-Walk to the entrance of Bethlehem and create banner-
Anna: Omg hey ~ya'll~ oh my WERD!
Nina: He isn't holy yet. Calm your ass down.
Anna: Omg hey ~ya'll~ oh my WERD!
Nina: He isn't holy yet. Calm your ass down.
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Avant Tai's The Amazing Race: The Complete Seventh Season
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1. Start at David's house (marked on the map)
2. As you walk, make sure to go around the mysterious red circle 3. When you get to the north end, make sure to take a closer look at it out of curiosity 4. Give the bum some spare change 5. When he bites your leg, shake him off 6. Make your way to the inconvenient rive 7. Cross it 8. Realise you forgot your gifts on the other side... go back and get them 9. Fix the "North" arrow - it's crooked 10. Enter the manger from the back so you don't wake the baby 
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God's Paths: The Welcome Party or The Three Wise Men He has allowed us two ways of light. The Welcome Party: In The Welcome Party, teams must make their way to the entrance of Bethlehem. As there is only 1 road that go through the town, teams can surprise Mary & Joseph with a nice sign since they originally didn't have anyone that wished to greet them. The banner must be rectangular shape and can say anything warm and inviting on it. Once teams have constructed and decorated the banner (glitter gets brownie points!), they will hang it up for God to see. If He gives it his blessings, he will channel a clue down to Earth for the teams. If not, he will burn it with his eyes and teams will have to start all over. This task is simple for artistic teams but granting His favor may prove to be quite difficult. 
(Post Banner) 3rd Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) 6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane) 7th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) The Three Wise Men: In The Three Wise Men, teams walk to David's house and will have to use the Angel Gabriel to give directions from their hometown to Bethlehem in time to see Mary giving birth. The directions must be at least 10 lines and must include a map for the path they need to follow. Teams can be as serious or humorous as they want because when angels tell people how to do something, people will listen no matter how absurd or dangerous. When teams have posted the map and directions, they will receive their next clue from Gabriel. This task is the easier of the two, but teams who lack writing skills may take a considerable amount of time here. 
(Post Map & Directions) 1st Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) 2nd Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 4th Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 5th Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) To do The Welcome Party, -Walk to the entrance of Bethlehem and create banner- To do The Three Wise Men, -Walk to David's house and encounter Gabriel in dreams- |
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Posts: 6946 (12/23/09 09:24 PM) Registered User |
So, walk past Phasael Tower.
Try and ignore the screams of people getting whipped to death. In the Tyropion Valley you'll see a whorehouse. DO NOT GO IN OK YOU ARE PURE PEOPLE. Turn right instead, you'll be through the First Walls now. Follow the aqueduct into the Upper Town. And no, people don't pee in there. At least I think they don't. Aight guys, see the person over there in the burqa? Walk too close and he'll blow up, so STAY AWAY. Now, there may be so many houses, but you know the one with a BIG star shining into the manger? That's where it is. 
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Posts: 3404 (12/23/09 09:25 PM) Registered user |
Elizabeth: For our three wise men, you will be starting in the upper left hand quadrant of this map. Darcy: Follow the stars eastward three hundred paces until you reach the foothill of a skull-shapened mountain. Elizabeth: Once you have reached the mountain, you must looks towards the Heavens once more, and the good Lord will show your next directions. Darcy: Naturally, this will lead you two hundred and fifty paces in the southwest direction to a forest. Elizabeth: In this forest, you must chop down trees in order to produce a manger for the birth of our Lord, then look upwards. Darcy: Use the stars to travel a hundred paces east to a cave. Elizabeth: Inside this cave are gold, frankincense, and myrrh. These will be Jesus' presents. Darcy: Then travel two hundred paces south east, more east than south, until you reach a barn. Elizabeth: Where inside will be Mary and Joseph, ready to birth Christ. Darcy: Avast! You must be off to welcome our Lord, or else! |
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Posts: 3371 (12/23/09 09:25 PM) |
Map
Directions 
1. First, wait for a star to appear. 
2. Then, look in the sky for a really miniscule North Star. 3. Follow that star. 
4. You will pass by, ah, a lot of villages. 5. But don't go inside them! JUST FOLLOW THE STAR. 
6. You will pass by shepherds herding random goats. 7. They will be singing hymns to God. 8. Join them! Sing "Deck the Halls" as loudly as you can =) 
9. Finally, the star will stop above a hut. 10. Go inside the hut and into the manger and you will see Jesus <3 |
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Posts: 13091 (12/23/09 09:25 PM) |
Jesus <3 |
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Posts: 6994 (12/23/09 09:26 PM) Registered user |
Divine Intervention: Teams must now make their way to the local Bethlehem Inn. At the entrance is where teams will find their next clue. Caution: Polytheism Ahead! 
-(Holy form of transport) to Bethlehem Inn- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Bethlehem Inn- (-10) 3 1st Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 3rd Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) 5th Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 7th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) 4th Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 1st Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig)
God's Paths: The Welcome Party or The Three Wise Men He has allowed us two ways of light. The Welcome Party: In The Welcome Party, teams must make their way to the entrance of Bethlehem. As there is only 1 road that go through the town, teams can surprise Mary & Joseph with a nice sign since they originally didn't have anyone that wished to greet them. The banner must be rectangular shape and can say anything warm and inviting on it. Once teams have constructed and decorated the banner (glitter gets brownie points!), they will hang it up for God to see. If He gives it his blessings, he will channel a clue down to Earth for the teams. If not, he will burn it with his eyes and teams will have to start all over. This task is simple for artistic teams but granting His favor may prove to be quite difficult.
