuratively and literally but THAT'S NOT MY FAULT OK?! JUST BECAUSE I'M WHITE DOESN'T MEAN I AUTOMATICALLY WANT THIS FOR ALL OF YOU! HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE ACCUSING EYES?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?! WHERE I'VE BEEN?! WHAT I'VE DONE?! WHAT MY LIFE GOALS ARE?! NO! NO! YOU FUCKING DON'T! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN FORCED TO DEAL WITH SUCH HATEFUL PEOPLE! I FEEL AS IF I'M BEING JUDGED SO UNFAIRLY RIGHT NOW! LOOK AT MY FACE! DO YOU SEE HOW HURT I AM?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! PICKING ON A POOR, DEFENSELESS ARTIST WHO ONLY WANTS TO FIND HER PLACE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WE ALL LIVE IN! BUT NO! YOU HAD TO JUST COME ALONG AND BRAND ME AS A RACIST! ALL BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BOARD A SHIP TO YOUR DOOM! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING RUDE THAT IS?! THINK OF WHAT YOUR PARENTS WOULD SAY! MY HEART IS ABSOLUTELY BREAKING RIGHT NOW TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SORT OF DISRESPECT! SEE THIS AX?! SEE THIS BLOOD?! THIS IS MY BLOOD! MY PAIN, ANGUISH, AND EVERYTHING ELSE! I WORK HARD FOR WHAT I WANT! I DON'T SIT AROUND AND PLAY THE BLAME GAME, OK?! SO GET ON THAT FUCKING BOAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I'M GOING TO CHOP MYSELF INTO A MILLION PIECES, COME BACK AS A POLTERGEIST, AND TERRORIZE THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF YOU! YOU'LL END UP LIKE THAT LITTLE BITCH CAROL ANNE!
TimmyTAR		#1982	[-]
Posts: 3392 (12/23/09 08:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Darcy: It has come to my attention that there are portions of you that believe that you will become slaves for commerce and trade. I have come to reaffirm those beliefs. It is important for this brand new trade system for you to become part of it, to become an integral part of this system. You have yet to know what it is that this job entails, but in due time, you will come to know that becoming just a miniature human being in this commerce is important. Because you have been demoted to slavehood, you will receive free housing, and never have to bother with living expenses ever again because you will no longer be yourself. You will become property, but important property. You will become the backbone of a planet dependent on the fruits of slave labour, and this is a proud achievement. Now become part of this destiny and board this ship!
Wuming Shi		#1983	[-]
Posts: 6935 (12/23/09 08:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	1U credit will do, sorry. :P Fired at 7 previous update. -Fire at (16, 20)- Marco: Hopefully this does it... bites lip Last Edited By: Wuming Shi 12/24/09 12:41 AM. Edited 1 times.
Avant Tai		#1984	[-]
Posts: 6979 (12/23/09 08:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Battle of Choice: The Far Cannons or The Near Duel In this Battle of Choice, teams will be facing off against the impending Portuguese invaders. The Far Cannons: In The Far Cannons, teams will man a cannon and attempt to shoot 1 of 8 possible Portuguese naval ships. They will be faced with a 25 mile grid where they must choose one of 25 square miles to aim at. If they successfully damage and sink a ship, they will receive their clue. If not, the tides of the water will indicate where the nearest ship is located. This task is not too difficult, but teams who are weary of their luck may want to think twice about choosing this task. After the Portuguese ship has sunk, teams will receive their next clue from the Arab soldiers. (Numbers go 1 - 5, 6 - 10, etc. etc.) -Fire at (#, #, and #)- 3rd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) {2 Update Credit} The Near Duel: In The Near Duel, teams will take up arms and swashbuckle against the invaders. However, teams have now been told the algorithm to each attack. Every 30 seconds, a new wave of European fighters arrive. So, every 25.556, 25.555, or 25.554 seconds, the Comorian army should fight back. Teams will use http://www.online-stopwatch.com/ to time their attacks. All you need to do is post a screenshot of the timer on any of the 3 times listed above WITH the time you completed the action (to prevent cheating). The time you complete the task must correspond to when you get to the update so teams may only try this task ahead of time for practice. This task requires precision, and is much faster, but teams can get easily frustrated and can lose major amounts of time. When teams are done, the Comorian general will hand teams their next clue. (Post Screenshot.) 1st Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) 2nd Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 4th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) To do The Far Cannons, -Run up and load the cannon- To do The Near Duel, -Run to timer and grab weapons- Message In A Bottle: Teams must now make their way to the Arabic Fort overlooking the strait of Mozambique. It is at the overlook where teams will find their next clue. -(Arabic Form of transport) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Arabic Fort- (-600) 3 5th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR)  6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)   Rough Seas: Who is an amazing slave master? In this Rough Seas, that person will have to force slaves on a ship. This is an easy task as the person may do so in any way. You may post a long passage convincing them to get on, draw an elaborate picture to scare them on a ship, photochop yourself (the person whose doing it) holding a particularly scaring weapon, or any other way possible as long as it takes at least 4 minutes of thought and execution. This sandbox method to finish the task may cause people trouble, but once they have gotten the slaves to board, they will receive their next clue. (Post your thing.)  8th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) A rough seas is a task only one may do. A person may do up to 6 Rough Seas this season. -(Name) is an amazing slave master!- 7th Megbot & Android 18 / Time Traveling Sisters (wakwakwak)
wakwakwak		#1985	[-]
Posts: 1850 (12/23/09 08:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-A18 is the slave master-
yzysg		#1986	[-]
Posts: 3361 (12/23/09 08:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AT, I SWITCHED MY DETOUR LAST UPDATE. -Fire at 13-
Thingamajig		#1987	[-]
Posts: 6423 (12/23/09 08:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is this adequate? Notice the 43...
