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Avant Tai |
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He Has Come: Teams must now make their way to the stable quickly as Mary is giving birth to Jesus! They must also bring a cool gift since gold, myrrh, and frankincense are totally lame for an awesome dude like Jesus. Lady GaGa is here already and is planning to assassinate Jesus and put a baby form of her in his place so the world may worship Lady GaGa and read the Tome of GaGa. Clearly, she needs to be put in her place, so why don't you do it? This is the seventh He Has Come. The last team to check in here will be eliminated by Him.
-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Gift) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money) 1st Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) -(Holy transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-10) 3 1st Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 6th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) 7th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane) 5th Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 2nd Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion)
Atheism: Who loves God?
In this Atheism, that person will have to help fulfill God's requests by defying them. You must take 1 well known story in the Bible and alter it to include your team. This does not mean simply changing names of the story, but rewriting the story some to reflect the awesomeness and purity of your teams. Matthew, one the authors of the Bible will then collect the story, thinking it is original and fact, but instead it being completely fictional. The revised story should be at least 3 paragraphs of fun satire. After teams have handed their story to Matthew, he will hand teams their next clue. (Take a 3 paragraph Biblical story and alter it OR Write a 3 paragraph summary of a Biblical Story with your characters written and it slightly changed) 4th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) (See the other 6 stories.) |
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yzysg |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Wooden Cross) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in-
53 Remaining
Santana: Ooh... foreshadowing, much? Brittany: Hey, it cost $50! At least Jesus is warned now. Santana: I bet he knew it all along >_> EVERYBODY: HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! |
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Destinys Champion |
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-Angel named Tyra to Mary & Joseph's stable- (77-30=47) 1
Jennifer: OMG! We're actually gonna survive! Get ready for a foot race. Laura: I know! I love Christmas too much! No way God was gonna us lose this leg.
Last Edited By: Destinys Champion
12/23/09 09:59 PM.
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Nimberlane |
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-Rolling Logs to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-10) 3
(23 - 10 = 13 ILS) |
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TimmyTAR |
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-(Flown in by Gabriel) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-30) 1
75 ILS - 30 ILS = 45 ILS Elizabeth: My fundamental knowledge of our Lord has produced a positive result! Darcy: Hurray! Hark! The birth of Jesus is upon! |
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NickF227 |
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AT THAT IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF IT. OH MY GOD. CAN YOU NOT READ ENGLISH?
IF YOU WANTED A FUCKING SPECIFIC WORD LENGTH, YOU SHOULD'VE SPECIFIED. ARE YOU STUPID? |
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Thingamajig |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Tyra doll) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in-
45 Shekels Ching: We almost out of money! Nigrella: Gurl, people as fierce as us are never out of money... don't you worry. |
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Wuming Shi |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (gay wedding cake) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money)
Darius: *to baby Jesus* You like it, don't you, my Lord? Baby Jesus: *gurgles in approval* Marco: *smiles* He's beautiful. A true saviour to us all. Darius: I just feel... the love in here. It's like no other. *kisses Marco, who reciprocates not in passion, but with pure emotive love* Baby Jesus: *claps* Everyone Else: Aww! *joins in clapping* 86 ILS remain
Last Edited By: Wuming Shi
12/24/09 01:26 PM.
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Wuming Shi |
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2nd: Thinga
3rd: Wuming 4th: Timmy 5th: DC |
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TimmyTAR |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Katana) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money)
45 ILS Darcy: Aha! We have defeated you, evil Lady Gaga! Elizabeth: Oh Son of God, please accept this katana. We wish you use this in the disposal of the undead and the heathens that dare to question your absolute power. Darcy: Forgive all our sins, O Lord, and know we have complete devotion to your word. Elizabeth: Amen.
Last Edited By: TimmyTAR
12/23/09 09:51 PM.
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Avant Tai |
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He Has Come: Teams must now make their way to the stable quickly as Mary is giving birth to Jesus! They must also bring a cool gift since gold, myrrh, and frankincense are totally lame for an awesome dude like Jesus. Lady GaGa is here already and is planning to assassinate Jesus and put a baby form of her in his place so the world may worship Lady GaGa and read the Tome of GaGa. Clearly, she needs to be put in her place, so why don't you do it? This is the seventh He Has Come. The last team to check in here will be eliminated by Him.
Checked In: 1st Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) -Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Gift) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money) 1st Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 5th Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 2nd Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) 6th Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) -(Holy transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-10) 3 1 + 3 7th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)
Atheism: Who loves God?
