So the past two days I have had two horrid "dates" with guys:
Guy #1: We are supposed to meet at a bar. I get there at 12:30 and he is nowhere to be seen. I am about to leave when he stumbles over at 12:45 and says
he's been drinking with friends for a while (and they are there with him...ugh if we are meeting for the first time why bring friends?) and the reason he
is drunk is because he just lost his job (as an elementary school teacher). He then proceeds to tell me he wants to leave the country for a few months because
he's distraught, etc. and he mentions wanting to hang out on Saturday (unfortch I have a job and am thus working). He says we'll hang out NYE but
doesn't return my text today...Sunday night he wanted to come over at 3AM because he was horny but I said I wanted to date first.
Guy #2: Told me tonight he lost his job because he checked himself into a psych ward and didn't have health insurance so he could get meds. He's on
food stamps and medicare. Sent me pics of his dick after just talking with me for 2 hours...although his dick is huge which is a plus. Told me he is bipolar
and also ADHD. Wanted to come pick me up tonight to go to his place and said that if we were going to sleep in the same bed he expected at least oral, if not
anal.
WHY ARE ALL MEN LOSERS?!?!? Who DOES this shit when first meeting someone? I thought the problem was me...apparently the problem is I am the sane one now and
get to see how fucking insane everyone else is.
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What is wrong with gay men!?!?
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Posts: 7551 (12/24/09 02:18 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
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Posts: 7060 (12/24/09 02:22 AM) Registered user |
I said I wanted to date first. 
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Posts: 188 (12/24/09 02:26 AM) Registered User |
so are you going to share those pics or what
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Posts: 7084 (12/24/09 02:26 AM) Registered User |
Why are all gay men melodramatic and annoying?
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Posts: 7552 (12/24/09 02:28 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
Survivor Boy wrote: I know, right? I'm seriously debating opening up my bisexual side and finding a girlfriend. |
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Posts: 7536 (12/24/09 03:25 AM) Registered User |
trying to date in Dec, is doomed due to timing anyway - it's a non-dating month. dating resumes in the second week of Jan.
yw. so just PM those bi-polar dick pics right on over to me. hopefully he was at least thoughtful enough to throw some body shots in there. kthx |
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Posts: 14256 (12/24/09 03:33 AM) Registered user |
Um I had a great date tonight. Sorry.
I SWALLOWED my pride and got him a gift for Christmas. He didn't have one for me, but I didn't mind. |
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Posts: 2345 (12/24/09 04:22 AM) Thief |
skank
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BobbyBrown06 |
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Posts: 14257 (12/24/09 04:32 AM) Registered user |
<3s
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Posts: 9584 (12/24/09 04:45 AM) |
Sounds like you really know how to pick 'em. GJ!
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Posts: 11794 (12/24/09 04:47 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Gay men don't like some responsibilities.
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Posts: 5447 (12/24/09 04:53 AM) Registered user |
for fucks sake!
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Posts: 25846 (12/24/09 04:53 AM) dimply pooh bear |
Where did you meet them?
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Posts: 7553 (12/24/09 06:14 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
khnum wrote: I've been meeting people at bars and online. Seems they're all freaks 
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Posts: 886 (12/24/09 06:20 AM) Registered user |
I'm just wondering what your date's posts would be saying about you? Were you the perfect date? there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, cherry, cherry, boom, boom |
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Posts: 5264 (12/24/09 06:38 AM) Registered User |
survivorjb2003 wrote:You've answered your own question. If you meet people in bars and online, what kind of people do you think you're going to meet? (Hint: the answer is: "LOSERS!") yw |
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Posts: 6888 (12/24/09 06:38 AM) Buttfucking ain't nothing |
survivorjb2003 wrote: I refuse to believe you were naive enough to believe you could meet a gay guy at a bar or online that wasn't a freak. :/ |
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Posts: 6889 (12/24/09 06:40 AM) Buttfucking ain't nothing |
omg beefcake and I really are soulmates! we posted essentially the same thing at the same time!<3<3
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 5265 (12/24/09 06:40 AM) Registered User |
Great minds think alike.
hollybear <3 |
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khnum |
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