TimmyTAR		#1988	[-]
Posts: 3393 (12/23/09 08:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-(Cart pulled by Qu'ran disciplined slave) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 13,699 KMF - 800 KMF = 12,899 KMF Elizabeth: You were breezed through that obstruction with ease. Darcy: Indeed I did. Now we shall journey to yet another. Elizabeth: I ever so hope this is the one where you may choose one of two.
Nimberlane		#1989	[-]
Posts: 6659 (12/23/09 08:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-Leather-Bound Daddy Camel to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 (7242 - 800 = 6442 KMF) Julien: eyes Reggie What... exactly did you tell them? They seemed like they were scared shitless. Reggie: Oh. Nothing. grins Julien: ...Right. moves away from her for the time-being
Destinys Champion		#1990	[-]
Posts: 5031 (12/23/09 08:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Laura: Enter the ship, slaves or I'll whip ya! (Oh my gosh, this is so mean!)
NickF227		#1991	[-]
Posts: 13082 (12/23/09 08:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My internet kerblahhed as soon as I got it.
Wuming Shi		#1992	[-]
Posts: 6936 (12/23/09 08:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Marco: Yesss! Right on target! Darius: I knew you'd rock it dude. Time to rumble! Marco: Ha yes, we gotta beat those other teams now. I see the cheerleaders and the odd couple! -(Slave caravan) to Mount Karthala- (-800) 1 13714 KMF remain Marco: So... yeah. holds Darius's hand Back when we met, at the basketball court. Darius: laughs Oh, my. You were always a hottie. But you know that. Marco: teasingly Kinda. Darius: Don't make me smack your ass. Marco: I'm all too willing to. Darius: Jesus. grins Yeah, you know how I always tell you? That you're perfection and all? I knew that when I first saw you. Marco: What did you like about me, anyway? Darius: I don't know precisely... tons of things. You're just beautiful all round. But I wasn't out and I wasn't a whore- Marco: Yeah, that's the thing that attracted me in the first place. You're a good guy. grins Darius: Well... I wouldn't say I'm good, but I try. Marco: Well, you try. And for the most part, you're one of the most decent people I know. stares into Darius's eyes Darius: And yet, we never came out. laughs The signs were all there, come to think of it. The awkward looks and touches we'd exchange... Marco: Well, you know how hard it can be sometimes. The fear that we're never quite seen as normal, by others, again. It took something extraordinary like this to change all that. Darius: smells Marco's hair We're lucky. And I'm lucky to have you. they share a contemplative, contented silence as the dusty caravan makes its way up the volcano Last Edited By: Wuming Shi 12/24/09 12:55 AM. Edited 1 times.
