Our Holiday Task: Spy on the Casual Fantards in Lions, Tigers, Survivors

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Our Holiday Task: Spy on the Casual Fantards

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Posts: 2070 (12/24/09 10:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Click here to break the ad gravity rule. Remove this ad Yes, believe it or not, you may be related to casual fantards of the show who cheer for Coach and Ozzy. Theyll be sitting around your Channukah, Christmas, and fake black holiday dinnertables. Keep your ears open and listen to what they have to say. So far on Christmas Eve, when Survivor gets brought up: Aunt 1 - "I loved when that Physics teacher won last year." Aunt 2 - "Yeah, he was good, but I thought Yauman was probably the best winner." I wish I was making this shit up. Please report your findings in this thread so we can all
unduli clone		#1	[-]
Posts: 8107 (12/24/09 10:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	@ your holiday list @ real people discussing Survivor. I didn't realize it happened anymore.
ThrowMeGabon		#2	[-]
Posts: 1419 (12/24/09 11:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My uncle and me, roughly: "HEY! Is that gay dude going to be on the next season?" "No, I'm pretty sure he was in jail for tax evasion then." "They made it look like he was. I didn't watch the first season because I'd always turn it on and there he'd be..." "Yeah he's not on next season." "I didn't start watching until Rupert." "I think he's going to be on..." "RUPERT! Best player ever. Should be great." "ok thanks for the weed, later"
cardswin5		#3	[-]
Posts: 2317 (12/24/09 11:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mom when seeing Shambo for the first time: "She's a lesbian." Sister: Did Russell win? Me: No Sister: Good, he sucks. I <3 my family.
YemaGrl1988		#4	[-]
Posts: 8455 (12/24/09 11:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Me: Hey, does anyone here watch Survivor? ^_^ Aunt 1: Ya, but I stop watching after they are racist. Aunt 2: A lotta them white folk are racist. Aunt 1: When that girl Jasmine was voted out for being black, I stopped watching. Aunt 2: I was rooting for Jamal (Jaison) and he was the first one they voted out. Me: Didn't he make final five? Aunt 2: No, them white folk got him out early. Aunt 3: Remember when Vessapeeseeyah won?
ilovekelly752		#5	[-]
Posts: 806 (12/25/09 12:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LOL @ these so far
NickF227		#6	[-]
Posts: 13127 (12/25/09 01:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Me: Hey, mom, did you finish watching Survivor? Mom: Oh no, I couldn't watch with that Russell. He was so mean. Me: Oh...wanna know who won? Mom: It was probably that Russell bitch, right? Me: Oh no...it was Natalie. Russ got 2nd. Mom: That little blond one? Really? Who got 3rd? Me: Uh, Mick. Mom: Who? Not. Kidding. <3
SFC		#7	[-]
Posts: 966 (12/25/09 02:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Only thing with my family is my mom always thinks Cao Boi is on every season.
Hippochinfat		#8	[-]
Posts: 555 (12/25/09 05:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Me: Who do you think is going to win sweety? Daughter: I think Brett will! Me: Retard, you're such a casual fan it fucking hurts my brain. Brett isn't edgically viable, he's been a total enigma until recently and you're only cheering for him because they started showing him a bit lately. He's had 4 INV1s and nothing higher then an UTR2, do you honestly think the editors would give him the shaft if he won? And he's male too, and if a winner is ignored they'll probably be a female winner. Yes, he would likely get most of the jurty votes but that doesn't mean he's going to make it there, they've been foreshadowing he's going to fall short on the last IC for a while now. Next time actually put some logic into your choice, I can't believe you're my fucking daughter, I swear they got you mixed up with someone.
Olmec Donald		#9	[-]
Posts: 1287 (12/25/09 05:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SFC wrote: Only thing with my family is my mom always thinks Cao Boi is on every season.
Wezzie		#10	[-]
Posts: 5451 (12/25/09 08:01 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Click here to break the ad gravity rule. Remove this ad Husband's 62 year old business partner, "Hey, have you been watching Survivor? They've got this guy on there who's a jerk." Me, "Russell" Business partner, "Yeah, my daughter never watched the show before but I told her about Russell and she's been watching it. Business partner sucking in his gut, "You know , if I were a younger, I'd do Survivor. I could do that."
Wezzie		#11	[-]
Posts: 5452 (12/25/09 08:15 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A few weeks ago Wanda Shirk and I were on the phone talking about Russell... Me, "He could win, you know." Wanda, "Win? We don't even know if he makes it to the final two." Me, "Umm..... " Wanda, "Wait. Do we know that?" Me <lies> "No, I don't know, but he has a chance." Wanda, "I think he'll be the next boot. Dave and Monica will get rid of him." Me, "Yeah, probably."