In this Atheism, that person will have to help fulfill God's requests by defying them. You must take 1 well known story in the Bible and alter it to include your team. This does not mean simply changing names of the story, but rewriting the story some to reflect the awesomeness and purity of your teams. Matthew, one the authors of the Bible will then collect the story, thinking it is original and fact, but instead it being completely fictional. The revised story should be at least 3 paragraphs of fun satire. After teams have handed their story to Matthew, he will hand teams their next clue. (Take a 3 paragraph Biblical story and alter it OR Write a 3 paragraph summary of a Biblical Story with your characters written and it slightly changed) 4th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) (Just write some more fucking shit and stop being a little bitch about it.) |
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Destinys Champion |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present Weave to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (47 ILS)
Laura: Why would Baby Jesus need a weave? Jennifer: Don't ask me. You're the one who loves God. I love Buddha. *rolls eye* (the other eye is unable to roll)
Last Edited By: Destinys Champion
12/23/09 09:59 PM.
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Thingamajig |
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Nick's obligatory 7th place meltdown <3333333333
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NickF227 |
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Well, I'm not going to. I fulfilled the requirements you wrote, not the made up fucking ones in your head.
If I'm eliminated, whatever, its just because you are a whiny fucking bitch. |
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Avant Tai |
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He Has Come: Teams must now make their way to the stable quickly as Mary is giving birth to Jesus! They must also bring a cool gift since gold, myrrh, and frankincense are totally lame for an awesome dude like Jesus. Lady GaGa is here already and is planning to assassinate Jesus and put a baby form of her in his place so the world may worship Lady GaGa and read the Tome of GaGa. Clearly, she needs to be put in her place, so why don't you do it? This is the seventh He Has Come. The last team to check in here will be eliminated by Him.
Checked In: 1st Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 2nd Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) 3rd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 4th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 5th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) -Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Gift) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money) -(Holy transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-10) 3 2 + 3 7th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane)
Atheism: Who loves God?
In this Atheism, that person will have to help fulfill God's requests by defying them. You must take 1 well known story in the Bible and alter it to include your team. This does not mean simply changing names of the story, but rewriting the story some to reflect the awesomeness and purity of your teams. Matthew, one the authors of the Bible will then collect the story, thinking it is original and fact, but instead it being completely fictional. The revised story should be at least 3 paragraphs of fun satire. After teams have handed their story to Matthew, he will hand teams their next clue. (Take a 3 paragraph Biblical story and alter it OR Write a 3 paragraph summary of a Biblical Story with your characters written and it slightly changed) 4th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) (Fine.) |
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NickF227 |
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Good. You've been rigging shit this whole time so its cool~
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Avant Tai |
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He Has Come: Teams must now make their way to the stable quickly as Mary is giving birth to Jesus! They must also bring a cool gift since gold, myrrh, and frankincense are totally lame for an awesome dude like Jesus. Lady GaGa is here already and is planning to assassinate Jesus and put a baby form of her in his place so the world may worship Lady GaGa and read the Tome of GaGa. Clearly, she needs to be put in her place, so why don't you do it? This is the seventh He Has Come. The last team to check in here will be eliminated by Him.
Checked In: 1st Santana & Brittany / Cheerleaders (yzysg) 2nd Ching & Nigrella / College Friends (Thingamajig) 3rd Darius & Marco / Best Friends (Wuming Shi) 4th Elizabeth & Darcy / Unfortunate Acquaintances (TimmyTAR) 5th Jennifer & Laura / Petite Models (Destinys Champion) -Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present (Gift) to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money) 6th Julien & Reggie / Art Student (Nimberlane) -(Holy transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-30) 1 -(Lame Transport) to Mary & Joseph's stable- (-10) 3
Atheism: Who loves God?
In this Atheism, that person will have to help fulfill God's requests by defying them. You must take 1 well known story in the Bible and alter it to include your team. This does not mean simply changing names of the story, but rewriting the story some to reflect the awesomeness and purity of your teams. Matthew, one the authors of the Bible will then collect the story, thinking it is original and fact, but instead it being completely fictional. The revised story should be at least 3 paragraphs of fun satire. After teams have handed their story to Matthew, he will hand teams their next clue. (Take a 3 paragraph Biblical story and alter it OR Write a 3 paragraph summary of a Biblical Story with your characters written and it slightly changed) 7th Nina & Anna / Competitive Sisters (NickF227) (If I was rigging this shit, you would have been out before Megbot & Android 18 and Radar & Fox.) |
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NickF227 |
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And you wonder why more people didn't sign up this time~
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Nimberlane |
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-Apprehend Lady GaGa, Present Spatula to Baby Jesus, receive blessings and holy self-check in- (Post Money)
Julien: Don't hate. 13 ILS |
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