Thingamajig		#1993	[-]
Posts: 6424 (12/23/09 08:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-(Magic Carpet) to Mount Karthala- (-800) 1 Nigrella: Let's go gurl! Now's our chance to win this thing! 12233
Avant Tai		#1994	[-]
Posts: 6980 (12/23/09 08:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Paradise Found: The Paradise Found for this leg of the race is Mount Karthala, the highest point in the Comoros archipelago. Mount Karthala is a currently active volcano and contributes to Comoros slowly growing landmass. It is considered very sacred to natives of Comoros and even Arab traders fear the volcano's explosive eruptions. This Paradise Found is the sixth in a race around the world. The last team to check in here will be eliminated. -(Arabic Form of transport) to Mount Karthala- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Mount Karthala- (-600) 3 1st Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 2nd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 3rd Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) Battle of Choice: The Far Cannons or The Near Duel In this Battle of Choice, teams will be facing off against the impending Portuguese invaders. The Far Cannons: In The Far Cannons, teams will man a cannon and attempt to shoot 1 of 8 possible Portuguese naval ships. They will be faced with a 25 mile grid where they must choose one of 25 square miles to aim at. If they successfully damage and sink a ship, they will receive their clue. If not, the tides of the water will indicate where the nearest ship is located. This task is not too difficult, but teams who are weary of their luck may want to think twice about choosing this task. After the Portuguese ship has sunk, teams will receive their next clue from the Arab soldiers. (Numbers go 1 - 5, 6 - 10, etc. etc.) -Fire at (#)- The Near Duel: In The Near Duel, teams will take up arms and swashbuckle against the invaders. However, teams have now been told the algorithm to each attack. Every 30 seconds, a new wave of European fighters arrive. So, every 25.556, 25.555, or 25.554 seconds, the Comorian army should fight back. Teams will use http://www.online-stopwatch.com/ to time their attacks. All you need to do is post a screenshot of the timer on any of the 3 times listed above WITH the time you completed the action (to prevent cheating). The time you complete the task must correspond to when you get to the update so teams may only try this task ahead of time for practice. This task requires precision, and is much faster, but teams can get easily frustrated and can lose major amounts of time. When teams are done, the Comorian general will hand teams their next clue. (Post Screenshot.) 1st Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) 25.555, 25.556, 25.557 To do The Far Cannons, -Run up and load the cannon- To do The Near Duel, -Run to timer and grab weapons- 5th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR)  6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)   Message In A Bottle: Teams must now make their way to the Arabic Fort overlooking the strait of Mozambique. It is at the overlook where teams will find their next clue. -(Arabic Form of transport) to Arabic Fort- (-800) 1 -(African Form of Transport) to Arabic Fort- (-600) 3  7th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) Rough Seas: Who is an amazing slave master? In this Rough Seas, that person will have to force slaves on a ship. This is an easy task as the person may do so in any way. You may post a long passage convincing them to get on, draw an elaborate picture to scare them on a ship, photochop yourself (the person whose doing it) holding a particularly scaring weapon, or any other way possible as long as it takes at least 4 minutes of thought and execution. This sandbox method to finish the task may cause people trouble, but once they have gotten the slaves to board, they will receive their next clue. (Post your thing.) 7th Megbot & Android 18 / Time Traveling Sisters (wakwakwak)
TimmyTAR		#1995	[-]
Posts: 3394 (12/23/09 08:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-Run up and load the cannon- Elizabeth: My thirst for blood has yet to be quenched. Let us perform this one. Darcy: As you wish, Miss Bennet. Elizabeth: Please refrain from politeness. I am concerned that doing so may cause a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum.
Nimberlane		#1996	[-]
Posts: 6660 (12/23/09 08:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-Run up and load the cannon- Reggie: I'm still in the mood for BLOODSHED. licks lips Julien: I'm... not sure I like this new warrior side of you. Francesco: I do! It's ferosh! Reggie: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Francesco: ;_; Julien: Damn.
Destinys Champion		#1997	[-]
Posts: 5032 (12/23/09 08:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	-Magic Carpet to Arabic Fort- (13939-800=13139) 1 Jennifer: You looked so badass doing that! Laura: But I hated it! Made me look like a racist! Which I'm not... I love Sundai!
wakwakwak		#1998	[-]
Posts: 1851 (12/23/09 08:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A18: HEY YOU, PEOPLE. Do you see this is piece of thing in my hand? This is what we call a lazer sword. Now, if you don't follow me, then you'll all be dead. Get on the boat, before I slice into pieces and throw you off the boat. Did you get that? This is a matter of life and death. And if you don't follow
Wuming Shi		#1999	[-]
Posts: 6937 (12/23/09 08:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	13714 KMF remain -Run up to the nearly erupting volcano and self-check in- Darius: sprints Marco: leaps ahead with a surge of adrenaline Darius: pulls Marco onto the mat and embraces him YES! First again! Marco: And this time, we beat out 2 other teams, fair and square. Darius: Yeah. I can't believe we're doing this well! their embrace tightens Marco: Is it me, or are you really warm? Darius: glances to the side Or... we might be standing on the edge of a volcano about to erupt. Marco: Oof. heads backward, dragging Darius away A safe distance, please. Darius: It's kinda thrilling though, dontcha think? Marco: No thanks. As much as my inner geographer should be excited, I'd rather not have the 'thrill' of outrunning lava flow. Last Edited By: Wuming Shi 12/24/09 11:27 AM. Edited 3 times.
yzysg		#2000	[-]
Posts: 3362 (12/23/09 08:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad -(Slaveback) to Mount Karthala- (-800) 11904 Santana: OH. MY. GOD. COME ON! Brittany: Wow, for a pregnant woman, you sure can run -.- Santana: Get on the slave. NOW! whips slave GO!

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