Lexxan		#12	[-]
Posts: 981 (12/25/09 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My mother's initial reaction to Rupert: Wow, he's fat.
Oaf		#13	[-]
Posts: 209 (12/25/09 11:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My mom wanted Sierra to do well, and wouldn't hear a word about how dumb she was. But she did hate the right people over the last two seasons in Russell and Coach. In Guatemala, right before the finale, I asked my sister who she was rooting for. She said Danni. I asked her for a reasoning. She couldn't come up with any. My brother cheered for James and Bob in S16-17, because they were decent people. When Bob made sure Randy got humiliated in his boot episode, my brother explained to me that it was a necessary move on Bob's part. James, of course, didn't lose any points for treating Eliza the way that he did.
WylDawg		#14	[-]
Posts: 21528 (12/25/09 11:45 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know people who stopped watching Survivor after the second season because they thought Colby was robbed. True story.
Mikester		#15	[-]
Posts: 8186 (12/25/09 11:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mom: I'm glad Russell didn't win. Me: Yup but he's back on next season because it's another All-Stars. Mom: rolls eyes Who else is on it? Me: Parvati Mom: I don't know who that is (Meanwhile she hated Parvati during Micro) Me: Stephenie Mom: I don't know who that is (She loved Stephenie in Palau) Me: Sugar Mom: What season was she on? Me: Gabon Mom: I don't know who that is. (She loved Sugar) Me: Jerri Mom: I don't know who that is. (She hated Jerri during Australia) Me: angry ... Rupert. Mom: Oh! I bet he'll beat Russell! ::cuts:: Last Edited By: Mikester 12/25/09 12:04 PM. Edited 1 times.
Cyberball2072		#16	[-]
Posts: 639 (12/25/09 12:06 PM) I love ShiiAnn Reply Quote More Recent Posts	it would go without saying that RealityNewsOnline Editor David Bloomberg, the equal stupid editor that matches with the stupid player in Shii Ann. Funny because he acted how bad it is for Sierra to NOT KNOW what people really thought of her and how stupid she was. But when you spin the story and tell how real players think the same of SHii Ann, somehow he does not make the connection.
WylDawg		#17	[-]
Posts: 21531 (12/25/09 12:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mikester wrote: Mom: I'm glad Russell didn't win. Me: Yup but he's back on next season because it's another All-Stars. Mom: rolls eyes Who else is on it? Me: Parvati Mom: I don't know who that is (Meanwhile she hated Parvati during Micro) Me: Stephenie Mom: I don't know who that is (She loved Stephenie in Palau) Me: Sugar Mom: What season was she on? Me: Gabon Mom: I don't know who that is. (She loved Sugar) Me: Jerri Mom: I don't know who that is. (She hated Jerri during Australia) Me: angry ... Rupert. Mom: Oh! I bet he'll beat Russell! ::cuts:: I hate when casual fans are all excited for an All-Stars season, yet they don't remember anyone except Rupert and the one or two people that were in the prior season.
island sun		#18	[-]
Posts: 1280 (12/25/09 12:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	During the Fallen Comrades Tribute: <Marisa's segment plays> Mom: I don't even remember her. Me:
WylDawg		#19	[-]
Posts: 21534 (12/25/09 12:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is a conversation I had with a casual fan a few days before the Samoa finale Casual fan: "You are never going to believe this! Apparently next season they'll cast people from previous seasons and split them into heroes and vilains!! How amazing is that!?!" Me: "For realz? I had no idea....." Casual Fan: "It'll be a bit predictable though." Me: "What do you mean?" Casual fan: "Well clearly the final 5 will all be from the heroes tribe. People will write angry letters to CBS and stop watching if one of the vilains does well..." Or my personal favorite; people who after 19 seasons still think Survivor is only about physical dominance... Casual fan: "So who won this season? I bet it's that Russell guy, right?" Me: "No, it was Natalie" Casual fan: "That blonde chick?? But she's never won a single immunity challenge!"
Axie.rsfd		#20	[-]
Posts: 225 (12/25/09 12:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Click here to break the ad gravity rule. Remove this ad WylDawg wrote: This is a conversation I had with a casual fan a few days before the Samoa finale Casual fan: "You are never going to believe this! Apparently next season they'll cast people from previous seasons and split them into heroes and vilains!! How amazing is that!?!" Me: "For realz? I had no idea....." Casual Fan: "It'll be a bit predictable though." Me: "What do you mean?" Casual fan: "Well clearly the final 5 will all be from the heroes tribe. People will write angry letters to CBS and stop watching if one of the vilains does well..." Isn't America the country that gave Russell the sprint player award? Why would people mind if one of the villains did well, especially if Russell is one of them? Sometimes people can be so weird.

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