(Post Banner) 6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane) The Three Wise Men: In The Three Wise Men, teams walk to David's house and will have to use the Angel Gabriel to give directions from their hometown to Bethlehem in time to see Mary giving birth. The directions must be at least 10 lines and must include a map for the path they need to follow. Teams can be as serious or humorous as they want because when angels tell people how to do something, people will listen no matter how absurd or dangerous. When teams have posted the map and directions, they will receive their next clue from Gabriel. This task is the easier of the two, but teams who lack writing skills may take a considerable amount of time here.
(Post Map & Directions) To do The Welcome Party, -Walk to the entrance of Bethlehem and create banner- To do The Three Wise Men, -Walk to David's house and encounter Gabriel in dreams-
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-(Tidal energy from the Red Sea) to Bethlehem Inn- (-30) 1
116 ILS remain Marco: That was a bit shoddy, but it'll do. Darius: *looks around* At this point, things are really heating up! It's not elegant, but whatever it takes to get ahead, man. Marco: Time to focus on this now, Dash. We've got a... Polytheism to avoid. *frowns* Whatever that means. Darius: Yeah, I wish they'd at least specify 'Yield' or 'U-Turn' for dumbasses like me.
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Posts: 6435 (12/23/09 09:27 PM) Registered user |
-(Follow that star) to Bethlehem Inn- (105-30=75) 1
I was bumped above the update! Ching: Dis so nervewracking! |
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-(The Power of Christ Compels us!) to Bethlehem Inn- (-30) 1
105 ILS - 30 ILS = 75 ILS Elizabeth: I am concerned over our low amount of currency. Darcy: We must use the quickest form of divine transportation to win this leg in the name of our Lord! Elizabeth: Praise him! |
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-(Teleport) to Bethlehem Inn-
83 left Brittany: My wish this christmas is for Sue to turn mute <3 Santana: Seconded! |
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-(Holy form of transport) to Bethlehem Inn- (-30) 1
53 Anna: So ~broke~ so ~fierce~. Nina: YEAH FAN YOURSELF YOU FUCKER. |
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-Angel named Tyra to Bethlehem Inn- (107-30=77) 1
Jennifer: Uh oh, I think we might be spending too much. Laura: As long as Tyra is with us, we'll be blessed and will flourish! |
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Posts: 6948 (12/23/09 09:29 PM) Registered User |
-We choose to Polytheise NO ONE!-
Darius: Again, it's all in the Christmas spirit... Marco: And karma. Darius: *grins* Well yeah, both. -(Marco) loves God!- Darius: You're the Roman Catholic! Better qualified than I am, at least... Marco: Yeah, church every Sunday and all... *kisses the cross necklace around his beck* Padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo. Santificado sea tu nombre. (Our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name.)
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-(Ching) loves God!-
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Posts: 6995 (12/23/09 09:30 PM) Registered user |
Atheism: Who loves God? 
Atheism is a task only one person can believe in. A person may only do up to 6 Atheists this season. -(Name) loves God!- 
Polytheism: This is the second of three Polytheisms this season. A Polytheism forces a team to complete the task it previously did not complete. Teams may only exercise this right only once on the race, so they need to decide when it is in their best interest to do so. To Polytheism someone, a team member must state *We choose to Polytheism (Team name)!* (You may also choose who is doing the roadblock.) 1st Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 2nd Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) 3rd Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 4th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) 5th Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 6th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig)
Divine Intervention: Teams must now make their way to the local Bethlehem Inn. At the entrance is where teams will find their next clue. Caution: Polytheism Ahead!
-(Holy form of transport) to Bethlehem Inn- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Bethlehem Inn- (-10) 3 7th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)
God's Paths: The Welcome Party or The Three Wise Men He has allowed us two ways of light. The Welcome Party: In The Welcome Party, teams must make their way to the entrance of Bethlehem. As there is only 1 road that go through the town, teams can surprise Mary & Joseph with a nice sign since they originally didn't have anyone that wished to greet them. The banner must be rectangular shape and can say anything warm and inviting on it. Once teams have constructed and decorated the banner (glitter gets brownie points!), they will hang it up for God to see. If He gives it his blessings, he will channel a clue down to Earth for the teams. If not, he will burn it with his eyes and teams will have to start all over. This task is simple for artistic teams but granting His favor may prove to be quite difficult.
(Post Banner) The Three Wise Men: In The Three Wise Men, teams walk to David's house and will have to use the Angel Gabriel to give directions from their hometown to Bethlehem in time to see Mary giving birth. The directions must be at least 10 lines and must include a map for the path they need to follow. Teams can be as serious or humorous as they want because when angels tell people how to do something, people will listen no matter how absurd or dangerous. When teams have posted the map and directions, they will receive their next clue from Gabriel. This task is the easier of the two, but teams who lack writing skills may take a considerable amount of time here.
(Post Map & Directions) To do The Welcome Party, -Walk to the entrance of Bethlehem and create banner- To do The Three Wise Men, -Walk to David's house and encounter Gabriel in dreams- |
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Posts: 3406 (12/23/09 09:31 PM) Registered user |
-(Elizabeth) loves God!-
*We choose to Polytheism (No One)!* Darcy: I believe it should be your turn in this rotation for the Obstructions. Elizabeth: And this comes at the most perfect time! |
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